Yes.

You read that title, right?

I lost my fucking mind.

So recently I was online, and I saw an ad for a toy thatwas a papa movie theater tent for kids.

It pissed me off because we didn't have shit like that when I was a kid.

If I wanted to make a tent, it was out of my mom's old veggie that had blood on him.

But obviously, I can't just buy this because number one I won't fit in it.

And number two, I don't have kids.

But what do I have that annoying costs a lot of money and fucking hates me?

My That's right.

I want to make a movie theater for my cat now.

Well, might give a fuck.

No.

Well, my cat even going it.

Only if there's food look kind of breast.

I want to make you a theater.

Grateful ass.

So this journey started at the toy store where I got way too fucking excited.

Fuck me up side another babies around beach where it's 200 degrees.

Why is he so shook me after 10 Starbucks, three.

AM running out of YouTube ideas?

Oh, my God.

Here it is.

Oh, my God.

What do kids have such cool fucking toys?

You know what?

I have announced?

Tree branches and they weren't toys.

My dad would tell medical pick a tree branch, and then he would be.

But I do.

All these animals look dead, though, Like there has been a massacre on that one's just sock.

They see me.

Why do you want a sick baby?

So you could take care.

Why is that my body, though?

All right.

So here is I have my papa movie theater.

Also the actual picture on the bat.

These little girls look so bored that one is judging Cinderella hard.

She's like this.

I'm trying to watch Tana.

Moe, Joe.

What a story time.

She fucked me with Brush and the other protesters.

Shit, uh, you would think a shit of all.

It's great.

Okay, so here's my plan.

I have this room and in this room is just like a game.

Tables and chairs, a picture of the outside to remind myself that it exists, but I don't really want to go there.

Oh, and also dried up diarrhea, actual diarrhea.

I don't know what animal that's from, but it's a lot might also be mine.

So my plan is to move all this crap out of this room and legit, turn this entire room into a movie.

Now, I have a lot of stuff.

I'm showing you guys yet.

I don't want to give it away.

I kind of want to like a theater tour.

But first, we just got to move this shit out.

You know, I was gonna leave the rest of that shit.

They're like, That's fine.

That looks like a movie theater, you know?

Let's get building.

I need to learn how to open boxes.

Oh, no, I gotta blow this up.

You know what that means, right?

It's inflatable.

Means Gino's gonna fuck pocket.

He's gonna ruin my movie theater experience.

He's basically in Madea movie.

I'm kidding.

Don't drag media.

I don't even really What?

This smells like a birthday party that somebody died.

This smells like my birthday party, so I think I have something to inflate this.

All right.

We're going out to the garage to get my inflator.

I like how it was like, I think I have something to inflate this literally 18 huge inflatable toys.

Yeah, I don't know, I don't really have any experience with inflatable.

Do you remember that show where that guy was in love with inflatables And he, like, try to fuck one if there's a clip.

But here they're soft.

They're totally The bigger they are, the better they are.

Kind of means there's more to love.

Okay, Welcome to my office.

We have fire fireworks, diet root beer, kids, toys.

Come for me.

Police.

Okay, where is the air hole?

May be cute.

If it was like, right, Cinderella's mouth.

Do you finally get a kiss of Prince Charming?

No, she kissed me and be like I had a problem, but never a pig.

Remember, that will be brought into it.

I'm not happy that didn't come out when I was a kid.

Because I feel like my nickname would be added to the way this is slowly growing.

Literally.

Looks like my dick.

Never mind that.

That's way too big.

OK, I'm fucking filled this thing up.

And like what?

Oh, come on, that would kill my cat.

Oops.

You caught me in the middle of my manly construction work going on your Princess Castle.

Yeah.

I don't know what's going on it like, feels like it's constantly deflating, literally my ego.

Do you think it's fine?

But will it survive me quaking?

It's nice.

Here is a Q.

That's what I'm gonna send you when you piss me off.

Get the fuck out of my theater.

Go.

You're being a new sense.

You're mean.

You know, um, I like that mean, angry fat lady that works at the theater was like bathrooms are for customers.

Yes.

Wow.

Two riel.

Okay, she's blown.

So now that we have our foundation, it's kind of the high ladder.

So because I felt like a princess being doesn't really go with Cheetos.

Five.

I got this red fabric at a fabric store, By the way, people who work in fabric stores fucking hate me.

Oh, are you using this to make a dress?

No, I'm, uh, making my cat movie either.

