字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Hey, guys, welcome to an all-new "Tonight Show" at-home edition. Winnie, thank you. You drew this? -Yeah. -That was really nice. Did you just want to make it more colorful? -Yeah. -That's pretty good. Frannie, did you draw this? -No. -Hm. -I did. -How about tonight's charity? John Legend is on the show, and he is working with feedingamerica.org, which is pretty cool. Did you draw that, Frannie? -No. -I did. -Thank you, Winnie. -Frannie, you going to hang out back there? -Yeah. -Okay, good. John Legend is our guest tonight. And we'll be talking about Feeding America, which is awesome. They have over 200 food banks. They're helping food pantries all over -- nationwide. They're amazing. Jose Andres is very close to them. He is just doing -- he is like an angel, that guy. He is amazing. We'll be talking about that. Also, later in the show, we're going to have some of our favorite clips from "The Tonight Show," including Nicole Kidman, one of the most awkward interviews I've ever done. So, get ready for that. Guy, here in the quarantine I start off my morning by coming downstairs and making fresh coffee. No big deal. Not the stuff of miracles, except for this morning. Take a look at what happened this morning. Hi, guys. Welcome to what I think is the first edition of "How did Jimmy pull this one off?" I was just making coffee, and it's not an ad. I like Mr. Coffee. Actually, this is insane. But I put the water in the back of that thing there. Anyways, the coffee came into that part. What? Is that -- how did I -- there is nothing in the pot. What? How did I do that? I'm like David Blaine. Alright. Back to our show. Winnie, what are you coloring? It looks very pretty. -I'm making things. Mommy is taping them, and Mommy drawed the outlines too. She is also taping these. Like we already made this one. And I'm ready with that one. -Uh-huh. -And now I'm making that one. -And what are these for? -For Chutes and Ladders. -Oh, 'cause we need more characters for Chutes and Ladders. -Yeah. -I want another gummy worm. -You want another gummy worm. Yep. I know. Well, let's wait for dinnertime. -Can I have gummy worms? -Yes, of course you can have gummy worms. After dinner. Okay, everyone? -Why does Frannie have it? -Frannie got it because -- well, I mean, look at her. She's running around. You got it under control. You're doing this. Right? This such a pretty dress, Frannie. Alright, I'll get you a gummy worm, okay? Alright, Frannie, here, you sit here for right now. Let me go get a gummy -- alright, you coming with me? Or no? -Yeah. Yeah. -Yay. -I'll be right back. No, Winnie, you have to stay. Someone's got to be on camera. Alright? -[ Giggles ] -Hi, Win. -Hi. -How's it going today? -Good. -You drawing game pieces for Chutes and Ladders? -We already did this one. -Winnie? -Yeah? -Here! -Because you guys are good, good. -Thanks, Dad. -You were so nice today. In fact, if you feel like it, you can laugh at the monologue jokes that we have today. Do you feel like doing that? Do you feel like laughing at Daddy's jokes? Okay. Here we go, guys. Alright, ready? Welcome to "The Tonight Show" at-home edition. Well, you guys, today is Tuesday, March 24th or Wednesday, April 31st or Saturday, October 47th. Honestly, I lost track. Guys? -We can put yours and mine together. -Frannie, Frannie. I'm speaking here. Alright. You guys ready for the monologue? -Uh-huh. -You ready? -No. -Okay. You can laugh. How do you laugh? How do you laugh? -[ Laughs ] -That's silly. That's not how you laugh. Alright, ready? Here we go. Welcome to "The Tonight Show" at-home edition. Well, you guys, today is Tuesday, March 24th or Wednesday, April 31st, or Saturday, October 47th. Honestly, I lost track. I saw that some Americans are now having virtual happy hours. -Can I put these -- -Hey, can you whisper, guys? -Mine -- -Hey, Frannie, can you whisper? Winnie, Winnie, can you whisper as I do these? -Frannie, please don't take it. -Like a smaller whisper. Like a smaller whisper. [ Indistinct whispering ] Like a smaller whisper. -I promise. [ Indistinct whispering ] No. No. -I saw that some Americans are now having virtual happy hours. And whoever came up with that, trust me, things are not going well in that house. Hey, Karen, it's 10:00 a.m. How about another virtual happy hour? I heard the people stuck at home right now are eating more and sleeping less. It's like everyone on Earth just got dumped. [ Laughs ] I think two weeks of isolation is starting to take