I have to be really quiet, because here is in the other room, and he has no idea what I'm planning.

So I told him that today we were just gonna do a dumb makeover video, and I was gonna, like, give him some new clothes and it would be funny.

But the secret is I actually have a blind date coming over to my house tonight after the makeover, and he has no idea.

So Garrett has been single for so long, and he always gets matches on the apse, but he never actually follows through with them.

So I decided to take his phone when he wasn't looking.

I talked to one of the matches that he matched a long time ago and never talked to.

And I told him to come over tonight.

So I really hope this works out.

This is genuine.

This isn't fake.

Like I genuinely want this to work out.

It's not really a makeover.

It's more me getting Garrett ready for a date that he doesn't know what's happening, and he's probably gonna be pissed.

And I wanna be friends anymore.

Let's do it, guys.

Yes.

Today I'm going to be fixing him.

I don't need to be fixed.

Maybe.

Just I thought Here's the thing I think you do have Oh, my God.

I hate this.

What am I doing?

Can I leave?

Were you gonna say, like, the bones of something salvageable?

You have something?

It's like Jurassic Park where he's, like dusting off all the fossils.

And he's like, I see something big.

Big?

No.

You do have something here.

It's just hidden in like rags, you know?

Okay, I don't want to Disney, but you're like, What's the princess who's, like, homeless?

And then the rats come and make her dress.

And yes, you are the homeless Disney princess, and we're gonna turn you into the least.

Oh, he's handsome.

I wantto be same.

Okay, So before I show you my inspiration for this makeover, I asked you to bring some of your favorite go to close so that I can critique.

So I didn't wear my favorite shirt, which is my PlayStation shirt.

Remember how we talked a lot about why you're single?

The reason is this shirt will you have a pig on your shirt?

It's available now.

Okay.

Oh, well, This is one of my favorites.

So I got you this shirt.

It has lobsters on it.

This was back when I had no idea what I was.

Shane, is this weird?

I brought my favorite underwear.

It's clean.

I just washed.

It looks like something you would take a selfie of in the mirror.

Like Kercher, Little ass.

You're welcome.

Oh, this is my favorite.

I just bought this shirt.

Really?

I'm sorry.

You want Stop.

Stop.

I brought these pants because Well, I just like orange.

Rust orange is one of my favorite color.

That's That's chocolate brown like earth tones.

We have a lot of work to dio.

I was not expecting this much.

Let me grab my phone.

Okay, here's my inspiration.

So you have to trust me.

Okay.

Here.

What are you doing?

You're not putting me in this.

I'd rather die here.

Me out.

What I like about this look is the confidence which I don't have that next.

Okay, sorry.

That was a joke, but this next one is really humi out.

I'm not upset, so I'm looking for something with a spice of color and just like a smidge of I'm the most annoying person in the world.

Now, this is for your hair.

Can I see it?

Oh, I've been wearing hats because I just got my hair really short notes in that faith.

Did you cut yourself?

Shame I do it up.

Then It's kind of nice you're here, but we need to figure out something to do with it.

So I was thinking and up do some kind of gel, Some kind of messy, but still together.

Me.

I think we could do that.

I think we can do that.

Okay, now, this is something I've never seen you do.

Oh, I know you're scared, but hold me.

Hold it.

Oh, I hate this.

What?

What is this We're gonna do?

Genes?

No, no, no, no.

I look like do you know I look like a mom doing Gene, I seriously look like a mom going through Costco going.

We're doing genes.

You have to trust me.

You're gonna see you're gonna be like, Oh, that's what you're times a click in jeans.

I literally looked out.

Oh, God, I hate what you're about to say.

Did you look up like pants?

For people with big?

That was hardly my best.

Okay, now, this was my final inspirational pigs.

Could be for, you know, potential business meeting our date in some weird scenario where that happens.

Oh, I mean, I get it.

That makes her 30.

The glasses for glasses, the hair blazer live on Instagram.

Stop the video.

Stop the video.

She froze.

Oh, my God.

Tessa Brooks might be my fashion inspiration for colorful jeans glasses.

The competition's not getting the show, but my eyes.

