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  • - I'm at 7:59.

  • This is hella ASMR,

  • are you guys getting this?

  • [clicking]

  • How about this angle?

  • What's up guys?

  • I'm Colson and this an epically weird

  • but true day with me on set.

  • [soft, upbeat music]

  • Big Time Adolescence is about essentially being

  • a big brother slash bad influence

  • on this 16 year old kid.

  • I was just great friends with Pete

  • and he was like, I'd love if you just came

  • and did a cameo real quick.

  • And then it turned into a couple more scenes

  • and then now I'm in the movie kind of.

  • This particular morning started with

  • a minivan picking me up at six in the morning

  • to take me on the weirdest journey of my next 72 hours.

  • And there is not just one driver,

  • but a passenger seat driver as well,

  • who is apparently the grown daughter of the driver

  • and she is crying and smoking cigarettes

  • the entire three hour drive to Syracuse

  • because she missed this meatball dinner.

  • And now I'm like, who craves meatballs this much

  • between six and nine a.m. that they're that upset

  • that you're like [inhales]

  • I just can't believe whatever.

  • I'm also like you're grown so just like stay,

  • we'll be right back.

  • Anyway, really odd car ride.

  • Get to my hotel about nine, 10 o'clock.

  • Put my bags in the hotel.

  • Have to go to set about 10:30.

  • Get to set, what's up Pete I love you.

  • Hello Jason Orley, who is the director.

  • What am I doing today?

  • Jason's like you and Pete just talk some [beep]

  • on camera and it turns out really good

  • so they, you know,

  • two, three o'clock wrap me up for the day.

  • So as I'm leaving, Pete calls me up

  • like hey meet me in the trailer.

  • I met him in his trailer.

  • He's like dude let's meet up

  • as soon as I'm done filming.

  • I got a bag of mushrooms, this'll be great.

  • And I was like oh well I'll just take a mushroom or two

  • and by the time you get off work,

  • you join me whatever, bam.

  • So take a couple and I go to the mall

  • because I have the day off.

  • So I go to the mall and they start to kick in

  • when I'm walking around and I see a comic store.

  • I love comics, love graphic novels.

  • I go inside this comic store

  • and there is a shiny Batman light.

  • Like the full projecting, oh my god there's a crime,

  • we need Batman, light.

  • And I was like I gotta have that how much is it?

  • They're like five hundred dollars.

  • And I'm like gotta have it though.

  • And I bring it back to my hotel room, I'm super stoked.

  • I turn off all the lights, I plug it in,

  • I turn it on, and there it is.

  • I'm also tripping my balls off so to me,

  • I'm like this is like a midnight sky

  • of downtown New York City

  • and I just lit the Batman light up.

  • It's so epic to me.

  • At the time, Pete was dating [whispers] Ariana Grande.

  • Sorry Pete, I have to tell the story.

  • I love you so much.

  • I go next door and I'm like AG you gotta come,

  • you gotta come see this it's crazy!

  • And she's like dude I'm in bed.

  • I'm like dude this is so worth it though, trust me.

  • Get up, just get up.

  • So she gets out of bed and like walks out

  • and she's like dude this better be good

  • and I'm like [breathes out] wait til you see

  • what I just got.

  • And I open the hotel door and, like,

  • it was almost like all of the mushrooms left my body

  • at that point because I saw

  • in actuality the lamest thing I've ever done in my life.

  • And like she is also standing there like fresh out of bed

  • so angry and upset

  • that I've woken the biggest pop star [laughs]

  • in America up to come see

  • this stupid three inch Batman light.

  • She obviously was like this is the stupidest thing ever,

  • I'm going back to bed.

  • Now we're at like five or six o'clock.

  • I get a call from the director

  • like hey we really liked what you and Pete did,

  • we'd love if you stayed

  • and we're gonna write you in a couple more scenes.

  • I was like oh that's sick.

  • Pete finishes up, comes and meets me.

  • He sees cars on the sides of the road

  • and he's like dude, like, we should buy cars.

  • So he bought a 1997 tan gross colored

  • like Cadillac piece of [beep].