its toll. I guess I can explain it best through Adam Sandler. On day one, I felt like, "Okay, kids, let's get to some arts and crafts and put the macaroni in the pipe cleaner and that's nice." And by today I was like, "Stop hitting your sister! Shut up!" [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] Adam Sandler makes everyone laugh. I saw that on this date 15 years ago, "The Office" debuted on NBC. God, I miss "The Office." Oh, honey, you're part of this. You say "I miss 'The Office' too." -I miss "The Office" too. -And I go, you watch "The Office"? You say, "No, I miss you going to the office." -No, I miss you going to the office. Winnie liked it. [ Laughs ] -Some big news today. It was announced that the Summer Olympics are being postponed. It's a bummer, but at least now I can stop training and let myself go. That's right. No Olympics. Instead, they're handing all the medals to anyone who is stuck at home with a kid under 5. [ Laughter ] -You got a medal coming, honey. -There you go. I got something coming. There you go. [ Laughter ] -Dad! -I know. The Olympics are postponed until next year. When the news broke -- [ Laughter ] When the news broke, pole vaulters were like, "Mm, let me check my schedule. Yep, wide open." [ Laughs ] I saw that a former NASA astronaut is offering tips on how to survive in isolation. So if you want to hear from an expert about surviving on your own, talk to NASA or someone who worked at RadioShack. There you go. That's the monologue right there. Thank you very much, everybody. And right now I'm going to do something that I never thought we'd do, but people at home sent questions for you guys and for Mommy. So right now it's time for "Ask the Fallons." ♪♪ -Is it even recording? -Yeah, it's going. -Hi! -Honey, this is your debut. [ Laughter ] What? A lot of people are asking questions about -- that they want me to ask you or the kids. -Okay. -Um -- -Here we go. -So we went -- we decided to go for a walk just to be social distancing, but we're just going to go for a walk. That will be the best place to -- the quietest place, right? -That's what we're thinking. Anyway, we'll see. Here goes the experiment. -This is my wife, Nancy Fallon. -Hi. -But your maiden name is Juvonen. -That's true. -Do you still go by Juvonen when you produce? -I think I do. -You do? -Yes. -You and your partner is Drew Barrymore. -Yes, for almost 20 years. No, over 20 years. -Is that right? -Yep. Since she was 19 we've been working together. -Did you have any producer experience before? -No. I had no producer experience. I had experience working on a dude ranch in Wyoming. I cleaned houses in San Francisco. I was a flight attendant. -That's right. -For a while. Oh, I thought I could cure all homelessness at one point with this artist. That was a fun job. -Yeah. -Lost money on that one for sure. -Yeah. -And many other odd miscellaneous jobs. -Yeah. -Until -- -Where were you born? You were born in Connecticut? -I was born in Connecticut. -And raised in? -In Northern California. -Northern California. -Marin County, Mill Valley. -Mill Valley. -Funky old Mill Valley. It was funky then, I should say. -Every time it comes on, anything, anytime you see the Golden Gate Bridge, you're like, "Oh, honey, look!" -[ Laughs ] -"San Francisco." -It is iconic for a lot of people. But memories. -Alright, these are some questions, okay? The hashtag is #askthefallons. First of all, why did you agree to do -- be on camera? -I don't know. No. I mean, I hate to say a pandemic is what got me on camera, but I much prefer behind the scenes. And I think that everyone needs an audience, and there are some people that you meet who really like to entertain people. And I'm more the audience. But here I am, because you don't have anyone else to interview in our household. [ Laughter ] -Don't say that. Okay. -And here we are. -We're interviewing our dog Gary tomorrow. Okay. -Gary comes -- -We did not plan any of these, okay -Surprised Gary didn't come before me. -Nancy, what is the first thing Jimmy does or says in the morning? -Well, for real? "Good morning!" -I do, right? -Yeah, "good morning." -Yeah, good morning. -Good morning. -Yeah. -Good morning, everybody. -And then I grab my phone. -And then you do grab your phone. -Yeah. -And then the kids and I say, "Good morning." -Because they're in bed with us. [ Laughter ] They do have beds. We do have beds. They own beds. -Yes, they don't ever start out with us. But let's just say at 5 and 6, when they do crawl in at night, we're