I still need to figure out how the Frick I'm going to get home.

It's gonna take me forever.

I was actually gonna go and do it off camera and then just start this episode back home.

What?

People told me that I missed a lot in this place.

The obsidian thing that I found upstairs outside.

Inside it is a diamond like a diamond block, which I think you need nine diamonds to make.

Uh, so I might just break the obsidian to get that and take me forever because I don't have a diamond pick axe I would love if I could get enough.

Okay.

My plan.

Write it all down.

Okay.

Get your sketchbooks out.

Okay.

Well timed.

Right down to play.

Okay, Break Obsidian block.

Only enough to get to the diamond block.

I'll be able to get the diamond block with my iron pickaxe.

Getting the diamond block with my arm pickaxe means that I can turn that diamond block into nine diamonds.

What can I do it.

Nine diamonds make a diamond pick axe for making diamond pick axe I can get the rest of the obsidian Hopefully I have enough to build another portal near here so I can get home fast.

My God, this plan is beautiful.

I've never seen a plan more beautiful in my entire life.

I didn't write a single thing down, but also apparently I missed a lot of stuff just in this place I didn't know about.

I smack you.

I smack you somebody I smack you until you die from dead.

Okay?

So nothing through that wall.

I need to just are breaking walls to see what's in what may be It's just secret hidden treasures all over the place.

This is not a secret.

Hidden treasure thistles lies.

Is there more secret hidden treasures anywhere?

Okay, that's downstairs.

Just break all the rooms, OK, so far no secret treasures.

This is just a regular room.

Wait away, not get treasures.

A party that's supposed to like full treasure rooms in this mansion.

I just don't have any game.

Doesn't like me because I'm Irish.

The games are racist.

It doesn't want me to have four or joy It doesn't want me to have potatoes, though.

So I thank you for that thing in the middle here.

This place is so confusing.

Where am I In?

What's out?

Who do he breaking balls into?

Light comes in.

I can't see.

Dip in here, man.

All right.

I could just do this.

Get you, little Richie.

What were you doing hiding?

Where did you come out with the rest of us?

Got him?

No, thanks.

Creepy.

He's no thanks.

I don't want a creeper.

I have a dog already.

It's you.

This is the Pope's great.

A tiny bit of iron and a cat song.

Hello?

So happy Cheap.

Er's creepers All man's okay, Just do that.

Whatever.

See if I care?

Just destroyed the whole place, actually.

Oh, God.

I could just make a bunch of t and t and planted everywhere and burned the whole place down.

That's what I would call epic.

Andr, man, What are you doing in my house?

This is my house now.

I have defeated the house.

Okay, Come on, blow up.

Okay, that actually, that helped a lot.

Thank you.

I do need under balls.

He gave me one.

Didn't you didn't give me anything, Mr Zombie.

Anything except disappointment.

That's right.

Thing behind all this wolf.

Or do I have to burn this place to the ground?

If I don't find Go treasure.

I am burning this entire mansion to the ground.

You heard it here first.

I didn't want to have to resort to violence, but peace was never an option.

Nothing.

Oh, my burning fingers.

Air tingling.

Oh, yes.

Come out outside, babies.

It's great to get a nice tan out here.

Follow me outside another.

They're paying for their insolence, your trash nor your place.

It's going to say it's almost like Chuck is here.

Chuck.

Spies.

I see.

You can't fool.

May Look at them laying eggs.

Sleeper agents trying to do the bidding of Chuck.

I'm onto you chickens.

Never keeping a chicken alive in this game again.

Don't trust anyone except not even yourself.

Actually, nobody.

Is there anything inside the cat?

Destroy the cat.

So that was a close one.

Really?

You just have an entire sculpture of a cat for no reason.

What is Minecraft?

And why is Minecraft?

Why is my craft so mean to me?

Well, that I do this is the only secret room that I found.

Damn it all.

Screw it.

I'm destroying this.

What's the easiest way to get into it, Isa?

Two blocks, no matter where I go.

Ah, yeah, That would probably make sense, right?

If it's right in the middle, dammit.

Okay, this is gonna take forever.

But hopefully I can get some diamond out of this.

At least then then I'll have gotten some totems, oven dying and some diamond.

So it's not a total.

It's not a total loss.

