Okay, butthatonebackinprivatelook, OK, That's a problem, though, because I wasgoingtoreallygearuponthisoneandfabricate a bunchofstuff I wantedtofabricate.
Likethequadruplerocketlauncherandeverythingagain.
I don't knowif I reallyhavetofightmuchstuffanymore.
Istheworldending?
Itfeelsliketheworld's probablyending.
We'vebeengettinghereconstanttimefoldinthisregionforas a result, everythingyou'vebuiltforusoutherebeencompletelydestroyed.
I know I'm tryingmybesttogetthereontime, butit's veryhard.
Youtookmycarawayfromme.
Legssuck.
Wait, No.
I washittingthebuttontoelikeway.
Wouldonelegwhenonecancare.
I know.
Okay, I know I'm a legend, butBuck, isthispossible?
Man, I reallymissedthisarea.
Sophotoreallooking.
Uh, can I takeanythingoutofyou?
A letter?
No, damnit.
I don't haveanylighters.
Maybeinmyprivatelocker.
Nope.
I haveneverusedthisbefore.
Okay.
Oh, that.
Evenasredinit.
Let's doubleback.
I don't haveanyPCC's.
I can't doanything.
I thinktheycangoacrossanyway.
I don't know.
I don't fuckthisup.
Letmesee.
Isiteasierfurtherdown?
I don't thinkso.
Let's tryit.
Let's seewhathappens.
It's notsubmerged.
It's notsubmerged.
It's fine.
IsitonlycountsIf I falloverthem, Don't fallover.
I thinkitjustsaidcargodamaged.
Ruined.
Well, it's notgivingme a gameoverscreen, sowerollwithit.
Drinkup, jumpup.
Right.
Sotheendthegameislike, here's a reallydifficultthingforyoutodo.
Havefun.
Sureisprettythough, onthespeedScottisreallymakingmefeellike a badass.
5300 Tyroleancrystals.
Oh, a bigone.
A bigone.
ReallyBigone.
Oh, thatsucks.
Whatisthisamusing?
Twoofthem.
What?
Whatthefuck?
Oh, thatsucks, Boyer.
There's nomoney.
I havedramaticrates.
Uh, yeah.
Fuckyou.
Oh, myGodsandoh, God, he's He's a He's a virgin.
Fuckyou!
Yeah, thatheinousonyourfaces.
Okay.
Oh, myGod.
Thankyou.
GotlikesfrommyownAudradeck.
Wait, Aretheythereallthetime?
Can I gobackintherefor a second?
Aretheyjustgonnashowupagain?
Okay.
Oh, thankgods.
Lookatallthesebeautifulterrorsandbikes.
Thisis a greatdaytobe a gamerbecausepeopledroveintothisareaandthenlostthevehicles.
Oh, myGod.
AllthesignsJustgo, Sam.
Oneman's trashisanotherman's treasure.
Please, justletmegoalltheway.
I have a feelingitwon't.
Whatishappening?
Whatisthatsound?
Everythingisshaking.
Thatwasoneofthewhalesfor a second.
Oh, somethingisbadlywrong.
That's myexactreactiontosomeworldendingcataclysm.
What's this?
What's that?
It's rainingfrogs.
I alwaysdo.
Itwouldsomeday.
Oh, fuck.
No, Justletmein.
I'm soclosethatyou'regonnago.
ItisthewhalesformyGod.
That's socool.
Defeatthebt.
No, there's There's noway I havetodothiscryptobyoatsareoverthere.
I'm runningintotownFolkbase.
Howareyougoingtobedrink?
Wait.
I didn't evenhaveenoughbulletsandammoandstufftodefeatthesmallonesbackthere.
Thatissobad.
I Sogetyourstuff.
Oh, I can't.
Thisinvisiblewall.
Oh, myGod.
I havetofightyou.
Okay.
Wow.
Soit's damage?
No.
Uhwhat?
Waithere.
Okay.
I guesswe'redoingthis.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Thisis a shadowoftheColossus.
Shit!
Oh, fuckinghell!
Getmyrocketlauncherback!
Couldsomebodyhelpmecourtroom a rocketlauncher?
Dario, I'm stillconvincedthat I don't havetodefeatallofthisbecausethisisThisis a lot.
Hithim.
Notfuckingkeephittingthem.
Juststayhere.
Seemsgood.
Okay, well, thatruinsmyplan.
I knowmybootsaregettingruined.
Thisis a lottotakein.
Okay, I needsomeplayground.
No?
Okay.
Holyfuck.
Oh, gethiminthefuckinggob.
Eatmybloodrockets.
I keepthinking I hear a 2nd 1 Thisisnotfrightened, Jane.
Whale!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, HeadhimOkay.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, myGod.
It's soawesome.
Takemeforever, OK?
Splash, smoosh.
Oh, I thoughtyou'regonnakeepcomingup.
Thatsoundedlike a methodyear.
Reign.
Thatwascool.
Okay, whatdo I usenext?
Giveme a bloodbag, though.
Thankyou.
I reallydidn't thinkyou'd havetodothisentirefight.
I can't runtoofareither, because a I'm slowandbemylegsaregoingtorunout.
Andthere's nogeneratorsaroundnow.
Easy.
Thatprobablydoesn't domoredamage.
I thinkthat's a lotofreused.
Wow.
Shutfuckingpeopleonme.
What a dick.
Don't youhaveenoughalready?
Startedshootingpeopleatmedecryptedbio.
Canitfuckhimup?
MyotherEmmawon't actuallydamage a bullet.
Jesus.
Okay, justfuckingdropit, Lou.
I know.
Okay.
Powerskeletonschool, but I don't reallyneedonerightnow.
God, gowhereanythingisorwhat's happening.