not kicking them out. And the dog. It's usually five of us. -Frannie's new thing is she sleeps on the pillows. She sleeps on our head. -Yes, above our heads on the pillows. Usually on your large pillow behind your head. -I know, she is so funny. -Thank goodness. -Okay. Here we go. "Nancy, is Jimmy a romantic? Please provide examples." -I think you are. -You do? -Yes. [ Laughter ] Well, one safe romantic story would be for my big 50th birthday party a few years ago, not party, birthday, he got me the car that I learned how to drive in and drove all the way through high school and college and got me my very own, which you might see in the next coming weeks, VW Bus, which again, if you know Mill Valley and where I come from, very iconic. -More people stop us for that thing. They don't even care that it's me in the car, nothing. -No. They don't even notice you. -"I lived in that car for --" or the bus forever. "I took it all the way to California from New York." People have really beautiful stories about that VW Bus. -Those who it touches, it touches deeply. -Yeah. -I feel the same way. So that was very romantic. But the cooler way. -No, but, how did I do it? -Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, the cooler thing that he did was that he gave me a Case Logic. -Shut up. Product placement Case Logic. Cassette holders. -With cassettes inside. And I opened it up. And it was all of my favorite favorites. I'm very eclectic in my music. But it was everything from Harry Nilsson to the Muppets and John Denver sing Christmas together to Genesis. -Bob Marley. -Bob Marley, Carly Simon, Cat Stevens, The Cure -- -Yeah. -Prince. -It was just a lot of fun. -Anyway, it was, like, 20 of my -- really the actual albums that I loved. And I thought that was it. And I was like, "That is the most thoughtful. These are all the ones. You listen to me. All we want as women is to be heard." Blah, blah, blah. [ Laughs ] And he goes, "Oh, my gosh, I forgot the boom box. It's out in the garage or whatever." So as I ran -- -Yeah, what are you going to play the cassettes on? -As I ran out to find the boom box to play my cassettes, my brother drove in the VW Bus. -With the cassette player in the bus. -With the cassette player in the bus. The old Blaupunkt, where's it's like, we'll play both sides but you never know what side you're on. Ah, heaven. -And you could press a button and take the cover off. -Yeah, the whole thing comes off. -'Cause people are stealing the stereo. -So no one breaks in your car. Yeah. -Oh, no one will break in and take a cassette player. -Heavenly. So, I think that was among the many romantic gestures. -Wow. [ Applause ] -You got to be heard. -That is fantastic. I want more of these. -When you feel heard, you feel loved. [ Laughter ] -More questions. More questions throughout the week. We're going spread them out. But -- Right? -Just for my own heart palpitations. -They're right there. This is a win for me, so -- [ Laughter ] -Oh, so, we're ending right now? -Oh, yeah, we're ending at that. [ Laughter ] -Alright, here we go. -That is all we need to hear. That is the best story I've ever heard. -And we haven't seen one person. -No, of course. Social distancing. -Or a car. -No, this is great. -For a lot of kids, school has been suspended for the rest of the year. So that means no sports, no graduation, and of course no prom. So to all the seniors out there, this song is for you. It's called, "Prom with your Mom." ♪♪ ♪ You're gonna have to go to prom with your mom ♪ ♪ You're gonna have to go to prom with your mom ♪ ♪ She's not your first choice, but she's the only one ♪ ♪ 'Cause your sister said no, and your dog's no fun ♪ ♪ She'll pin you with a very nice boutonniere ♪ ♪ It'll happen while your dad is standin' right there ♪ ♪ Instead of a limo you'll take a mini-van to the backyard ♪ ♪ Where you'll dance with your mom hand-in-hand ♪ ♪ Your dad will make the punch and be the deejay ♪ ♪ While your sister says, "You guys are so freakin' lame" ♪ ♪ Mom will be the Prom Queen, you'll be Prom King ♪ ♪ You'll tell yourself it's totally not a sexual thing ♪ ♪ You ask her to keep quiet about the special night ♪ ♪ Too late, it's on her Facebook racking up the likes ♪ "Oh, great, Aunt Linda said I look precious." ♪ When the prom ends, you'll gaze into her eyes ♪ ♪ And thank her for a night that took you by surprise ♪ ♪ You'll say, "Mom, this is not how I thought it would be ♪ ♪ But I'm glad I was with you for this quarantine ♪ ♪ You're the queen of my prom, you're my mom ♪ ♪ You're the bomb" ♪ ♪♪ Oh, hi. I'm just trying to get my squats in. Guys, John Legend was one of the first people to ever do a concert from his home on Instagram. It was very cool. I caught up with John to talk about that and more. Check it out. -How you doing, buddy? -Awesome, buddy. I'm doing great. Thank you so much for doing this. -My pleasure. -Okay, here we go. I think we're recording. We're going. This is all good. Where are you right now? -I'm in our living room at home. -Thank you so much for doing this. I really, really appreciate this, as do millions of people that are watching this. -Do it on the couch since, you know, make it feel like we're really on "The Tonight Show." -Exactly. That's a good call. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate it. What have you guys been doing to fill the time? I know you got two little kids. -We just are learning how hard it is to entertain them all day. [ Both laugh ] -Luna's 3, right? -Yeah, she'll be 4 in a month and -- -The baby's 1? -Yeah, Miles will be 2 in May, and hopefully we'll get to have birthday parties for them, but we don't know. We might still be distancing at that point. -It's pretty -- It's pretty bizarre, yeah. Have you been playing games with Luna, like, board games, or does she not do that? -She's learning how to play Hungry Hippo. -That's good. -And I realized that she's too nice when she plays games. She does not want to win all the way. Like, she wants us to tie every time. -No! [ Both laugh ] Isn't that's such a Millennial kid now, huh? -I want her to be a little more competitive and -- -Yeah. -And I like that she's kind, but definitely don't want her to want to lose or tie and want me to feel better by winning or tying. So, we're working on that. -Yeah, my daughter's like the opposite. She starts crying when I'm even in the lead in Chutes & Ladders. She's like, "I don't want to do this." Like, "Let's finish the game. You might win. Come on." -Yeah. But it's so cute. "No, Dad, you're doing okay. You're doing okay. You're fine. We tied. See, we tied," even though she won. She actually won. -And how about you and Chrissy? What are you guys doing to -- with your time? -Netflix a lot. -Oh, what you watching? What are you watching? I need shows. -We're catching up on "Peaky Blinders." We just finished -- We just finished Season 5. So, we are literally caught up, and we're like -- -I got to get back into that. Forgot all about "Peaky Blinders." -They need to make Season 6 now. I'm like, come on. We need to know what happened. -That's what I said. I started "Top Chef" and I go, "I'm going to binge 'Top Chef.' I can't wait," and there's only one episode out. I go, "Guys!" -Let's go! -Give me four. I know there's got to be four done already. Come on. -Absolutely, and then we've been watching "Tiger King," which is everyone's favorite. -I've not seen it yet. Is it bizarre? -It is incredibly bizarre and very funny and riveting. And it's a window into a subculture you just had no idea about unless you're in it. -It's people that own private zoos? Is that correct? -Yeah. So, America is the largest habitat for wildcats like tigers. Like, we have more tigers in captivity in America than there are in the wild in the rest of the world. Isn't that crazy? -Where? Florida? -A lot of Florida. So, it's a lot of Florida. -It feels like a Florida thing to me. -It's very Florida, but it's also Oklahoma. It follows the saga of this group of competing wildcat owners, and there's murder. There's intrigue. There's adultery. There's everything. It's crazy. Are you doing your squats now, Jimmy? -Yeah, I'm sneaking in squats. That's what I was told to do. -Okay. Well, that feels like it's productive. I feel like I didn't work out at all last week, and I finally said this week I'm going to, like, actually work out again. -The thing is to just sneak in the squats when you get -- all of a sudden, you just stand around, just sneak in a squat. -Okay, here we go. -Just sneak in a squat. That's all I'm saying. ♪ Squats, squats, squats-squats-squats ♪ ♪ Squats, squats, squats-squats-squats, squats ♪ -Everybody! Okay. I got them in. -Hey, the one thing I got to say thank you for doing besides our show is, you did the live concert. -Yeah. -It was awesome. I loved it. I know a lot of people loved it. What made you -- What inspired you to do that? -I had a blast doing it. We -- You know, all of us are home, including artists, a lot of artists who are supposed to be on tour right now. My tour isn't until the summer, but