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  • What's going on, John?

  • Uh, well, you know, I was fired at the end of the last Siris.

  • Joe, you've been up to Well, uh, since you fired me, you prick.

  • What you been up to, Joe?

  • Well, you know, I was fired at the end of the last serious, which is bullshit.

  • Have you been up to since I got fired from the last show?

  • You prick, Joe, have you been?

  • Oh, shit.

  • You fired me.

  • Seriously, you prick.

  • So you're only Yeah, I'm fine.

  • What about?

  • Just ask him.

  • What have you been up to?

  • Uh, well, it's been a busy week, you know, because she, uh, find me cause you're Attard to make a few extra bit of cash.

  • They've been doing a few medical experience on this.

  • I've got quite lucky.

  • Couldn't really had any side effects.

  • Uh, What's going on, Jimmy?

  • Is you fired me.

  • So make a big cash.

  • Done a bit of a deal.

  • Got sponsor for the show show is now sponsored by a banister company.

  • It's actually my half brother Fabio's company.

  • It's called Fabio's banisters.

  • Wait, wait, wait A bit pissed off.

  • This is what happens.

  • What happens?

  • They always does quite a lot of radioactive waste.

  • So why even about you taking a piss?

  • Because you're fired, May.

  • That's why I ripped the door off Joe wearing a wedding dress.

  • Jo, I'll build strategic be its feet.

  • A bit of a surprise.

  • It's tragic.

  • A winner now.

  • Good night.

  • You get to smash in our way tonight.

  • Made of shells.

  • Course, despite the shells anyway.

  • Nine.

  • Yes.

  • What?

  • I want to give it a wife.

  • Okay.

  • They have no one on our six.

  • Joe.

  • You can't smoke on television.

  • Did you just inhale bubbles struggle to get work and the only job the job center could get me?

  • Name was on a show called the anyways, Essex, you're on Tammy.

  • But why are you dressed like that?

  • He wanted me out.

  • Just asking.

  • Well, it's a because if you're gonna go on, the only way is Essex.

  • You have to be glamorous.

  • And what's more glamorous than a mermaid?

  • Oh, it was a card from Joe Wilkinson.

  • I'm pretty sure it's from Joe.

  • Dear Jimmy, I have a new job now so you can stick Countdown up your ass.

  • NASA have sent me to a new planet as part of an intergalactic exchange program.

  • And in return, they have sent an alien in my place.

  • So he's gonna be on the show instead of May if you have a problem with that tough shit.

  • Right.

  • So I guess please welcome the alien we've swapped for Joe Wilkinson.

  • You're an alien from another planet.

  • You will.

  • Probably just You look a lot like Yeah, I've heard of it.

  • The verbal A pretty similar and main differences on our planet.

  • We were Berries.

  • Yeah, you're right, Joe.

  • Where have you been?

  • Up to make, um Well, um Well, cause you, uh, farm because you're a prick.

  • I'm gonna come back to being an inventor.

  • So started adventure again myself.

  • You quit.

  • This is actually one of my inventions.

  • It's actually a baby proposed for adults only.

  • Downside is you need a giant is prepared to carry around.

  • This was mine, exclaimed door toffee.

  • Clint loves toffees, you know.

  • But my best idea we'll bring out Bring it on.

  • I should stress what they're over.

  • You know a better way when the UK strongest man is struggle into the o.

  • Yeah, I made a robot with half brother Fabio.

  • Fabio, bring on It's very realistic.

  • Told me through way.

  • Got pissed up on Sunday afternoon on Found a soldier It on on.

  • Uh, we built that.

  • It comes with some natty features.

  • Like it got pocket with a naan bread in it.

  • Like like robots.

  • Like retractable salad service eyes.

  • Really troubling toe.

  • What so slow?

  • Joe?

  • You got a mascot?

  • Yeah, I put one in my collection off countdown Indoor tropical water features.

  • So it's all of us are here having a nice time.

  • Um, they should You have the lovely talk.

  • Shatner pigeon.

  • John on holiday.

  • Yeah, um, a slightly more body conscious insured.

  • So he's worried A T shirt with no trousers.

  • Pencil on.

  • That's You know what that's like?

  • Size Got Jimmy here Lounge.

  • Having a lovely time cocktail.

  • Otherwise be absolutely no genitals.

  • OK, the prize.

  • The teams will be competing for tonight.

  • Is this the countdown?

  • Horse riding kicks way Fun thing about this is Fabio doesn't know how to do a little gallery.

  • He's been practicing all afternoon.

  • Surprise the prize the teams will be competing for Is this the countdown?

  • Horse riding kid?

  • I would like a vowel.

  • Please, Rachel.

  • Thank you, John.

  • Oh, and I would like a constant police.

  • See, And another vowel place.

  • Hello, Joe.

  • All right, Jimmy.

  • Oh, God.

  • So I should really be drink driving.

  • Oh, good.

  • Why are you here, Joe?

  • You You know you don't work here anymore.

  • God, you're sick of pictures.

  • That should be smoking.

  • I dropped my factor.

  • Really?

  • I'm doing a bonus round, Jimmy, but we don't have a bonus round.

  • Do you know I'll be able to see that pissed me off a little bit.

  • I'll try this up from South London.

  • Full months it took me.

  • I caused 100 11 accidents.

  • And it's Fabio's birthday.

  • That's Joe.

  • Can I can I ask why?

  • Five years.

  • Got a toilet seat around his neck.

  • Wanted for his birthday.

  • Unless this guy Jimmy's and ourselves, right?

  • Hello.

  • Train driver just met him for a piss.

  • I'm gonna call yours Mrs Firms.

  • Be mild geography because you're small and wrinkly and have a birthmark down the side of your shaft.

  • You're welcome.

What's going on, John?

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ジョー・ウィルキンソンのジミー・カーとの楽しい瞬間!| 話題の猫の10人のうち8人がカウントダウンをする (Joe Wilkinson's FUNNIEST Moments with Jimmy Carr! | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown)

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