Just when they thought we were done.

This is the worst day of my life.

We got Durant!

Kawhi voice: What it do baby.

We got Kawhi Leonard!

Ohhhh!!!!!

People keep sleeping on us.

It's cause we're a small market team.

We're gonna shock a lot of people.

We re-signed Kelly Oubre!

We had the best free agency of any team.

We got Marcus Morris, ok!

We got Boogie, baby!

We re-signed Khem Birch.

Let's go!

Bogdanović was the best free agency signing.

Wait, Marcus Morris isn't signing with us?

He's going to the Knicks?

Did we really sign another power forward?

We traded for Russell Westbrook!?

I don't know how I feel about this.

It's the end of an era.

How many draft picks did we give up?

Rockets fans don't even deserve Westbrook.

All that trash they were talking.

Reunited with Harden!

Don't let us get KD too.

That's all it took to get Westbrook?

We already got Conley, which was a steal.

Let's see how much trash they talk about Westbrook now.

Hahaha.

HA!!!!!!!!

Can you imagine if Chris Paul never got hurt.

We would've beat the Warriors.

Ya hate to see it.

(teapot laughter)

Ahha.

(coughing)

Thank you Chris Paul.

We just paid him too much money.

Ahhh!!!!

No, I don't want Chris Paul.

Lillard really ended a whole franchise with one shot.

Do I start rooting for the Rockets while we tank?

Plus, we got Ed Davis too.

Keep sleeping on the Jazz!

I'm not a Rocket's fan.

I'm a Westbrook fan.

We still had the best reunion.

Does anyone want CP3?

We're not trading any assets for Chris Paul.

Nobody wants CP3?

Chris Paul gonna be playing with 10 first round picks.

Y'all need to give us assets to take that contract.

I'm glad we kept our young core.

You seen Herro in summer league?

Killing it.

Only the Clippers can get Kawhi Leonard and Paul George

and still be the third best team in LA.

I hope Westbrook can win a championship.

I don't wanna root for the Rockets.

I'm not watching basketball for the next 2-3 years.

I'm not playing.

Westbrook!

Out with the old, in with the new.

Here we go baby.

We're all in.

Who's gonna take the last shot though?

I'm a grown man.

(teapot laugher)