I am so fucking excited because today I don't do something that I wanted to do for a long time.

I am going to know exactly what my animals are thinking.

Actually, I don't want it, but I am going to be able to communicate with them.

So I have this thing where I feel like my animals really fucking hate me.

And they're secretly plotting my death.

Whenever I leave the house, like sometimes I will not be able to find my cat and dog in the house.

And then I'll randomly open up in a dark closet and they'll be in their communicating.

And then they turn around like OK, after you killed that man.

You look just like all his head.

I know they want me dead.

So I would look on the app store and see if there was any, like, cat and dog translator APS.

And guess what?

There are now Harvey's ass bullshit and just a waste of money.

Yes, but there's a small chance of my work.

So, bitch, I'm taking first.

My cat usually help people do that as buy.

Come here.

Come on, honey.

You know I have to do it.

I'm about to have some fry smell.

Good.

Look who comes running over.

Yes, that's right.

Eat an entire large fries.

It's like he thinks I got it for him.

It's like he's like, Thanks.

Don't Barbecue sauce would be nice.

Okay, so now that I got I'm here with food.

It's time to make him learn.

Got me If I was home schooled, I need to get you for this.

Like this isn't normal, right?

Like there's something wrong.

Like he's emotionally eating, right?

Were the same.

Okay, Gino not eating talk today.

So this 1st 1 is literally just called cat translator.

First of all, I call bullshit on all of these.

Let's see if it works.

I don't understand.

They're all like Emojis.

This one just looks like the most depressed cat in the world.

So let's give it a try.

Wait, It's working.

Okay, let's try another one.

Okay, This one looks excited.

It's working.

Oh, this is sad.

He thinks he's gonna have friends, and that is just a phone.

Me.

This one's like crying.

No, Fox, literally.

His friend is getting murdered and he's walking away.

He's like, Yeah, bitch.

I didn't see shit.

Okay, this one looks excited.

Gino, come back.

I'm excited to hang out with you.

Your friend is dying.

Mine.

Don't act like you don't know.

May, uh, shady bitch way.

I refuse.

There's also a microphone.

This is not sponsored by this bitch.

Just took two of my dollars.

Hello?

Hi, lovey Chino.

Are you telling me the cat translator app doesn't work?

Wait.

Never mind.

You know you have more friends.

Yeah, Same.

All this is doing is scaring my animals.

And I already know how to do that.

I just say, Come give Daddy a hug.

All right, Let's go to a different.

This one's called human to cat.

It literally says Don't be mean.

This act was meant to be fun for you and your pets if your pets become distressed or aggressive Police, Is this gonna help my cat figure how to kill me?

You might like that.

Well, there's different cats.

This one's name is Chalmers.

But that's all you could come up with.

AP grammars So cheesy.

I can't right now.

That's how I sound in my head.

Like when I sing, like in my head.

That's what I hear.

These air awful.

Who would have come on?

Gino?

Spartan.

This'll part is getting Katie lit her.

I will go outside and get hit by a car, you know.

Come on.

It's like he doesn't even hear it.

Okay, Come on, come back.

I'm about to talk to you, baby.

Okay, so this one supposedly is another one where I get a record.

My voice and it translates.

It can.

Ready, Cheeto!

Hi, Cheeto.

I love you.

You're my favorite love.

You know it's analyzing it.

A Cheeto?

Are you ready to hear my secret methods?

What?

I'm so it just is Go away.

Is this Cheetos up?

Wait.

Oh, I think you're supposed to record your cat's noise.

Okay, well, let's try that again.

Did you don't say something.

Come on.

Oh, God.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Say something.

You know, I know you guys talk about me.

Come on.

Talk about how you want to kill me.

Come on.

Oh, I know what I could do.

Okay.

Who's ready to play hunger games?

Come on, Come on.

Talk to each other.

Come up with.

Right.

Finally.

Okay.

It's analyzing it.

What did she don't say?

I haven't.

It's right on the top of my head.

Care to This is not riel.

If this was really it would say death to the queen.

Are you serious right now?

No.

No more food until you guys talk to may seem like an angry mother of dinner.

No more food until you tell me about your day.

How was school?

Come on.

I'm a friend.

I'm a cool mom.

I'm hip.

All right, let's try another app.

You know, I'm just gonna hang out on the floor with you.

This one is supposedly to help you train your cat.

Yeah, that's not gonna work.

Here we go.

There's whistles.

I mean, all right, let's try one.

You like that, Cheeto?

I know who you know.

Likes the ad.

I know you do.

I've seen your instagram.

You brand deal Queen, Are you blowing it?

What?

Nothing's happening.

I'm gonna press whistle.

No, fox, don't you?

Did you You love Daddy in pain.

He's not fucking.

So let's try this one.

That sounds like the last one literally doesn't give a fuck.

Not fazed at all.

Talk to me.

You know, all I want you to do is tell me how much you love me?

That's a lie.

I just want you to tell me that you're not secretly trying to kill me so I could sleep.

All right.

This one is a dog whistle.

Oh, no.

Okay.

Oh, no, wait.

He's making a small reaction.

Hope?

No, never mind.

Going Me literally wishes I didn't live here.

All right, wait.

There's another one.

Who, supposedly This one is not audible to the human ears.

Sometimes he looks at me like like the same way a target.

Employees looks at me when I say, uh, you have a medium.

Come on.

We're supposed to be having a conversation.

Okay, I'm gonna go back to the one where I record my own message.

Talk to May.

I mean, I guess I could just talk to the AP.

Hagee, though.

How you doing?

Do you love me?

Just like talking real Cheeto?

Uh, you're You're barking door.

He thinks it's a new owner.

Look how excited they get when somebody comes to the door.

You know what they do when I come to the door, go to the other room because I don't want to do.

I tried everything.

I tried every single app there is.

None of them are working.

Let me go back to the APP store.

Wait.

Hold on.

I found something that might actually work.

Okay, So first.

So let's do something else.

Like what?

Like stop giving me abs.

River do You're cute, but what the fuck are you popping up on my cat trains later?

Okay, First, I'm gonna take a picture.

Come on, Cheeto.

You know you know I have food, huh?

Perfect.

Okay, so his pictures announced Record a message.

I love you, Dad.

You're my favorite.

I'm so grateful that you adopted mean Just have to play back.

All right?

Time to watch it.

I love talking to you.

Say, it's probably gonna want to treat you okay.

You know what?

I'm just gonna stay talking to people.

That was me trying to talk to my cat on it.

Waas scary.

No, I'm happy I can talk to my cat because I feel like I can lie to myself.

Feel like Oh, my God.

Look at what you love me.

And when he's trying to get away, it's because he's afraid to love me too much.

Because what if I die?

Then he'll lose me you know?

Oh, that was talking and scratching you guys.

How do you know?

If you want to see more of it isn't me and Cheeto.

I've been a lot of I've made him food.

He hated it, give it a toys, hated those.

I'll put a link to a plane started from a thumbs up.

If you want me and my animals to do more videos, they would love it.

That's a new one, right?

You got to make sure to subscribe to my channel.

The notification about because we make new videos.

Everything way.

We'll see you little cats tomorrow.

Hi.

Don't know.