Oh, So you like cats?

No.

Then why are you making him a movie theater?

The booze.

Now, I'm just kidding.

I love you know, he's currently scratching at the door, trying to get away from a Okay, let's put this over the theater, if you like.

That looks more like a beer.

Wait.

I don't need this.

I was gonna say my mom when she had me, but no, I wonder what my mom did say, though, Like when I slithered out, she probably thought I was poop.

She's like, who?

That big poops out.

Oh, God, it's breathing.

Well, I guess I'll keep feeding until it dies.

All right, let's go over the other.

How this actually does not look that bad, Actually.

Crazy.

Oh, my God.

You actually look at that.

It looks like an organ, Chief, how do you like the theater so far?

Terrified.

Okay, so obviously we need a sitting area for you.

So I decided instead of just, like putting some balls in there, I would give Cheeto his very own fucking couch.

And not just any normal couch bitch.

She folds out into a bed.

Cowabunga!

Er so I don't No, it Cheetos a fan of Ninja Turtles.

But the only other option was a fucking minion couch.

And no, we don't support those.

Okay, so let's just put this inside of her theater.

So the couch.

Oh, my God.

It's a perfect fit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I wish I was small, you know, This is not for you.

I mean, well, come on.

Tested up.

Test out Daddy's big, creepy herpes movie theater.

The more I look at it, the more it looks like your dick.

Okay, so I have a lot more to dio.

I'm going to spend the next hour or two really transforming this area into a movie theater.

It's gonna be ridiculous.

How are you gonna do for an hour?

You don't even know what I'm gonna do.

I have a lot planned.

Okay.

All right, I'm gonna go do an extreme makeover.

Sad Cat.

Lady Edition.

See you soon.

Okay.

I'm so sweaty, but I think I'm done.

Are you guys ready for the big reveal?

Welcome to Cheetos Theater.

I know which AMC shocked.

All right, let me give you a tour.

So first, over here we have a bunch of movie posters that you guys Photoshopped Cheeto into.

So I printed them all out, and I put them on these cute little poster boards, and I just had myself a nice little crafting session with Kesha.

Okay?

And you be on fucking that singing doctor.

I raised my voice, Doctor.

First we have mean girls starting Cheeto.

And you know, although I think it should be reversed, Cheeto is clearly the asshole.

Also, I feel like I should be Gretchen Wieners.

Also over here we have Cheeto in Magic.

Mike, that is so disturbing!

Wow!

I want to fuck my cat!

Then over here we have Cheeto and Elizabeth Weir movie.

Once again, I want to fuck my cat!

This one is horrifying!

Is Cheeto in home alone?

Oh, my deal.

You also you and Oh, but fucking you!

Then down here, this one is everything.

This is Cheeto and Pause, that's like actual are like.

That's incredible.

And look how sad he is!

They really captured him.

And Oh, my God, Cheeto!

And you know, in Titanic a name, a greater love story than this.

Literally anything.

And then last but not least, somebody made Cheeto and not cool.

And they also made me Ricky's pig.

Eso huge shout out to everybody on Twitter.

Who made these?

I'll put your names right here.

Okay, so then over here we have this little claw game.

But instead of like, stuffed animals and you know, like fun prizes I put down food.

I don't know if dog food is okay for cats to eat, but gee, to eat everything.

So it's then over here we have it.

This little tiny soda machine, which, by the way, it was a fucking nightmare to put together already.

Keep this thing.

That's what I would look like if I took care of myself.

Here's the instruction.

No.

Oh, my God.

There's more.

What the hell are these?

What the fuck is this?

Yeah, No, I have a better idea.

He's getting died.

Root beer, just like his deity, then behind the soda stand.

We have annoyed a teenager employee.

I really wanted to get, like, a bratty asshole for this.

And then guess what?

I found a male Bratz doll.

They sell those.

It's a fucking boy Bratz doll.

It's Brooks.

He loves chips he loves.

Oh, my God.

Is that a fucking go pro?

Kill your Sal, You jewelry.

Big anal be jewelry.

Oh, my God.

The photo shoot on the back.

Oh, my God.

Look at his girlfriend.

Riah Making every skate trick look sick is my thing.

You know?

What else is your thing?

Me literally melting you with the blowtorch leader.

And then right here I have this little sign and it says me out playing.

I hate myself.

Cheeto movie.

It's a horror movie.

It's him killing me, My sleep and, uh oh, yeah.