It's caresses, Miss, uh, giving myself a headache.

Okay, here's the thing, guys.

I love Christmas.

Okay, Christmas.

You could be kind of a Grinch Sometimes.

You don't even know about Christmas traditions.

I know about baby Jesus.

I know he did magic.

Here's the thing.

I love Christmas.

I love the idea of it.

I love Christmas movies and music, but actual Christmas I don't really care about I don't really celebrate it.

And I don't really have any joy in my heart.

But now that I have a child that I hired, I thought I should throw him the best fucking Christmas ever with my boys.

So I'm gonna need you guys to help, because I don't understand anything about Christmas.

First of all, we have Uncle Drew here.

Who's gonna meet his nephew for the first time?

Hi.

Hi, big guy.

So, with your staff, I think you grew a mustache for the video.

It looks really good.

I thought I was gonna come in and everyone was gonna bust off their chairs laughing.

Uncle Drew's gonna meet.

Oh, it's Alex's know Christopher.

Christopher.

I love him.

Daddy.

Ryland, You love Christmas.

Oh, yeah.

I grew up loving Christmas.

I decorated this whole house.

Garet, you're gay.

I feel like you love Christmas.

I'm a true Christmas boy.

Most people know that about me.

I have some Christmas activities that looks like what my mom uses to talk to God.

Do you want a little teaser?

Okay.

I mean, I'm on Christmas with my son.

What are we doing today?

Things we might be doing is going to the mall to visit Santa, cause the kids love.

That's an American tradition.

No, for so many reasons.

Going to just sit on Uncle Drew's lap with that way.

Just do it here.

We're going to the movies tonight.

Starbucks has a gingerbread house.

I figured we'd stop making everything a brand deal.

Wait to go Caroling who?

Wait.

I like that because we could, like, surprise my mom and Carol at her house.

Oh, we're gonna have a wonderful Christmas evening altogether.

And maybe you can end with us giving each other some gifts under the tree.

I don't know.

Christmas is not about What's it about?

Okay, My son's on his way.

I'm really, really excited.

His mom said he's gonna come on Christmas, eat up I don't know what that means.

I hope he looks like an elf.

But no, I wanna stay and very nervous because I feel like there's a lot of pressure.

I need to make sure he has a good Christmas.

This is our first Christmas together, and I just want Alex to know I love him.

Christopher, I'll figure out his name by New Year's.

She's here.

Oh, my God.

Get ready.

Here.

His name is seriously, What does he know about my mustache?

Is you're gonna be, like, scared completely by accident.

Retweets.

Do you wanna wait?

I'm gonna put something up to the O only alcohol.

Yes.

I love you.

You from your fake Someone come in.

My brief.

Okay.

Okay.

First of all, she's very slow.

So me with him this'll I love my son.

Buys cheddar.

Popcorn stops moving.

I'm eating the whole thing.

First we have to introduce you to your uncle.

So, Uncle Drew, this is a Christopher, and he's my son.

You do figure out Q very soft.

Oh, very.

You know, your Christmas gear.

I love my son has no rhythm, just like his daddy.

Okay.

I love that.

My son is in denial.

Just like his daddy.

All right, let's sit down.

So we got us alcohol drinking that later or now.

That was like a fake Christmas movie last.

It's food.

You know, your daddy so well for something like this.

To shame from your YouTube son.

Because you're bad.

You know what?

Wear these basalt ballerina song.

What made you think of me?

Okay, put him on your the game, Dad.

All right, Kristen, time for my I didn't buy you anything because that's what I'm gonna do today Way are wanted for you.

The best Christmas.

We're gonna take you to the mall.

We're gonna meet Santa.

We're gonna buy you things I'm gonna feed.

You were gonna Karol.

Taking some for the journey is that when we see Santa today, can you act Santa Thio get my videos monetized again?

Thank you.

He literally brought the same outfit is me for a picture with Santa?

Wait, Chrissy, Baby, I'm gonna explain something to you.

So your old mommy is coming over right now to show us her baby.

But it's not really It's just for you to use.

I was with Mommy before I was with Daddy since I know you.

Let's do it.

Christmas is about family.

Oh, my God.

I'm so triggered.

That looks so really.