  • He purposely bought like the ugliest car you could imagine

  • and I was like oh that's so sick

  • well I gotta buy one now.

  • So we're driving and then we see this yellow drag racer

  • on the side of the road.

  • I pull over I'm like I gotta have it.

  • Like how much is it?

  • They're like eight grand.

  • I'm like bet.

  • So I pay it.

  • They're like you can't drive this car

  • for more than 15 minutes at a time

  • 'cause it's like a drag racing engine.

  • So like it will overheat

  • and yeah the car will explode whatever.

  • So I was like, all right bet.

  • So me and Pete get in it,

  • immediately start driving 200 miles an hour.

  • [exhales]

  • Get back to the hotel with our new cars,

  • park our cars, it's like nine p.m.

  • I remember like oh my god I have this song

  • that I'm trying to shoot a video for

  • that I have to put out next week.

  • I gotta shoot this while I'm out here

  • if I'm gonna stay another day or whatever.

  • So I call one of my camera guys [phone rings].

  • He comes up.

  • Me and Pete are like all right well

  • we'll just start shooting some tonight

  • and we'll shoot tomorrow too.

  • So we ask this waffle place

  • if we can come in after they close.

  • They said yes.

  • We came in there and we're doing a scene

  • and Pete's like oh we should just sprinkle these mushrooms

  • on the waffles and eat them.

  • I'm like oh that's kind of cool.

  • So we like do that for the camera

  • but obviously we actually eat them.

  • And so, by the time we're finished doing that part

  • of the video, we go outside and then it hits us

  • like okay [beep] yeah we just took mushrooms like [punches].

  • The trip starts.

  • I also, at this comic book store,

  • bought two light sabers.

  • And I also brought these light sabers with me

  • to the waffle place.

  • So in the middle of the street,

  • me and Pete got in a big light saber battle.

  • All of this is on camera

  • in a video called Loco by the way,

  • because it sounds like bull [beep] but it's all there.

  • We went back to the hotel,

  • this is around one in the morning.

  • I have this idea like I should get

  • in the koi pond for this video.

  • It would be really funny.

  • And he goes all right great I'm gonna distract the guy.

  • And he goes I need milk for my cereal

  • and the guys like well we don't have any milk here.

  • He's like do you have any milk in this hotel at all?

  • He's like I think I got some milk

  • in a fridge in this other room.

  • So he goes and gets the milk

  • and while he gets the milk,

  • I take my pants off and my shirt off,

  • and I hop in this koi pond in my boxers

  • with this stupid umbrella

  • and I'm like trying to hide under the umbrella

  • from this guy before he comes back to get this shot.

  • And the guy catches us immediately

  • because the milk was like five steps away.

  • What a weird way to distract him.

  • I'm like milk?

  • What are you doing?

  • So he's like get out, so we're running down the hallway.

  • We get in the room.

  • And we thought it was the best idea ever at the time

  • if we went and woke the director up.

  • We were like this is hilarious

  • like we should just go wake the director up.

  • This is like 4:55 in the morning.

  • I'm like [knocks] on this door.

  • As soon as he opened the door,

  • everything stopped being funny to me

  • and I was like oh my god I'm so sorry.

  • He answered and he was like

  • guys I have a pregnant wife who's sleeping

  • and so like we just did the walk of shame

  • back to our hotel room

  • like that was the worst idea ever man!

  • Like dang!

  • This is now like 5:10.

  • Went to sleep for a couple hours.

  • Woke up at nine, 10, to continue filming.

  • We filmed til about 12

  • and Pete was like we should continue the music video.

  • And so we told the director we were gonna go on lunch break.

  • We went for hours and shot a music video

  • in the middle of a filming of a movie.

  • And so we pull back up at like two,

  • like in the loudest car possible,

  • with like a whole crew

  • who's been sitting there for hours

  • like waiting for us to do our job.

  • We honestly just weren't professional at all on the set.

  • I was like really proud in the aftermath,

  • but during it I was like [exhales]

  • this movie's never coming out.

  • I don't know how the movie turned out to be so good

  • but that's everything I do in a day.

  • Kind of.

- I'm at 7:59.

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