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What's up guys?

I'm Colson and this an epically weird

but true day with me on set.

[soft, upbeat music]

Big Time Adolescence is about essentially being

a big brother slash bad influence

on this 16 year old kid.

I was just great friends with Pete

and he was like, I'd love if you just came

and did a cameo real quick.

And then it turned into a couple more scenes

and then now I'm in the movie kind of.

This particular morning started with

a minivan picking me up at six in the morning

to take me on the weirdest journey of my next 72 hours.

And there is not just one driver,

but a passenger seat driver as well,

who is apparently the grown daughter of the driver

and she is crying and smoking cigarettes

the entire three hour drive to Syracuse

because she missed this meatball dinner.

And now I'm like, who craves meatballs this much

between six and nine a.m. that they're that upset

that you're like [inhales]

I just can't believe whatever.

I'm also like you're grown so just like stay,

we'll be right back.

Anyway, really odd car ride.

Get to my hotel about nine, 10 o'clock.

Put my bags in the hotel.

Have to go to set about 10:30.

Get to set, what's up Pete I love you.

Hello Jason Orley, who is the director.

What am I doing today?

Jason's like you and Pete just talk some [beep]

on camera and it turns out really good

so they, you know,

two, three o'clock wrap me up for the day.

So as I'm leaving, Pete calls me up

like hey meet me in the trailer.

I met him in his trailer.

He's like dude let's meet up

as soon as I'm done filming.

I got a bag of mushrooms, this'll be great.

And I was like oh well I'll just take a mushroom or two

and by the time you get off work,

you join me whatever, bam.

So take a couple and I go to the mall

because I have the day off.

So I go to the mall and they start to kick in

when I'm walking around and I see a comic store.

I love comics, love graphic novels.

I go inside this comic store

and there is a shiny Batman light.

Like the full projecting, oh my god there's a crime,

we need Batman, light.

And I was like I gotta have that how much is it?

They're like five hundred dollars.

And I'm like gotta have it though.

And I bring it back to my hotel room, I'm super stoked.

I turn off all the lights, I plug it in,

I turn it on, and there it is.

I'm also tripping my balls off so to me,

I'm like this is like a midnight sky

of downtown New York City

and I just lit the Batman light up.

It's so epic to me.

At the time, Pete was dating [whispers] Ariana Grande.

Sorry Pete, I have to tell the story.

I love you so much.

I go next door and I'm like AG you gotta come,

you gotta come see this it's crazy!

And she's like dude I'm in bed.

I'm like dude this is so worth it though, trust me.

Get up, just get up.

So she gets out of bed and like walks out

and she's like dude this better be good

and I'm like [breathes out] wait til you see

what I just got.

And I open the hotel door and, like,

it was almost like all of the mushrooms left my body

at that point because I saw

in actuality the lamest thing I've ever done in my life.

And like she is also standing there like fresh out of bed

so angry and upset

that I've woken the biggest pop star [laughs]

in America up to come see

this stupid three inch Batman light.

She obviously was like this is the stupidest thing ever,

I'm going back to bed.

Now we're at like five or six o'clock.

I get a call from the director

like hey we really liked what you and Pete did,

we'd love if you stayed

and we're gonna write you in a couple more scenes.

I was like oh that's sick.

Pete finishes up, comes and meets me.

He sees cars on the sides of the road

and he's like dude, like, we should buy cars.

So he bought a 1997 tan gross colored

like Cadillac piece of [beep].

He purposely bought like the ugliest car you could imagine

and I was like oh that's so sick

well I gotta buy one now.

So we're driving and then we see this yellow drag racer

on the side of the road.

I pull over I'm like I gotta have it.

Like how much is it?

They're like eight grand.

I'm like bet.

So I pay it.

They're like you can't drive this car

for more than 15 minutes at a time

'cause it's like a drag racing engine.

So like it will overheat

and yeah the car will explode whatever.

So I was like, all right bet.

So me and Pete get in it,

immediately start driving 200 miles an hour.

[exhales]

Get back to the hotel with our new cars,

park our cars, it's like nine p.m.

I remember like oh my god I have this song

that I'm trying to shoot a video for

that I have to put out next week.

I gotta shoot this while I'm out here

if I'm gonna stay another day or whatever.

So I call one of my camera guys [phone rings].

He comes up.

Me and Pete are like all right well

we'll just start shooting some tonight

and we'll shoot tomorrow too.

So we ask this waffle place

if we can come in after they close.

They said yes.

We came in there and we're doing a scene

and Pete's like oh we should just sprinkle these mushrooms

on the waffles and eat them.

I'm like oh that's kind of cool.

So we like do that for the camera

but obviously we actually eat them.

And so, by the time we're finished doing that part

of the video, we go outside and then it hits us

like okay [beep] yeah we just took mushrooms like [punches].

The trip starts.

I also, at this comic book store,

bought two light sabers.

And I also brought these light sabers with me

to the waffle place.

So in the middle of the street,

me and Pete got in a big light saber battle.

All of this is on camera

in a video called Loco by the way,

because it sounds like bull [beep] but it's all there.

We went back to the hotel,

this is around one in the morning.

I have this idea like I should get

in the koi pond for this video.

It would be really funny.

And he goes all right great I'm gonna distract the guy.

And he goes I need milk for my cereal

and the guys like well we don't have any milk here.

He's like do you have any milk in this hotel at all?

He's like I think I got some milk

in a fridge in this other room.

So he goes and gets the milk

and while he gets the milk,

I take my pants off and my shirt off,

and I hop in this koi pond in my boxers

with this stupid umbrella

and I'm like trying to hide under the umbrella

from this guy before he comes back to get this shot.

And the guy catches us immediately

because the milk was like five steps away.

What a weird way to distract him.

I'm like milk?

What are you doing?

So he's like get out, so we're running down the hallway.

We get in the room.

And we thought it was the best idea ever at the time

if we went and woke the director up.

We were like this is hilarious

like we should just go wake the director up.

This is like 4:55 in the morning.

I'm like [knocks] on this door.

As soon as he opened the door,

everything stopped being funny to me

and I was like oh my god I'm so sorry.

He answered and he was like

guys I have a pregnant wife who's sleeping

and so like we just did the walk of shame

back to our hotel room

like that was the worst idea ever man!

Like dang!

This is now like 5:10.

Went to sleep for a couple hours.

Woke up at nine, 10, to continue filming.

We filmed til about 12

and Pete was like we should continue the music video.

And so we told the director we were gonna go on lunch break.

We went for hours and shot a music video

in the middle of a filming of a movie.

And so we pull back up at like two,

like in the loudest car possible,

with like a whole crew

who's been sitting there for hours

like waiting for us to do our job.

We honestly just weren't professional at all on the set.

I was like really proud in the aftermath,

but during it I was like [exhales]

this movie's never coming out.

I don't know how the movie turned out to be so good

but that's everything I do in a day.

Kind of.