I didn't go to Mickey D's and ask for a Big Mac and come home with a chicken tender.

No, I went to McDonalds.

And that's for a Big Mac.

You came home with Lakers succulent burger That the one I wanted, but it's what I got.

Oh, my God.

Is this ever gonna break?

Will it break?

Can it break?

Or do we need diamond?

Oh, no.

Oh, it's changing, Is it?

I don't know.

I think I'm going crazy.

Oh, my God.

It actually does break.

Oh, took forever.

Here we go.

Round two.

I'm in it.

I'm in the game now.

I'm not letting anybody changed my focus.

Thank God the other jacks are in here.

They were.

They were really breaking my focus.

I felt so alone without them.

But now I realized that they were trying to steal my secrets.

I don't want him doing anymore.

It's hard to take my craft entertaining when you're sitting here smack it bucks all day and you're stuck in a wooden mansion and take you 15,000 blocks to get home.

There it is.

I got it.

The diamond block.

Okay, now I have to actually go.

Go to see if I can break a diamond block with an iron pickaxe.

Can I mine diamond block with iron pick axe?

I don't need to write in Minecraft on this one.

A pick made of iron will mine all yours.

Still, that's not what I asked.

Diamond blocks can only be successfully mind with the diamond or iron pickaxe here.

Me?

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's happening.

What is going on with my textures?

Oh, e I don't wanna talk about it.

I don't want to talk about it.

I just I just don't want to talk about why.

Why did the game?

It says right here.

Diamond blocks can only be mind successfully with an iron or diamond pick axe to get the diamonds back.

Simply put the diamond block of the craft.

Ingrid, to split it into nine diamonds.

Why didn't it work?

That was that was supposed to be my ticket hole.

I was supposed to get the diamond block, turn it into diamonds so we could get a diamond pick axe to get the obsidian so we could use the obsidian to get by.

Ah, uh, what's that?

Hits book.

It's back.

It's back to normal.

Oh, potato gods, you smile upon me this day.

Thank you.

Thank you, overlords.

Thank you.

And thank you that the power of saving might world, uh, locally and not ruining the entire game.

I just reverted my safe because I'm not losing that block, okay?

It's not cheating.

All they did was like glue.

Quit the game and load it back up again.

Okay, so since my frickin I was using a stone pickaxe don't pick axe.

Oh, my God.

If I used my eyes in this game, I'd be dangerous.

You know that buying game You win this round, you do.

Excuse me.

I'm trying to have a conversation with the game.

Let's have a boarding smack.

Push.

Gush, huh?

Nice.

Okay, so we may be back exactly where the episode started, but it's fine, because I didn't really Actually, I didn't find anything in this godforsaken dump anyway, so let's make no wonder it took all absolute day to break those blocks.

I was using a stone pickaxe.

I didn't even realize stone is not shiny iron.

A shiny.

Oh, God.

Could you imagine if that was a lab?

A hole?

Okay, that's the only time I'm going to revert my save because that really got to me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

What should I get rid of bones?

Why not?

No one needs bones.

Okay, Plan got Get Jack.

Home is still a go, people.

All right?

I don't want to hear it turned this Minecraft round.

If I have to in so aggressive, it's it's really hurt in this place.

Guys.

Bob, you almost destroyed my Bedrich I call home.

You're frickin dinky.

I didn't want to call him that, but he forced my hug.

Okay, Okay.

Let's put this in here and make nine diamonds.

Yes, Yes, gamers.

Yes.

And then we make a diamond pick Axe?

Oh, yes.

Let's mind some obsidian gamers.

Let's go!

Came ours.

Let's go!

Let's go, gamers.

Let's go!

Hit like button.

God, this is so much faster The capital for trying to mine all this obsidian with stone pickaxe.

Oh, what a fool I waas No wonder the cavemen don't exist anymore because they they vanished after using all their crappy stone instruments.

All right, so I need to do is improvise.

789 10 10 obsidian.

And then I could go home.

Where else need Flint and Steel?

You know, we might as well just take it all we're here.

It'll come in handy because I might make a bunch of other portals.

Wait, that'll be Oh.

Huh?

Let's go through the Netherton.

Both, actually.

Yeah, That was my plan all along.

What I'm talking about.

Okay, How many of the speed?

14.