Andoneithereitherfortunatelyorunfortunately, I'vebeeninthatawkwardsituation, Andyoukindofattheendofthemoviein a beautifulwayDon't reallyknowwhat's gonnahappenwiththem, which I don't thinkwefindinmovies A lotoftimesnow, nowadays, I washopingyou'regonnahave a tamalePekka.
Ifhe's throwinghard, I'm a Chinamanandjustlike, didyoujustsayChinamenon a livebroadcastkeptwatchinghimandstudyinghim?
Andjustas I wentdowntheroad, itwassomeonewho I decidedtotrytoImpersonating.
Well, itmust'vebeensuch a thrillthemwhenyouplayedthosefivespringtraininggames, butitwasthemostthrillingmemoryfromthatbecause I didthinkitwasimpressive.
I didimagineifyougooutintothewildernesswithBearGryllsandhe's freakingout, panickingthewholetime, you'renotgoingtostickwithhim, Allright?
You'remyYou'remySherpa.
Exactly.
Exactly.
So I havetoput a hardfootinside.
I'm notokay.
Good, good, good, good.
Sorecently, therewas a minorInternetcontroversywhenfootagecameoutofJamesCordenandJustinBieberdoinganepisodeofcarpoolkaraoke.
ExcepttheRangeRoverwasbeingtowedby a towtruck.
Oh, I hadn't heardaboutthisas a comedian, thatshockingas a comedianwho's gottencoffeewithJerrySeinfeld.
Ishereallydrivingthatcar?
He's not.
It's beingpushedfrombehind.
No, Jerry's actuallydriving.
He's gotthese.
ThetiniestlittlecamerasappearlittleGoPro's orwhateverthere, buthe's actuallydrivingthecar, and I willhavetosayisanexcellentdriver.
Hetriestopick a car.
I wasundertheassumptionthattheircarsthatheownsbecausehe's a bigcarguy, buthejusttriestopick a carthathefeelsisissuitedtoyourpersonalityorsomethingthatreflectsyouinsomeway.
Sohepickedmeupin a a pintoFordPinto?
No, hepickedmeupwithsomeweirdkitcar.
I was, like, somebizarre.
Didyoutakeitas a compliment?
I did.
That's what's important.
Allright, Well, areyoureadytomoveonhalfway?
Mark, you'realreadyokay.
Thisisthelows, Kelly.
AntislowscalliontastesRojo.
Thesewingsareperfectlyaged.
Deliciousdrychicken.
Allright, well, wehave a recurringsegmentonhershowcalled.
I wasinfootypajamasandthecastispickingonmeandshotcameoverandshoothimallthewayandthenproceededtosing a songcalledNoonehurtsmylittlemanandthenpickmeupinhisarmsandserenadedmewasverybizarre.
I don't wanttojinxit, but I feellike I'm doingprettygoodstayingonthetopicoffood.
Whatwas a moretraumaticdiningexperienceforyou?
Eatingthatmaplesyrupandfudgespaghettionelforeating a grilledreindeerseyeballwhenyouweresurvivingupinthenorth?
OK, isittruethattheprosthetictesticlesthatyougotfromthesetofstepbrotherYes, yourmosttreasuredkeepsakeoneofdefinitelytopfive, mydefinitely a toponetop, too.
I givehimin a littlelike a trophycaselike, youknow, proper.
You'd seein a sportsmemberlikeyouput a baseballlike a signedbaseballlike a plastic, putitupon a pedestalexactlywhereitbelongs.
Nowit's not.
I's ittruethatyouneeded a littlebitofliquidcouragetobenakedinfrontofSnoopDogandOldSchool?
No, I actuallydidn't buttinbetweentakes.
IttooksolongtogetSnoopDogoutofhistrailerashewassmokingandplayingvideogamesthatoutofboredom, I juststarteddrinking.
Andthenisittruethatyouare a mallSantaforfivemonthsinPasadena, andthenChrisCantonwasactually a reallylifeoftenthatYeah, Chrisgotonand I wherehewasmyelfand I was I wasSantaandwejustroamedinandoutofstoresandthenbringitbacktoPaulwrotewhenhewasontheshow, hetoldusthattheoriginalconceptforAnchormanwasactuallythisthingwheretherewas, like, a planecrashandamount.
Yeah.
Andyouaresurvivinglikeyouwerebeinghunteddownbyapes I wasgoingtomeet.
Itwasgonnabelike a movieaboutnewsmenmeetslikethemoviealivewheretheyhavetosurviveinthemountains.
So I knowthatyoupledgeDeltaTauDeltaattheUniversityofSouthernCalifornia.
Right.
What's onestereotypeaboutfratroseinthePac 12?
That's completelyunfair.
I don't I don't thinkthere's anythingthat's unfair.
I thinktheygetitallright?
Yeah.
Isittruethatusedtoprankyourbuddiesbydressingupas a janitorandthenlikecrashingtheirclasses?
Yes.
Yeah.
Didyou, like, changelightbulbsorsomething?
Orlike, howdidyougetcaught?
I, uh I justgotaholdof a powerdrill, and I wouldjustwaitoutsidetheclassand, uhand, um, just, youknow, operatethepowerdrillvoodoo, andthenwalkintotheclassandpretendtostartfixingthings.
Luckily, theoneteacherthatwoulddotothathelovedand, uh, I wouldjustpretendlike I gottotakecareoftheelectricaloutlethere.
He's like, Takeallthetimeyouneed.
Allright.
Well, FarrellthistlesThelastdab, wecallittheLastdabbecauseit's traditionaroundheretoput a littleextrainthelastwing.
Youdon't havetoifyoudon't wantto.
Okay.
Thisisah, Triple X thelastday.
I'm glad I'vealreadyhadallthreeofmyChildrenbecause I knowthiswillrenderyouimpotentNotice.
I justputontheoutsidethere.
Oh, you'regonnaeatit.
Well, that's kindofthepoint, andputtingiton I thoughtwasjustmoreceremonial.