there are a lot of fans that are stuck at home and wish they could be out doing what they normally do and wish they could be out going to concerts and doing all these other fun things. But as artists, we figured one way to bring everybody together would be to do these live streams of concerts, and we weren't the only ones that came up with the idea. Chris Martin was coming up with it around the same time I was. When I told my managers I wanted to do it, they were like, "Oh, Chris Martin's going to do one for Global Citizen," which is an organization we had raised money for before and broadcast some of their events on NBC and MSNBC. And so we thought it'd be cool to do it with Global Citizen. And we worked with the World Health Organization, just trying to bring awareness to the idea that people should stay home and should distance from each other. So, we shouted out some of the organizations we were raising money for and tried to entertain people and bring people together. -Doing a concert in front of no audience, is it eerie? Is it odd, or did you like it? -It's a little eerie, but I will say because Instagram Live has the comments popping up every time someone makes one, has the little hearts going, you actually get more detailed feedback from Instagram Live than you would get from an audience. Like, you don't get the cheers, but you get the -- -"I really enjoyed that." -Yes, or -- And you get the, "Oh, can you play this song? Uh, um, um --" -[ Laughs ] -All type of random requests, questions, and you would never get that from the audience unless you, like, stopped and, you know, asked for detailed feedback from each individual. -[ Laughs ] Let's all be quiet. One at a time. -One at a time. [ Laughs ] -That's bizarre. -Yeah. -And you can tell, 'cause we interviewed D-Nice last night. I don't know if you got to check out what he did. -Yeah. -It was insane. -Well, D-Nice is an old friend of ours, and he played my 40th birthday here at my house, and he -- I was popping in on his Instagram Lives when he was doing them earlier in the week, but it just exploded on Saturday and -- -He was so happy. -Yeah. -He was, like, floating when I was talking to him, and it's, like -- It's so interesting to see these performers like you guys entertaining an empty room to silence. But there's hundreds of thousands of people listening and cheering and putting love out there, and it's just kind of a new, cool thing that I don't think we've ever seen before. -Yeah, and there's a lot of dark sides to this moment, but the fact that these can be some of the silver linings that we have I think make it feel like we're experiencing it together, even though we're distancing from each other, and we're helping each other get through it. -What is -- The charity you chose tonight is Feeding America. -Yeah. -What does that mean to you? -So, they have a network of food banks all around the country. And one of the side effects of -- First of all, there are people that are hungry every day in America, but one of the side effects of this crisis is the fact that a lot of young people are being told not to come to school, and a lot of times, their principle source for food is what they get at school. Some, like, in New York, some get breakfast and lunch at school. And if they are in a family that's struggling already, and they don't have the school to help feed them, there's a lot of folks that won't have enough food to eat and will go hungry during this time. In addition to all the health issues that we're seeing, in addition to the economic issues that we're seeing from folks not being able to work and the stock market imploding and all these other things happening, there are just a lot of folks that are going to be hungry, and you see it with José Andrés doing what he's doing with the -- -He's amazing. -He's amazing. But there are these food banks all around the country, and Feeding America is an aggregator of funds for these food banks, and they disperse it throughout the country to different food banks that are helping keep people fed. -If you guys are watching this on NBC, go to feedingamerica.org and learn how to donate. And if you're watching us on YouTube, there's a Donate button somewhere, either here or around here, but press that, and any amount helps. Really, any amount, even the least -- Anything. You have no idea what you can do with 50 cents. It's amazing. So, please give anything. John, before I let you go, and I appreciate you doing this, there's -- You're going to do a performance