Do that one more time for me because there's a very special sound that you get with you hidden somewhere in the darkness to get even.

Just let that found its key.

You had an old whole new dimension to the word country music That's a whole different country They don't You wish you had done it that way Wish then you, my friend You blew it.

So there are times when I wish I could go back and weigh the Conan way.

You know, you have achieved a certain status in this world we call showbiz.

That I think is pretty rare.

Actually you are.

Now you go to a Vegas show where they're impersonators and people know these shows.

The impression shows and they do all the big cute.

The legend shows they do all the big stars and I've seen what they do.

You now on these shows?

Well, they do Kenny Rogers and a guy comes and you've reached.

Have you ever seen one of these?

I did more than that.

I was doing a radio show in Los Angeles called Mark and Brian, and these guys are nuts.

It's like talk radio, and they were telling me that they had gone to this show in Las Vegas and I was living in Las Vegas at the time.

They said, This guy comes out and sings my stuff said he's not a good singer, but he looks so much like me.

It's scary.

So I say, You know what?

I'm gonna run over there one night and see this.

So I went over, and instead of going out and watching it, I went backstage and I took his place and I went out on stage and sang as an impersonator, and it's the funniest thing in the world to watch people, because when you come out, it's like, Yeah, but you know, they're expecting me to look like the guy to look like me and they sound like me.

So I do the whole thing and I go out after the show and I'm signing my name and this guy comes up to me.

So I'll tell you one thing.

You're a hell of a lot better in the real guy.

So how do you take that?

I don't know.

It was kind of a compliment.

I think, uh, left handed, but a compliment on the list.

All right, now let's talk about your true passion in life now.

Kenny Rogers Roasters, We have to talk about this.

This is first of all, it was a Seinfeld episode that sent it around your restaurant, and this has now become an international concern.

Is that right?

You've got roaster restaurants in other countries were 20 foreign countries.

We have three stores in Beijing.

China were in Malaysia, where in Japan were in Israel, where I just came back from Greece the other day.

And it's funny to me.

It's always fun to walk into these stores and unannounced.

I don't tell.

Usually I don't tell him I'm coming cause I'm checking for cleanliness of the of the place in the future.

This yourself, it's fun.

It just checkin you like going to the bathroom and jiggle the handle and stuff.

Fix that thing.

There's a better use of your time.

Honey, That's it Wasn't my contract.

What can I say?

I sing Well, I don't negotiate with way.

Went to Greece and we went in this place.

And the owner Yeah, I have pictures like these.

They're all over the wall of me in this place, and the guy seemed looking at pictures, looking me and look at the pictures.

He's like looking for anything that he can tell for sure that it's me.

And it's just funny to watch these employees and little Japanese people, one of whom they know it's you have to.

You have to sing them the gambler, to know that the owner is funny.

But that's what I do is I tell them I'm you and I go around and seeing the gambling my way, and then I get free food.

It would have because it works like a charm.

I think where they would be fools doesn't look like him, but it's perfect sonic quality.

I wasn't sure where he thought he had a foolproof way to find out what it was.

Me he was gonna wait to see if I offered to pay for it, and I saw it coming because he's kind of standing there like I'm not gonna tell you.

And I said, Well, how much is this?

He says, Well, you're gonna pay us, Yeah, why shouldn't I?

And I never told him until I started to leave that it was me and he was dying.

You pay when you go to what Kenny Rogers roasters didn't have to pay.

Really?

You could just go in there and say, Give me all the chicken you have, and then do a dance for me.

That's what you could do.

Come quickly, people, You're Roger that you could build a statue of me using the available chicken here.

I mean, that's the kind of power that you have quickly.

Now I realize that here, like a fool, I go in and pay for my I don't know what you're doing.

You're in there making sure the place is clean and then paying for your food.

This is not what I did when I have John's for dancing.

When I have O'Brien's potato hut, I tell you, I'm gonna be really, really bastard.

When I go in.

There, you will do is I have no customers.

See this?

This?

I can see this cone and mashed potato.

Oh, man, it's gonna be great.

I can't wait till I get my own concern you because I think one time I was on here, I brought some of the food over here and uh, I think you commented on how much you liked that.

Didn't you comment on how much you liked it?

Do I get paid for this?

Not now.

You might have earlier, but maybe later I'll get something.

There's nothing finer than Kenny Rogers roasters.

Chicken it is good chicken.

You know what?

You do that you actually you get him on the sides, don't you?

Yeah, we have.

This is sneaky.

We've got the best side.

That's what it's all about, Right?

When we went into this, we hired one of 44 master chefs in the world to come in and create the side dishes, you know?

And we have some of the most wonderful side dishes.

If you if you've ever been in that we have, I couldn't begin to tell you.

We have a new one.

You don't know them.

Do you know?

I mean, they're incredible.

I was amazing.

I mean, I can't even begin to go into them.

Wait.

There's baked beans.

I remember that.

Of course there was.

Big beans can be sure they're also napkins available.

Plastic sold is available in pockets or shakers.

I'm not buying any of this.

You think we're not first class.

All right?

I want to do a test year.

Okay?

Sure.

I actually, you brag a lot about your chicken, but I thought, and I swear to God this thing's legit.

We're gonna test right now to see if if you can pick your chicken out from other available chicken.

So, Andy, would you do me a favor?

Wait, Great.

Not yet.

We're gonna blindfold Kenny Rogers.

All right?

And then I'm going toe.

All right, Get his pants.

Really?

About now, let's bring out the chicken.

Let's go.

I'm starting to like this.

All right, Now, let's set this up right here.

Audience, please don't tell, because this is very important that we see.

Liz, can you get a shot of the different chickens that are available here?

Okay, Now, let's start off with Let's start off with this chicken right here.

How is this the place to start, huh?

Okay.

Now, can you feel this All right?

Yeah.

I'll rip off a piece of my fingers.

Don't worry.

I washed my hands.

It was, like, late yesterday.

Okay.

Okay.

What do you think?

Good.

Good.

All right.

Well, it's from the one of the finest places available.

All right, Now, let's try this chicken right here.

Let's get a shot there.

Okay?

Okay, we go.

Uh, try that right there.

What do you think?

Good.

Good.

You're good.

Didn't have the home from the first.

Good.

Really good.

All right.

Now, uh, try this one right here.

Uh, way.

Go rip off a piece for you right there.

You're sure you wash your hands?

Yeah.

Sure.

Okay.

Can you pick which one?

Yeah.

What do you think was it?

Number one?

Number two or number three.

Number one.

Let's before we go.

Let's try.

Let's try one other thing right here.