Name: その人生についてではなくクリスマス編 (Not About That Life: Christmas Edition)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:00:03.000Z
Duration: 3 min 49 s
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If you're new to the show, in these videos I talk about things that I hate, things I'm

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just Not About That Life...and this is the Christmas edition...

...starting with someone says they don't want something for Christmas...so you don't get

them anything and then they get mad at you when you didn't get them anything.

I didn't know nothing was code for diamond earrings, a necklace, some perfume.

Now I'm the bad boyfriend because I didn't get...

Conversely, when someone gets you something you didn't ask for.

I'll tell you something that I want, but if I tell you what I want, why would you just

get me a cookbook, talking about "I need to learn how to start cooking now.

I can't just eat Taco Bell all the time."

And why is there always that one teacher who always wants to have class up until December

You don't have any type of family to go home to?

And even worse are the teachers that have the cumulative tests...everything you've learned

since the second grade in algebra...it's a science class.

Let's talk about Santa for a minute, shall we?

You got a fat, white, old man with a beard who delivers presents to children on the same

We couldn't give him something cool like a spaceship or something like that...a polar

Why couldn't Santa, just be riding rhinoceroses.

I would still believe in Santa to this day if I was told he rode rhinoceroses.

I would be outside in an ECHO shirt with my binoculars just looking:

You can tell that's Rudolph cause you can tell his horn is flashing.

We will find him, that's for sure though.

The whole concept of Santa is stupid because if you think about it, we teach our children

Just some random white dude, sit on the lap and tell him what you want.

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why.

You think that's just a friendly Christmas song?

I'm convinced someone in prison invented Santa Claus to communicate with the people outside

Speaking of Christmas songs, I'm OK with Christmas songs.

You know, I like them every now and again, hearing them on the radio...but if it's Valentine's

Day and I'm hearing Christmas songs...that's not ok.

When someone asks you how you've been...and you're just sitting there like...I just saw

When someone's praying over the food and they take 17 minutes to say the grace!

But I guess my biggest complaint with the holidays is the unrealistic expectations that

That fine girl you've been looking at is not going to kiss you even if you're both under

And you are not going to wake up, go outside, and see a brand new Lexus outside wrapped

Do you want me to get you a car or do you want to be in debt for the next 7 years?

And what is going on with these cheesy Hallmark movies...and why is everyone dressed up like

a 40 year old woman...every single character is dressed up like a 40 year old woman.

And I promise, if I see one more of these corny jewelry commercials:

You better sit down and open up the socks that I got you.

Leave a comment down below or tweet me @ScooterMagruder and maybe you could be in the next video.

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