[gun whirring]

-Yo bro, whatcha got there?

-This is a time machine ray gun.

-Sounds awesome! Shoot me, bro!

-You should know,

it only lets you go somewhere in time for three seconds,

then you'll automatically come back.

-Whatever! Shoot me bro!

[ptew!]

Cool! I'm in a Jurassic forest!

[screams, dinosaur roars]

[screaming]

Totally saw a dinosaur.

That was awesome, bro! Do it again,

only this time, send me to the future, so they can fix my arm.

-You sure?

-Do it, dude!

[ptew!]

What's up, future? I'm here to get my arm fixed.

[screams, dinosaur roars]

[screaming]

Totally saw a robot dinosaur, bro!

The future is awesome!

-Yeah, but it looks like

you're probably gonna bleed to death now, huh?

-Pbbh, no way, what are you--

[groans, body thuds]

-Sweeet!

-Time machine ray gun

Batteries not included. (Yeah!)

Captioned by SpongeSebastian