This is what our lives could have been high.

This is our son.

Will your step, mommy?

Because I love you.

Daddy is refusing yet more modern family hug.

Welcome to the modern family.

You can't really Do you want to put you together?

Sure.

Be fun.

Ready?

No.

Careful, buddy.

Okay, here we go.

123 E i e like this is going to be Oh, that's I mean, that's what is your new life, dear?

Have a new life is while the exact opposite That craziness Super gayness.

Awesomeness!

I think I love you.

Okay, son.

Uber's here.

We're gonna go see Santa got this fall.

You're right.

Do you have any, like, fun Christmas traditions that you did in your old family?

That you want to incorporate your new family?

I was the 1st 1 to open the presents.

What was that?

A mouth pop?

Have you been learning mouth up?

Okay, That wasn't I love bonding with games.

We're not family time.

Double cross street, family music way.

All those kids in their plane wait a minute.

And that's a workout you're eating.

Yeah, that's why I'm a trainer.

A mouth trainer was put in together Christmas.

I love running my Children's health.

Look, it's our uncle.

You like fish?

That's not Christmas fish mus.

Okay, so we're gonna do Santa first.

I made an appointment online because I'm a good dad.

You contact Santa online that Santa's Twitter and Facebook.

He's really Garrett.

Wait.

See if they have Daddy's book.

If they don't have daddy's book, you know what you're gonna do?

We're going to go to a different store, something I love the way your brain works.

But no, I was gonna say we're gonna talk to them and say, You better get daddy's on.

You're gonna do it.

You know, this is not daddy, and that's all that matters.

The nice lady that's selling book.

Shane Dawson just had a question way, Children section.

You should get it.

Oh, my God.

I didn't know you were just gonna get our teeth.

This book and we're gonna go.

Do you have thought of the oppressed?

Oh, wait to see your grandma tonight.

And your grandma loves Jesus more than she loves me.

So let's pick out a Jesus book for Grandma.

You heard that one or that way Might need a new Bible, cause for tears have ruined my God.

That's me actually mean Five years.

You brought the popcorn.

Share it with you already have candy today.

But have it again.

Sam.

Which one should we get?

Uncle Drew?

Do you want to come help us?

Yes.

What are you thinking?

I have no Great.

We're getting this one.

We're just gonna take me.

Oh, really?

I didn't know.

Is this policy just for kids?

I mean, I wouldn't be object.

Changes everything.

Who is she?

Okay.

Were bold body rolling now?

You think so?

Daddy is on the dot But do you think Daddy should splurge and Daddy deserves it?

Okay.

Good job.

Oh, that's good, guys.

What's happening?

Tony said he liked my outfit and he gave me a free cinnamon baby.

Okay.

I mean, I'm kind of mad because, like, already set you up with Alex and I don't know where that's going.

Way finding another person complicated.

Stay with you.

Just set me free.

I'll go with the guy who gives me free candy, which I think is Tony at the booth?

There was good chemistry.

Really?

Gonna check this out.

So he's already Wait.

No, don't do that.

What are you doing?

Another Tony.

What's this?

Cool?

How heavy.

I could lived it.

I'm strong.

Thanks, Tony.

Wait.

Uncle Garrett's trying to get another exactly Inside.

I could get Tony's number.

I could get us some.

I could get out of here.

That's nothing.

I can prove it.

That's easy.

It's like T shirts.

You liked it?

Oh, my God, He's perfect for you.

Make it happen.

I'm so scared.

But I like doing this with no.

Why is he doing well?

I I asked.

I don't even know if you're gay and he said, Yeah, I am.

But I just don't give my number out.

Let's go to the next Christmas thing Tree spinning around my anxieties.

There you go there and tell them to buy.

I don't want I hope I have never dealt with like dad homophobia like I want somebody to walk by me.

You shouldn't have that, Gary.

He's gonna say, I'm gonna hear a lot of world.

I'm not nervous.

I don't think I've ever sat on Santa's lap.

I was always too big.

He was afraid.

You're scared.

What if he's like, mean to me?

What?

It was like?

You and I like you.

She has the homophobe person you were talking about.

Santa's like his dad's off my life.

That's like, That's, like all over for Christmas.

Is America great again?

Video games?