Before I startedmakingrapsongsandparodiesaboutvideogames, I wroteacousticballadsaboutmyfavoritegame, Halothree.
I spenthundredsofhoursplayingwhat I considertobeoneofthegreatestconsolegamesever.
Andoutofthoseexperiences, I wrote 10 songsandrecordedthemwithmyMacbookWebcam.
I'vemadethisvideoforthoseofyouthatgrewupplayingHalothreewithmeThoseofyouthatdidn't needjetpacksandsprinttohave a goodtimeplayingdeepintothenight.
Thisisthankyou, bungee.
And I hopeyouenjoy a land.
Seemslikeeveryonehas a complaint.
Thespreaddoesn't work.
Fixedmelee.
Youshouldnotbeallowedtoplayin.
WhyisthehitboxnotgivenmeBudgieemployees I canunderstandIfyoufeellikeyouhave a bunchofonhappyfans, youcan t backmeifitmakesyoubeingYoucanseebackmeIfyouneed a steam, letyouteambackmebungeeDropyourbagonmyheadTurnthatfrownupsidedownteamatmeSomepeoplesaywindyouthenewmathscores.
I found a pairofshoes I like, buttheycosttoomuchmoney.
I spentallmyranksonHalothree.
Brigadier, yousuckyourjoke, Commander.
DowntoGunnerySergeant.
Andyoureallyblowunlessyoureachyour 50.
Really?
Mustbelame.
I spentmoremoneyonmygeneralhusbandonthisgame.
I boughtmygeneral.
Oh, I broughtmy 50.
NowwalkingConcentrateonRumMaupin.
Yeah, I boughtmygender, so I broughtmy 50 nowwatches.
I gotsupernegativefindingsupernegativewhen I'm not.
I loveyou, ge, becauseyoufirstloveme.
I'm soverygladbecauseyougavemethree I lovemeleewithBo.
I loveyou.
Getheadshots.
I lovetoWell, thegrandmemberanddeeplegnamesandrocksthree.
ThebestgameMomconvincesensethatwe'vegotdigitalbowl t squarewerebragginglikebro.
Thankyou, bungee.
Thanksforthree.
TrytogotosleepinnightButhalosonmymind I findmyselfonXboxLivewhentheclockstrikesmidnighttomarrymeWegethoneymoononAvalancheBlackoutThebestgamewaysquarewithFrankAndlikeRoseOh, thankbungee.
Thanks.
I loveCapturetheflagonpit.
I loveSlayeronnarrows, especiallyatthestartWorkunitsbylike a rose.
I'm notfunof a seasnowbound.
I guessitdoesn't matter.
I missedtheshotgun, butthey'restillopposedtobootandsplatter.
Wait, wait, wait.
Whatdoesmy b r notWhy?
Can't standplayingswat.
Can I havethoseforlife?
Ifwithbrownies?
Hey, bestgame.
UniqueinthesensethatgotdigitalripAll t squarewerefrankandbroke.
Thankyou.
Thanks.
Mybrisverygood.
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