Getupontothis.
We'd bebetteroff, canyou?
Forfuck's sake, Claims.
Sam, please.
Thankyou.
Okay.
Launcher.
Oh, he's fuckingGodzillaingme.
ThisisOh, shit!
Shit!
I wasn't payingattention.
Oh, myGod.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, I havenobloodbags.
Fuck!
Okay, let's dothis.
Jesus.
Ourfloor!
Yes.
I can't fireanymoregrenadesdoesinthefuckingblood.
No.
God, thisairwego.
Thankyou.
You'renotcomingforme.
Thankfuck.
Socan I like I likethis.
Maybeif I actuallydidthething.
This'llfuckinghectic.
I needmore.
Yes.
Frickinskeletonlegsarerunningout, though.
Thankfully, thereis a powerskeletonoverthere.
Remote.
Thatnationgrenadelauncher.
Don't throwthematme.
Justdropthem.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, butitcrazydamage.
Okay, Okay.
Mylegswereout.
Dothatthingagain.
Uh, JesusChrist.
Havingtomanageallthisstuffinthemiddleof a fightisveryhard, andthey'renotbeingabletogetanyofthestuffinthemiddleofthefightlike a generatorandstuffisalsoveryheard.
Allright, weneedtogetthis, uh, power's coming.
Justjustletmepickthemupthrowingthematme.
Okay.
Equippedthispower.
I don't evenknowwhat's goingonbehindme.
I amjustsoobsessedwithtryingtoYes.
Whatdidyouonlyquip?
I don't knowwhy I don't wanttheshotgun.
He's aboveme.
00 yeah, He's aboveme.
Okay.
ThankGod I didn't gethitbythepeopleagain.
Allright, dotheopenmouththethingagain.
What's makingthatfuckingweirdsound?
Where?
What's happeningupthere?
Damnit!
Oh, you'reinthered, bitch.
I thinkyou'reshootingpeopleatmeagain.
Okay?
Wakendothis, gamers.
Littlebylittle.
Oh, God.
That's what's makingthefuckingnoise.
Groundbitches.
JustGod, justdowhateverdamageyoucan, man.
Okay.
Holyfar.
Sam.
Time, please.
Time.
PleasefindSam.
Sam.
Fortheloveofall.
That's HolyKlein.
She's fuckingChrist.
Wait.
Am I outofbatteryinthisaswellalready, orthat I justpickupthewrongfuckingthing?
Well, I'm outofbattery.
Waitonme?
Yes, I'm outofbattery.
Oh, I hope I gettodothisfor a strike.
Uh, thisisthenormalgrenadelauncher.
I donotwanttohavetorepeatthis.
Yeah, thatwas a goodone.
He's soclose.
Sam, stayuphere!
Thosefuckerscan't getyou.
Jesus!
He's everywhere.
Soclose.
Onemoreisgoingtodoit.
Sam!
Comeon, Norman.
Comeon, Norman!
Oh, yeah!
Wow!
Whatishappening?
Holyshit!
Oh, yeah!
Putthatonmymantle.
That's mytrophy!
Wait!
Sowhatthehellisthatthing?
Wheresomeofthemjustgigantic F a p t s forthingsthathadtoexistinthisworldthathavedied.
That's veryrealisticlooking.
Sorry.
Yes, youdidit.
Oh, I couldkissyou.
You'resweet.
Sonof a bitch!
Pleasedonotfuckingkiss.
Itwasallover.
Itwasalloveruntil I camethroughandkicksomefucking a Okay, isnice.
Okay?
Hejusthastocatchhisbreath.
Dropthatgeneratornearby.
Oh, Mama!
Llama!
Thatwasfuckingwild!
Dropthisshit!
Onlythreehandguns.
Theysuck!
Quadruplerocketlauncher.
though.
Hell, yeah.
Uh, let's sortmycargo.
AndiallflowedYouallright?
Let's justgotowhereweneedtobe.
Therewas a miserableexperienceforSam.
JesusChrist.
Thegamejustreallydoesn't giveyou a chance, doesit?
Itwas a littleItwas a littleclunkybecause I don't think I thinkthegame's mechanicsaredesignedfortraversingandcarryingwhenthatcollideswith, like, combat.
Fightingthemulesisonething, buthavingtofightsomethinglikethat, it's veryintensebecausethere's a lotoflikeplottingthroughtheink, Butas a setpiece.
Thatwasfuckingdope.
Goon, Sam.
Readtosew a slowdown.
Nowwe'rebacktotheNintendoWii.
Upsomestuffs, notloadingin.
Thereyougo.
Oh, I didn't know I hadtowalkallthewaydownhere.
I wouldhavebroughtthecaroftheways I'm coming.
Fragile.
Hopethesecryptobio.
It's allworthit.
I wentthroughfuckinghell, literally.
Thankheavens.
Youmadeitfragilebeingin a comafor a whilenow.
Butwithallthesecryptofiles, youbroughtway.
Shouldbeabletobringherroundon.
Withanyluck, Onlytake a fewmoretogetherback.
Isitbadthat I submergeditallininktear?
Thankyou.
Itmeans a lot.
I suffered a greatdealtogethere.
Itwas a paininmyfuckingass.
We'rehere.
Wedidit.
Oh, God.
I believe I actuallygotthatcheese.
Allright.
Layitonme.
Someplot.
I wanttorelaxfor a second.
Sam, you'reback.
Itmusthavebeenonehellof a journey, especiallyonyourown.
Butnowthewholeteamistogether.
again, thewholeteamdie.
Hardman, too, toomuchtravelingtoandfrombeaches.
Insuch a shortspan, Cairomattercontaminatedhercells, effectivelycausingjetlagon a molecularlevel.