Andif I walkintoyouanditstabsyou, thenthat's reallyyourfault.
Okay?
Damnit.
Damnit!
Congratulations.
Youreceive 100 pointsofexperience.
Puttoysintothetoybox.
Okay.
Whoistalkingtome?
Wait.
Work.
Oh, isthatit?
Thatitbleedingyourtests?
Youwillnotlevelup.
TurnontheTV I don't knowwhat's happeningback.
Oi, Jesus.
Pleasehelpme.
WhereistheTV?
Okay, theknifedownhere.
Thereyougo.
That's foryou.
And I'llsithere.
Iscozyiscomfy.
Nice.
Youareveryobedientbecause I have a knife.
Everyplayerneed a goodweapon, but a kitchenknifeintothetoybox.
Oh, I knewit.
I wasdestinedforthis.
Thisisthetoybox.
Uh, okay.
Pathetic.
I didnotexpectfromyoutobesuch a newHowdareyoucallme a new?
Mydadwas a newandhefoughtforthiscountry.
Itissoquietinhere.
Musicperfectlyintensifiestheexperience.
Turnontheradio.
Okay, Istheradioandherein a differentroom.
I seenoradiosofar.
I'm not.
Trustme.
I'm nottrustyououtthere.
I liveintheirfuckingHimalayasforthedesertoneortheother, butthisdoesput a smileonmyface.
Okay.
Radiosonthisreallydoesintensifythesituation.
You'reright.
I'llshitmyphonebatterydied.
Thereisnoturningback.
Umwhat?
Okay.
WhitenoiseaboundfromOh, fromMama.
Whereareyou.
I'm reallyworried.
Peoplesaythat a boycarrying a toyboxwasseenneartheriver.
Pleaseanswerme, Mama, but I knowitisnotme.
DoesthedemonwaitProgress?
I think I brokeitrightat 69.
Nice.
Isitseriouslybroken?
Oh, God.
I restartedit.
Ah, Now I'lldoitright, Becausethisisthetoyboxhere.
What?
Toysintoybox.
Good.
Congratulations.
Youleveledup.
Hell, yeah.
TurnontheTV.
YougotyouAlso.
I keepthesameexperiencefromlastyear.
Thesamebatterypresentedfromlastnight.
Allright, Now, youalreadyput a knifeinthething.
Right?
Okay, Yougotit.
Comeon, knife E.
Ourjourneybegins.
Itis a goodplaceforthisknife.
Don't forgetaboutit.
Allright?
Musictime.
Wegettohearthaknows.
Again.
Excellent.
Okay.
There's noturningback.
Allright.
Herewegoagain.
Maybethistimemytoyboxisgone.
Okay?
Can I gooutthiswaythistime?
Nice.
Allright.
Donotworry, Mama.
Isitfrozenagain?
I'm notsupposedtohappenafterthisweight.
Thatmightactuallybetheendofthegamecauseit's cold.
Donottrustthegame.
Somaybeif I don't trustit.
Andmaybeif I doeverythingcontradictoryorfailedsomeothertasks I don't know, eat a cookieinthekitchen.
Well, I can't notdothat.
I havetoprogressitsomehow.
There's somethingelseyoucaneat.
Eatfruits, eat a cactusplantbark.
I atethecookie.
Okay.
I leveledup.
Puttoysinthetoybox.
No, I don't wantto.
I'm being a disobedientchild.
Youlikethatwithoutcompletingyourtasks?
Youwillnotlevelup.
TurnontheTV.
No.
Ormytoyboxisgone.
Interesting.
A prettyfigureouthow I canprogressthisstuffwithoutactuallydoinganyofthetests.
Oh, mytoyboxishere.
I'maputtheknifesomewhereelselater.
TurningofftheTVIgnoranceisalwaysundesirable.
Everyplayerneeds a goodweapon.
Puttheknifeinthebox.
Nope.
I'm a Taketheknifeandshoveitupyourbutt.
I'm bringingitbackhere.
Pathetic.
Didnotexpectyoutobesuch a nuke.
Soquite, perfectlyintense.
Face, turnontheradio.
Okay, Soif I turnofftheradio?
Isthatgood?
Don't youturnon.
Anyway.
Realityisoftendisappointing.
No, Shutup.
I don't wantmusic.
It's late.
Youbettergobacktobedbefore I getback.
I hopeyou'rehavingfunwhen I wasout.
Loveyou, Mom.
Oh, isthatit?
Oh, man, I wasexpectingsomuchmorefromthis.
I thoughtsomethingwiththiskindoftitlewouldget, like, reallycreepyreallyquickly.
Whowastalkingtome?
Whyweretheytalkingtomeandhowweretheytalkingtome?
I liketheideabehindthis.
I reallywantedittogetreallyscarybecause I likethat.
I likeitthrowingit.
It's onitshead, almostkindoflike a Stanleyparablesortofthingwhereyou'regoingalongnormallyandtheneverythingtakes a leftturnor I couldhavesomechoiceinit.
ItwasItseemslikeitwaseitherallornothing.
I know I'veshutallofmyeyes, haveitgetsscaryhavinggetspooky, havethegamesuddenlyturnedonme.
Thatshitisinteresting.
Thishassomegoodideas, though.
I justwishitwasMaur.
Oh, butdearviewerwerenotdonejustyet.
Thespooksandthescarescontinue.
Abound.
Holdon a second.
Holdon a second.
Hello?
Yes, there.
Righthere.
It's foryou.
It's someonetellingmethatthere's morespace.
Thisgameiscalledthemortuaryassistant.
Remindsmeofthatmovie.
TheautopsyofsomeonehighValerie's Raymond.
I knowit's late, and I'm reallysorry, but I have a hugefavortoaskyou.
Um, therewas a teenytinylittlesnipitoffwhatanexperiencecouldbe.
Butthatwasawesome.
Thepotentialfordifferentthingsinthatit's Avery I Well, I hatetouselikePTas, like a standardforthesetypesofthings, becauseeverybodyendsupdoingitandPeteyisjust a P D isnot a gamePts.
Butlike I said, I'm partialtothissortoflikeenvironmentalstorytellingorthereallyminimalisticstyleofstorytellingwhere I'm myimaginationisgoingwildthisentiretimebeinglike a by a monkeyonmyconsciousness.