for us tonight, which I really appreciate. -Yeah. -That's -- We -- Really, we need you now more than ever. So, thank you for that. -Of course. -Can you give us any hints on the new album? Is it coming out soon? -Yeah, the new album is coming. We're mixing it. We're getting our strings, you know, finished. I'm not sure how we're going to execute the string recording, because I don't know how we can distance our way into an orchestral recording. [ Both laugh ] -Yeah, that would be -- -We'll figure that out. Maybe we'll have to do, like, a few players at a time and then, you know, overdub it. We'll figure it out. -That would be a special song if you could do that. -Yeah, but either way, most of it's already recorded. I've recorded all of my vocals. The main arrangements have been recorded, and we just have to do a little bit of finishing up, and then we'll mix them. And I love the music. I didn't write it during this period. So, it won't be really reflective of what's happening right at this moment. -Right. -It's actually probably my sexiest album to date... -What! -...which could work if you're stuck at home and want to make some Corona babies. [ Both laugh ] -That's great. That's great, buddy. -So, I feel like, you know, if you've spent a lot of time with your partner, and you need a soundtrack for that, well, this album... -This could be it. -...could be it. -You're a good man. Thanks for everything you do, and thanks for taking the time to do this today. And feedingamerica.org. Everyone here appreciates you, and thank you for doing the song later tonight. I really, really appreciate it. Thank you, bud. -Thank you. -Bye, John. -Performing his new song "Actions" from his home, John Legend. ♪♪ -♪ Hey, yeah ♪ ♪ La-da-da, da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da, da-da, la-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da-da, here I go again ♪ ♪ With another love song that I wasted ♪ ♪ Just another love run out of patience ♪ ♪ She don't want it, she don't need it ♪ ♪ Every other word coming from my pen ♪ ♪ She throw back in my face, saying, "Where you been?" ♪ ♪ I sound so poetic, but it feels like I let it slip away ♪ ♪ Slip away ♪ ♪ I wanna show my love is strong ♪ ♪ Make her feel it when I'm home ♪ ♪ No faking, no mistaking, she can feel it when I'm gone ♪ ♪ Actions speak louder than, speak louder than ♪ ♪ Speak louder than love songs ♪ ♪ The melodies they carry on ♪ ♪ Actions speak louder than, speak louder than ♪ ♪ Speak louder than love songs ♪ ♪ I've been doing it all wrong ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da-da, here we go again ♪ ♪ Just a couple of friends with some benefits ♪ ♪ She gave me all of her love, then I waste it ♪ ♪ Wrote a new song, then erased it ♪ ♪ Oh, every other thing that I've said before ♪ ♪ Said she don't wanna hear about it anymore ♪ ♪ I feel so creative, but it feels like ♪ ♪ There's nothing left to say to make you stay ♪ ♪ Wanna show my love is strong, make her feel it when I'm home ♪ ♪ No faking, no mistaking, she can feel it when I'm gone ♪ ♪ Actions speak louder than, speak louder than ♪ ♪ Speak louder than love songs ♪ ♪ The melodies they carry on ♪ ♪ Actions speak louder than, speak louder than ♪ ♪ Speak louder than love songs ♪ ♪ I've been doing it all wrong ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da away ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da, all day ♪ ♪ She don't wanna hear, don't wanna hear ♪ ♪ A word I say, a word I say ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da away ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da, all day ♪ ♪ She don't wanna hear, don't wanna hear ♪ ♪ A word I say, a word I say ♪ ♪ Actions speak louder than, speak louder than ♪ ♪ Speak louder than love songs ♪ ♪ The melodies they carry on ♪ ♪ And actions speak louder than ♪ ♪ Whoa, speak louder than love songs ♪ ♪ I've been doing it all wrong ♪ ♪♪ [ Chuckles ] Thank you! -I want thank everyone on the show today. John Legend, you were awesome, not only performing but also talking. What an entertainer. I want to thank my wife for actually being on-camera and being the camera operator, as well. And it was my first time using a selfie stick. That was a big deal. Anyway, and Winnie for the graphics, Franny for just being around and being awesome. I love you guys for watching. Thank you, YouTube. Thank you, NBC. Wash your hands. Don't touch you face. Stay safe, and I'll see you tomorrow. Another new show. Bye!
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