Are you ready?

Are you ready for the best intro day?

Top of body?

I did it, I fix it.

I figured it out.

You hear?

When you die, Just intensive Irish noise.

It's, uh yes.

I put this stuff together and it finally works.

Water known as red zone clocks in my craft.

I didn't know what people were talking about When they say make a redstone clock and I'm like, Like to tell time.

I don't know.

Ding ding, ding, top of morning.

I don't know if there's a better way of making this.

I really wish I could hide all of this stuff.

I try to put wooden slabs all down along in here and then put all the Redstone underneath tapped.

The Redstone wouldn't actually go in it because it causes 1/2 lap and wouldn't go in.

You know, whatever.

Welcome back, everyone to Minecraft.

It's big Minecraft time.

Oh, guys today.

Oh, it's only big brains allowed in this episode.

This is legitimately going to be awesome because I have some big plans.

Big plans for you guys.

I know that you have a little short tail and your whimpering because you were all her tea and sad.

And the hell is that shit?

Good Shook!

Shook.

What did you do?

Oh, I see his egg is He is a invader.

He tried to get into my castle.

Wait!

Is that truck Oh, God, It's raining.

It's raining.

He knew.

Took the God of Weather Demon.

He did this.

He made it rain on me.

Oh, man.

Joke?

How did you get into my castle?

No, Chuck's over here.

That's not Chuck.

What, do you do it?

How did you do this?

Oh, sheltering yourself from your own rain, huh?

I see what you're doing.

I see what?

You're up The truck.

You want to see this?

Come down here.

Down here!

Trash eggs here in London.

Oh, my God!

There's another Chuck out there.

There's another chicken on the water!

The invaders are coming!

They're going to try to get into my castle.

They're gonna try to destroy me.

This'll is legitimately terrifying.

The chucks air taking over to take chickens.

You're gonna come and destroy me, Okay?

How is my ex God that scared me.

That's my ex.

Be firm doing.

You got a lot.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, I kind of just been leaving this running in the background.

I've come in and I've done Did a bunch of stuff in the potato will show you guys in the sport.

I wanna show you, lads.

Now we're even upto.

All right?

Is everybody doing good?

Every doing.

Well, don't melt my ice palace.

I don't even have another polar bear for this yet.

I really should get on that shit.

Okay, so I hold it out, the whole inside of this.

I want to do a cool door on this.

Kind of like the one I have for Shawn's buyer.

But me being big, small brain, uh, don't want to do it yet, so I have this whole area, all right?

I don't know what you're thinking, Jack.

That looks like a freak chamber.

And you'd be right, but not for humans.

Uh, this is gonna be a freak chamber for dogs, because my plan is to create an army of dogs.

I'm gonna have nothing but dogs in my army.

They're all going to sit down in here.

We need to build a throne for Sam so you can overlook everybody.

And then when it comes time to fight the weather.

We're going to use our dogs to fight back.

See, big brain dogs are all going to raise up.

Probably die very quickly, but they're strong.

So as soon as the weather attacks and drove like they're gonna fight back Killer Also this.

So this is something that I created.

You'll see Ricos in a second, but word way.

See, I know what to do this now because I built an unlimited next firm in Minecraft.

It comes down here.

Oh, God.

Where is it going?

What's this area?

Oh, yeah, baby.

New and improved Irish room.

Then you and improve pot of gold room.

I extended it.

I made it bigger.

I made this whole buyer bigger.

Very.

Coach, I put in these, like big Lounge E chair.

See this one right here So people can sit down there double tables and stuff.

It's pretty epic.

If I do say so myself, I e forgot to pack my brewing stand that I think is up in a chest upstairs somewhere.

Um yes, can down.

So what I want people to do is I wanted to make the this chamber bigger because this is gonna be our sex dungeon.

This is They're going to come in here and they're gonna after they have sex.

You're gonna ding ding date.

This is the the Irish Room, the sport potato room.

So they're gonna come down in here.

I don't know how to get them out yet.

I don't know how this is actually gonna work.

