"Tonight Show" at-home edition.

Winnie, thank you. You drew this?

-Yeah. -That was really nice.

Did you just want to make it more colorful?

-Yeah. -That's pretty good.

Frannie, did you draw this?

-No. -Hm.

-I did. -How about tonight's charity?

John Legend is on the show,

and he is working with feedingamerica.org,

which is pretty cool.

Did you draw that, Frannie?

-No. -I did.

-Thank you, Winnie.

-Frannie, you going to hang out back there?

-Yeah. -Okay, good.

John Legend is our guest tonight.

And we'll be talking about Feeding America,

which is awesome.

They have over 200 food banks.

They're helping food pantries all over -- nationwide.

They're amazing.

Jose Andres is very close to them.

He is just doing -- he is like an angel, that guy.

He is amazing. We'll be talking about that.

Also, later in the show, we're going to have some

of our favorite clips from "The Tonight Show,"

including Nicole Kidman,

one of the most awkward interviews I've ever done.

So, get ready for that.

Guy, here in the quarantine I start off my morning

by coming downstairs and making fresh coffee.

No big deal.

Not the stuff of miracles, except for this morning.

Take a look at what happened this morning.

Hi, guys.

Welcome to what I think is the first edition of

"How did Jimmy pull this one off?"

I was just making coffee, and it's not an ad.

I like Mr. Coffee.

Actually, this is insane.

But I put the water in the back of that thing there.

Anyways, the coffee came into that part.

What?

Is that -- how did I -- there is nothing in the pot.

What?

How did I do that?

I'm like David Blaine.

Alright. Back to our show.

Winnie, what are you coloring?

It looks very pretty.

-I'm making things.

Mommy is taping them, and Mommy drawed the outlines too.

She is also taping these.

Like we already made this one.

And I'm ready with that one.

-Uh-huh. -And now I'm making that one.

-And what are these for? -For Chutes and Ladders.

-Oh, 'cause we need more characters

for Chutes and Ladders.

-Yeah. -I want another gummy worm.

-You want another gummy worm.

Yep. I know.

Well, let's wait for dinnertime.

-Can I have gummy worms?

-Yes, of course you can have gummy worms.

After dinner. Okay, everyone?

-Why does Frannie have it?

-Frannie got it because -- well, I mean, look at her.

She's running around.

You got it under control. You're doing this.

Right?

This such a pretty dress, Frannie.

Alright, I'll get you a gummy worm, okay?

Alright, Frannie, here, you sit here for right now.

Let me go get a gummy -- alright, you coming with me?

Or no? -Yeah. Yeah.

-Yay. -I'll be right back.

No, Winnie, you have to stay. Someone's got to be on camera.

Alright? -[ Giggles ]

-Hi, Win. -Hi.

-How's it going today? -Good.

-You drawing game pieces for Chutes and Ladders?

-We already did this one. -Winnie?

-Yeah? -Here!

-Because you guys are good, good.

-Thanks, Dad. -You were so nice today.

In fact, if you feel like it,

you can laugh at the monologue jokes that we have today.

Do you feel like doing that?

Do you feel like laughing at Daddy's jokes?

Okay. Here we go, guys.

Alright, ready?

Welcome to "The Tonight Show" at-home edition.

Well, you guys, today is Tuesday,

March 24th or Wednesday,

April 31st or Saturday, October 47th.

Honestly, I lost track. Guys?

-We can put yours and mine together.

-Frannie, Frannie.

I'm speaking here.

Alright. You guys ready for the monologue?

-Uh-huh. -You ready?

-No. -Okay.

You can laugh. How do you laugh?

How do you laugh?

-[ Laughs ] -That's silly.

That's not how you laugh.

Alright, ready? Here we go.

Welcome to "The Tonight Show" at-home edition.

Well, you guys, today is Tuesday, March 24th

or Wednesday, April 31st, or Saturday, October 47th.

Honestly, I lost track.

I saw that some Americans are now having virtual happy hours.

-Can I put these --

-Hey, can you whisper, guys?

-Mine -- -Hey, Frannie, can you whisper?

Winnie, Winnie, can you whisper as I do these?

-Frannie, please don't take it. -Like a smaller whisper.

Like a smaller whisper.

[ Indistinct whispering ] Like a smaller whisper.

-I promise.

[ Indistinct whispering ] No. No.

-I saw that some Americans are now having virtual happy hours.

And whoever came up with that, trust me,

things are not going well in that house.

Hey, Karen, it's 10:00 a.m.

How about another virtual happy hour?

I heard the people stuck at home

right now are eating more and sleeping less.

It's like everyone on Earth just got dumped.

[ Laughs ]

I think two weeks of isolation is starting to take its toll.

I guess I can explain it best through Adam Sandler.

On day one, I felt like, "Okay, kids,

let's get to some arts and crafts

and put the macaroni in the pipe cleaner and that's nice."

And by today I was like, "Stop hitting your sister!

Shut up!" [ Laughter ]

[ Laughter ]

Adam Sandler makes everyone laugh.

I saw that on this date 15 years ago,

"The Office" debuted on NBC.

God, I miss "The Office."

Oh, honey, you're part of this.

You say "I miss 'The Office' too."

-I miss "The Office" too.

-And I go, you watch "The Office"?

You say, "No, I miss you going to the office."

-No, I miss you going to the office.

Winnie liked it.

[ Laughs ]

-Some big news today.

It was announced that the Summer Olympics are being postponed.

It's a bummer, but at least now

I can stop training and let myself go.

That's right. No Olympics.

Instead, they're handing all the medals to anyone

who is stuck at home with a kid under 5.

[ Laughter ]

-You got a medal coming, honey. -There you go.

I got something coming. There you go.

[ Laughter ]

-Dad! -I know.

The Olympics are postponed until next year.

When the news broke -- [ Laughter ]

When the news broke, pole vaulters were like,

"Mm, let me check my schedule.

Yep, wide open." [ Laughs ]

I saw that a former NASA astronaut

is offering tips on how to survive in isolation.

So if you want to hear from an expert

about surviving on your own,

talk to NASA or someone who worked at RadioShack.

There you go.

That's the monologue right there.