If you're new to the show, in these videos I talk about things that I hate, things I'm

just Not About That Life.

For example, girls and captions.

Have you noticed that girls these days are starting to put girl random pictures with

captions these days that have nothing to do with the picture at all!

Sex is a part of nature.

I go with nature.

DAHECK!

It's a picture of a lawn chair!

And while we're talking about girls with captions...we get it.

You listen to Drake...a lot.

There's no need for all of your pictures to have a quote from one of his rap songs.

Not About That Life.

Guys who wear hats when playing basketball.

What are you doing?

What are you doing!

Do people play with hats normally when playing basketball?

There's no sun inside of a gym.

What is the point?

More importantly, you look stupid!

Or how about the people who wear ear buds, listening to music while playing basketball.

What are you doing?

How are you going to be listening to Miley Cyrus and I'm trying to pass you the ball.

Now you get hit in the face.

You're mad at me.

Not About That Life.

There comes a time in the year when it's just only baseball that's on television...and that

is probably the worst time the whole year.

At no point in time should baseball be all of the top 10 on ESPN!

I don't like when it's number 1 anyway.

We need to get some football or something up in here, cause I'm dying.

I'm dying!

This is not ok!

The check engine light on a car.

I feel like there's a time in a car's lifespan where the check engine light will just come

on every other day, for no reason...and just stay on.

So what really is the point?

And if you think about it, what if it's just the check engine light that's messed up?

We would never know, would we?

Would we?

I'm a sports fan, ok.

You guys know this if you watch my videos.

Orlando Magic for basketball, Florida Gators for college, and the Dallas Cowboys for football.

Now people, they seem to like hating on my teams.

They seem to like hating on my teams a lot.

I'm fine with that!

I am perfectly fine with that.

You can hate on my team all you want.

But what you can't do: you can't hate on my team, but then when I ask you "Ok, well what

team do you like"

"Oh, well I don't really like any team."

DAHECK!

You don't like a team, but you're hating on my team?

I'd rather you like the Miami Heat and be a Miami Heat bandwagon fan, than to say I

don't like anyone.

Cause at least I can make fun of you for being a bandwagon fan.

I may have taken that too far.

Regardless, Not About That Life.

When you're in the shower, ok...you're showering.

You don't have the body wash.

You got that bar soap, right?

And you look at the bar soap, and there's a piece of hair on it.

Not About That Life!

It could be my hair.

Hair on any type of soap is disgusting!

Well that's all I got for now.

Make sure to leave a comment down below about what you're Not About That Life...maybe you

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Throw me the alley.

I'm a grown man.