I'm gonna have to train, figure this out, maybe put a detector rail, put a door that will go past as I go through Kind of a trap door.

I don't know.

And then they come in here because I need to get rid of the my cart like, and then they'll have to walk out of here.

And then I just throw potatoes at him and that yet throw potatoes at them, and then they're all gonna make babies.

That's what beds in here as well.

But because I made the room bigger, I was like, Oh, perfect.

There's, like, four squares per colors, like art, symmetrical.

Now and then I realized that I couldn't put my pot of gold directly in the center.

So now it's over here, directly in the center.

No, it looks weird because the flag goes that way.

instead of instead of this way, whatever.

It's the Irish corners.

You don't know me.

Stop judging.

When you get back in the main character, you flick this flick this There we go.

Hot birds up on their own.

I need to put some torches down their way also have, like, a lava area that they could look at it on the way down.

Because, let's face it.

Wants to go into the sex dungeon.

They're not getting back out.

No, no.

Cool.

Awesome.

All right, so that's all set up.

Ready to go.

I decided I would do that off camera.

Because let's face it, you guys don't need to see all of that, okay?

What?

You guys just need to see the machinations of my insanity.

This is where it really kicks off.

This is where my crafts about to get.

Really good.

Hi.

How are you?

I need to put torches down in here because I don't want stuff spawning in these areas.

Thank you very much.

Make it stop.

I'm sorry.

Okay?

I mean, I'm not just make it stop raining for once.

Took.

All right, Let's go, Doggies.

It's time to go.

I don't trust this chicken.

What do you want for me?

What do you want from me?

I don't have any of the answers.

Are you tryingto okay?

Wait, I'll take your first joke.

Took a day.

Our area?

Hopefully, he'll see this two.

Whoa.

I have some throwing me.

We'll never know if that turned into a chicken or not.

Oh, God.

Wait, wait.

Oh, no.

This is gonna be bad.

I can already see this going terribly by trying to bring you guys downstairs.

Oh, no, um, I have an idea.

I have an idea.

Um, you probably just gonna follow this area, so I'm gonna Okay, Okay.

I don't like this.

I don't like this.

I don't like this.

I don't My dogs today.

I really don't want my dogs today.

Okay.

Uh, you guys come first.

Okay.

Come.

Come on, Doggies.

Here we go.

Yep.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Yes.

Yes.

Nice and easy.

Are you serious?

One at a time.

Lines.

Come on, use your big brains.

There we go.

I told you, no small grains allowed in this episode.

If you're a small brain, get out of here.

But I know you're not because you're watching Jack Septic.

I play Minecraft.

You're a big brain.

I know you're sad, but it's gonna be fine, because once you have enough sex under your belt, you're gonna you're gonna have a new lease on life.

All right?

Come on in.

This is your new home.

Spacious, huh?

Do you like it?

Do you love it?

Okay, you're gonna have to sit because you just gonna teleport after me, then, Okay?

It worked for the others.

So for the love of God, please let it work for you.

Please, Please, please.

Sam Shik on.

Just come on downstairs.

Come on, now.

Come on.

There you go.

There you go.

Yes.

Oh, you guys are even better.

Oh, you guys are even better.

I love you.

You're my favorite dogs.

Come on, now, Sam, I know you're having flashbacks from this.

Just don't Just don't look down, okay?

That never happened.

It was many summers ago, Sam.

You have a new family now.

Just forget your old one and live in the new, okay?

She couldn't Come on in.

Um, no.

You can stay out as well.

Okay, You're gonna be the queen Salmon.

She a corner going to be the king and queen.

I'm gonna have to make some.

I have to make some Thrones for them.

Maybe either side here and here.

And then you guys can sit on top of those.

All right, this suits get a little sketchy because technically, what's gonna happen is a lot of inbreeding.

But that's how life is.

Life is just one big giant mutation.

That's all it's ever been.

You know, that story of Adam and Eve that's trained forced down your throat?

Adam and Eve had sex, then had babies on.

Then he intercepted the babies or the baby accepted each other.

Either way, shit's not right.

But you guys want this.