字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント What’s up guys, hope you’re doing well and welcome to my new show Talking to Myself, a talk show where I talk to myself. I brought along a couple of my friends, so why don’t we go ahead and meet a couple of them. Why don’t we start with you? Thank you. It is such a great pleasure for me to be here today. My name is doctor Emmanuel Shaba Butuluzi Isabella Johnson Malaylay. DAHECK type of name is that? Da’Quann, can you please not interrupt? My bad dawg. As I was saying, my name is Emmanuel Shaba Butuluzi Isabella Johnson Malaylay, but all of my friends call me Lay-Lay. Where I come from I am a prince, and let it be known that, in my land, it is punishable by removal of one arm for interruption of a prince. Well in my land we don’t remove arms homie…we remove lives! You know what, why don’t you just go ahead and introduce yourself Da’Quann? I don’t mind if I do! First off, my name is Da’Quann Lin. Jeremy Lin, you may know him, that’s my brother. Wait, Jeremy Lin…Jeremy Lin who plays for the Houston Rockets, that’s your brother? Uhh, did I stutter? Do you speak English? I don’t know if he does, you should though. You don’t have no excuse. What’s the big deal anyways jit? You’re black. And you’re ugly. What? That has nothing to do with it. Jeremy Lin is not black…that’s what I’m saying. Jeremy Lin isn’t black. You’re still ugly. Ok. Anyways like I was saying before I was interrupted over here by Mr. Dumb-Dumb, Jeremy Lin is my brother, graduated from FSU last year, now I’m working at Burger King. You are a king? My sincerest apologies because I did not know. But now you know, so respect. This show was a mistake. Let’s just move on to our final show participant, shall we? Thank you so much. Well, my name’s Scootera and I love making new friends. Wait a second, what are you doing here? I don’t understand, what do you mean? The kitchen is that way. I honestly cannot believe you just said that. I do not understand. Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Oh Ohhhhhh! Why would you do that? You make the sound of mating, but yet it is not mating season. Do you know what the consequences are far that? You are one sexist son of a... GUYS, guys! Everyone just calm down. You know, I didn’t even get to finish. I know, I know, I’m sorry. Go ahead and finish please. My name’s Scootera and I like making friends. That’s all you had to say? Yup, that’s it, yeah. Alright. Well, the reason all of you guys are here is because I wanted to make a show with all of you, but there is a bit of a twist. And the twist is only two of you are actually going to be on the next episode. Well you better choose me dawg. I know where you live. Oh pick me! Pick me! Please, pick me! I do not understand. Well, you see, the decision it’s not up to me. It’s up to the viewers watching this at home. So make sure to leave a comment down below about who you want to be in the next episode. Each comment with a name is a vote. Vote as many times as you want. And the person with the least amount of votes will be replaced with a guest for the next show. And this process will be repeated every episode. So, I mean at this point, if you guys have anything you want to say…now’s the time to say it to the people out there. Listen up. Y’all pick me…I’ll give you a discount at Burger King…cause you know what they say…Bad-da-ba-ba-bah I’m loving it. You should pick me cause honestly I am the hottest one here and also like you guys need someone to represent for the ladies. So, definitely choose me. Before my uncle died, he left an inheritance of 12.5 million dollars. This can be yours if only you choose to vote for me. In addition to this, I must require a $5,000 dollar down deposit as well as your social security number for security purposes. Alright, well that’s all the time we have for today. As always subscribe if you’re new and don’t forget: Press the like button. New videos every Sunday. No Jugamos Juegos. Throw me the alley. I’m a grown man.