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  • Because of the un-result in Iowa,

  • what happens in the New Hampshire primary

  • could go a long way toward determining

  • which Democrat will get to face the Cinnamon Cyclone

  • -in the general election. -(laughter)

  • And for the last week, the story has been the epic rise

  • of Pete Buttigieg, former South Bend mayor

  • and human ventriloquist dummy.

  • -(laughter) -Right now...

  • people are saying that Mayor Pete

  • won the most delegates in Iowa,

  • which is why, during Friday night's Democratic debate,

  • everyone was gunning for him.

  • NEWSWOMAN: High stakes in New Hampshire.

  • Buttigieg the primary target on the stage.

  • I don't have 40 billionaires, Pete,

  • contributing to my campaign.

  • We have a newcomer in the White House,

  • and look where it got us.

  • Senator Warren, is that a substantial answer

  • -from Mayor Buttigieg? -No.

  • Hey, Pete, fundamentally you are missing the lesson

  • of Donald Trump's victory.

  • We need people with experience.

  • That's why I'm worried about Mayor Pete.

  • Yeah, that's right. the whole debate

  • everyone was coming for Mayor Pete.

  • Which was insane. Like, I haven't seen

  • that many people mad at a small-town mayor

  • since that dude left the beaches open in Jaws.

  • -(laughter) -Hell, at one point

  • Marianne Williamson beamed in from the astral plane like,

  • "We should love all of earth's creatures,

  • but this dude ain't shit."

  • (laughter)

  • Now, if Pete Buttigieg is on the rise,

  • Joe Biden is on the ropes.

  • From being the clear frontrunner just a couple of weeks ago,

  • he's now struggling to stay relevant in the polls.

  • Which is why the former VP is going after Buttigieg

  • harder than anyone.

  • NEWSWOMAN: Joe Biden sharpening his attacks

  • on a rising Mayor Pete Buttigieg.

  • Former vice president Joe Biden hitting out

  • at any comparisons between Buttigieg and his former boss.

  • This guy's not a Barack Obama.

  • Barack Obama had been a United States senator

  • from a really large state.

  • NEWSWOMAN: Buttigieg firing back on Sunday.

  • Well, he's right. I'm not.

  • And neither is he.

  • Neither is any of us.

  • Ooh.

  • Yeah, right now Obama's sitting at home like, uh,

  • "Goddamn, you're damn... you're damn right.

  • That's right, America, there's only one Barack Obama."

  • And then Michelle walks in like,

  • "Barack, did you leave the toilet seat up again?"

  • "He's like, "Uh, you must be mistaking me for Mayor Pete."

  • (laughter)

  • Now, Biden... Biden's attacks didn't stop there. All right?

  • Because in the buildup to New Hampshire,

  • he released a campaign ad, coming after Buttigieg,

  • minimizing everything that the mayor has ever done.

  • WOMAN: Joe Biden helped lead the passage

  • of the Affordable Care Act, which gave health care

  • to 20 million people.

  • And when park-goers called on Pete Buttigieg,

  • he installed decorative lights under bridges,

  • giving citizens of South Bend colorfully illuminated rivers.

  • Joe Biden helped save the auto industry,

  • which revitalized the economy of the Midwest

  • and led the passage and implementation

  • of the Recovery Act, saving our economy from a depression.

  • Pete Buttigieg revitalized the sidewalks

  • of downtown South Bend by laying out decorative brick.

  • We're electing a president.

  • What you've done matters.

  • -Wow. That was so bitchy. -(laughter)

  • That was a really bitchy ad.

  • "Look what I did, and then look what he did."

  • -(laughter) -And, look, I get why Biden

  • is going after Buttigieg's lack of experience,

  • but I'll be honest--

  • to me, experience doesn't matter anymore

  • when it comes to being President of the United States.

  • If there's one thing Donald Trump has shown America, it's...

  • well, how not to apply makeup.

  • But if there's another thing he's shown America

  • it's that you can run this country without experience.

  • Right? I know it sounds crazy, but if you think about it,

  • none of the shitty things Trump has done

  • were because he didn't have experience.

  • They're because he's a dick.

  • Which is ironically the one thing

  • -where he has decades of experience. -(laughter)

  • Now, Mayor Pete did respond to Biden,

  • but he hasn't released any ads attacking the VP.

  • And maybe that's because he doesn't need to,

  • because Biden keeps attacking himself.

  • At a campaign event, Biden had a bizarre response

  • to a voter who asked whether he can win a national election.

  • Watch this.

  • How do you explain the performance in Iowa,

  • and why should the voters believe

  • that you can win the national election?

  • That's a good question.

  • Number one...

  • Iowa's a Democratic caucus.

  • You ever been to a caucus?

  • No, you haven't.

  • You're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier.

  • You said you were, but... now you got to be honest.

  • I'm gonna be honest with you.

  • (gasps, laughter)

  • Yeah. Biden didn't like that woman's answer.

  • And he didn't just call her a liar,

  • he called her "a lying, dog-faced pony soldier."

  • And those-those are strong words that...

  • that I don't really understand at all.

  • (laughter)

  • Like... what-what is that? Is it a pony that's a soldier

  • -with a dog's face? -(laughter)

  • Is that what that is?

  • Or is it a soldier with a dog's face on a pony?

  • -(laughter) -Also, why is this creature lying?

  • Is it catfishing people?

  • Who are you? "I'm a girl in Ohio."

  • You're a lying, dog-faced pony sol...!

  • Like, what does that mean?

  • And everyone, everyone's been wondering

  • where this phrase came from.

  • And Biden's campaign said that it's a quote

  • from an old John Wayne movie.

  • But here's the thing: nobody has been able to find this

  • in any John Wayne movie.

  • And I guess that's the beauty of quoting something

  • from before the Internet was invented.

  • That shit isn't google-able. You could just make it up.

  • FDR said that chlamydia killed the dinosaurs. Prove me wrong!

  • But look, wherever the line came from,

  • it's not a great look for Biden

  • because it's yet another example

  • of him beefing with a civilian on the campaign trail.

  • In fact, that's becoming his trademark.

  • And who knows? Maybe he should lean into it, you know?

  • Like, forget those anti-Buttigieg ads.

  • Biden should start making ads

  • that look a little more like this.

  • MAN: Joe Biden is tired.

  • Tired of you.

  • All the questions.

  • All the bullshit.

  • You don't want him in your face?

  • Then get the (bleep) out of his.

  • So vote for Joe Biden.

  • Or don't.

  • BIDEN: I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this message.

  • Now, that's dog-faced bologna pony.

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