Okay, so here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna go to some stores.

I'm going to pick out some clothes.

I'm gonna Oh, I can't even do that with myself.

We're going to help.

I guess we are.

We do not like our bodies as much as each other, so that's something.

Wow.

Say that at my funeral.

Let's go to the You're scared, aren't you?

Yeah.

Okay.

We're in the car.

Hi, cameraman.

Okay, so we're driving to the stores that are very, very boozy and fancy.

We're gonna drive right past them and go to Goodwill.

Okay?

I'm thinking we're gonna try Urban because I feel like there we can get you some kind of cool jackets and kind of cool sweater.

Maybe up in.

There's a store over here.

I think that has all genes.

Jane, what about skinny jeans?

Oh, I look like a penguin.

No idea.

What Super skinny jeans shame?

Coolies?

It looks like upside down bowling pins.

It's so weird.

I can't describe it.

You really did.

Just now.

It was perfect.

She goes, that's for think.

Women, right?

I know there's a girl right there.

Should we pretend like we're in?

Over.

What do you mean?

I don't know.

Wait.

Hi.

We're your uber.

She lied because she's running.

Oh, she's scared.

She thought I was David Rob Brick.

And then she's saw my fat neck.

You hear me out.

I don't need this.

It's colorful.

It's saw It would look like someone's Antony and kills it on full House and Fuller House.

Don't drag.

I mean, it is Gene's.

Technically, you Are you serious?

I'm gonna be single forever.

That's actually I mean, I'm kind of into it.

Honestly, we're doing this.

Okay, You go try it on.

Text me when you're done.

I'm gonna keep looking.

I'm gonna look like an adult.

Rough.

Right?

Which is what I have already know.

You change isn't bad.

Really?

You know anyone speak those words to turn around.

Bend over.

I like this, right.

Oh, my God.

Sorry, I got excited.

Okay.

I'll think about it.

We're gonna give way.

Little youtuber Buck section.

That's funny.

I love puppies, but that's not me.

Maybe a book is inside of this one.

What, do they really not have my boat?

We're leaving.

I'm not giving them my business out of here.

You ever been to books?

Both New York Times Bestsellers?

You know what?

I'm gonna fix this.

I didn't do that many here.

I'm going to go to that book table, cover every single walk.

Know how many did you buy enough to put me back on the New York Times list?

Okay, here's what's gonna happen.

Kids gonna see it go.

I love Shane.

Things take it up with red shirt.

They're gonna bring it up and say we don't sell this.

What's going on?

They're gonna call.

They're gonna say, Urban, why don't we sell this book?

But it's here.

It's confusing.

And then everything will allow people want this book, and I'm gonna order a 1,000,000 of them right over there.

Just gonna throw them away.

Say, why are these here?

Yeah, the only actual garbage.

All right, let's fix you.

Yeah.

Okay.

So I think I have a solid outfit so far and have Jean and options really like this jacket.

But it's $300 I don't let my friend that much.

Did the pants fit?

Well, yes, but only because they're missing a button.

Me?

How's it going?

Way?

I don't look like an awkward mom.

I mean, yeah, but she got broken up with, and she has a life.

I'm, like, attractive in liken, obtainable, like, yeah, kind of day sort of way.

That's what we need.

Okay, I have a lot of work still to dio and Devon's coming over to your hair and makeup time.

What do you mean?

Don't worry about it.

See, like everybody, this is my inspiration for your makeover.

Just like this song you're look might get a lot of dislikes, but I like it.

Cash come in.

Lumps.

Keys full of bumps.

Next.

Better sit on my what, Like nectar guys.

Devon's back.

Okay.

So are you ready for your biggest challenge yet?

I'm running a vision.

What?

We're going for?

I kind of like a Is he?

Yeah.

Like pushed back.

Wet, but not sweating.

It's forest face.

Should we shave him?

It's a makeup on.

Definitely make a take of your glasses.

You look the same.

It's weird, but I like the dad that Yeah, I can tell me.

Glasses.

No facial hair, hair swooped up.

And then we're gonna burn this way.

There's no time for that.

What do you mean, Nothing.

You want down here?