I am stuck inside the house

Chess boards all over the room

Watching re-runs of cartoons

Not 16, but have a car

But my folks won't drive me far

Gas prices are through the roof

Let's get back to Looney Tunes.

Now I'm stuck inside

and my cell phone died

I'm screwed

Oh crap

Got my snacks all served with some nice hors doeuvres

I drooled

Then napped

Last Friday night

I passed out with all my toys

Didn't talk to any boys

Older sister now annoyed

Last Friday night

I played board games with myself

rearranged like all my shelves

I should maybe seek some help

This Friday night

Do it all again

This Friday night

Do it all again

Dime: Trying to shut out the noise

That old faucet sure annoys

Little sister's going wild

Not paid enough to watch that child

I called up Rebecca Black

But she never called me back

Kathy Terry ditched me too

But that is really nothing new

Now the weekend's here

Not a soul is near

It's just me

Oh well

In my humble lair I escape from care

What more could I want

Last Friday night

I didn't blink for half an hour

Air bent water, earth and fire

Held by breath 'til I perspired

Last Friday night

Started the voyage Frodo took

Away from Baggin's babbling brook

'Til I spilled Kool-Aid on my book

Last Friday night

I trained my cat to hunt my bird

Scratched his back until he purred

Mastered 12 new Turkish verbs

Last Friday night

I ordered Windowside To Go

And I watched my neighbor mow

All from my indoor bungalow

This Friday night

Do it all again

This Friday night

Do it all again

Cookie: RB, Rebecca Black

Wrong Friday song?

Oops, my bad.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

Last Friday night I had to work til one

Drove right home and went straight to bed

Cuz I had to wake up in the morning just to do it again

But hey!

I don't mind, the weekend's almost up and I'm a Monday guy.

T.G.I.M.

Last Friday night

pretended that I went to prom

wrote a Katy Perry song

got my sis to sing along

Last Friday night

studied for the ACT

even though I'm 23

and just got my college degree

Last Friday night

I tried out an Epi-pen

Snorkeled in my tub and then

interviewed some local men

Last friday night

surgically enhanced my toe

watched my father's mustache grow

This Friday night

do it all agian.