[fluttering continues]

I'm bored.

-Whoa!

Whoa, where am I?

-[gasps] Hey, Apple! You're back!

-What? -Hey Apple, where you been?

-Are you talking to me?

-Hey, Apple! -I'm not an apple.

-Hey, hey Apple!

-Hey, I'm not an apple.

-Yeah, ya are. You're red, so you're an apple.

-No-no-no, you see, I'm a tomato.

-A tomato? You look like an apple.

-No-no-no, I'm a fruit like an apple, but I'm not an apple.

-What? No, you're not. You're a vegetable.

-Well, that's a common misconception,

but a tomato like myself, I'm a-- -Hey, hey Apple!

Can you spit seeds?

-What? -Like this!

[hacks, spits]

[smack!] -Ow!

[Orange laughs] What the heck is wrong with you?

-I'm an orange.

-Don't ever do that to a tomato.

Don't you know how easily I bruise?

-You're a toe-may-toe?

-It's "tomato."

-Toe-may-toe?

-Taw-may-toe. Tomato. It's not hard.

-Yeah, you're a vegetable.

-Fruit! I'm a fruit!

-Uh-uh. You can't be a fruit and a vegetable.

-I know! I'm not!

I'm a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits!

-No, you're not. You're a vegetable, like a pumpkin.

-Pumpkins are fruits too, you moron.

-Yeah, and elephants are microwaves.

[laughing] -[groans]

I hate oranges. -You're an apple.

-I'm a tomato. -Apple.

-Tomato. -Apple.

- Tomato. - Apple.

-Tomato. -Blender.

-Huh? Whoa!

Hey-- ow! -Whoa!

-Hey, hey buddy, don't--no, don't press the button...

-What's that button do? -Please don't press the button!

[yells] -Ah...

-[yelling inside blender]

-Tomato, are you okay? -[yelling continues]

-Wow, you're juicy.

If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam.

[laughs] Ugh, ow.

[laughs]

Hey, Tomato, good to see ya.

I was hoping we could "catch up."

[laughing] -[groans]

Get it? "Ketchup."

[laughs]

Why aren't you laughing?

Captioned by SpongeSebastian