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  • put that green sauce on that.

  • Working.

  • Gonna baptize it, come together.

  • Tackle with Uncle Joey.

  • Yeah.

  • I don't know how hard this thing training thing is gonna be.

  • I mean, running.

  • Shari says he transfer.

  • I don't know.

  • He's looking a little thick these days.

  • Hey, he looks like a Mexican.

  • Where's Waldo?

  • We'll get him back there.

  • Looks very legit, though.

  • Hey, ceases a beast all.

  • I saw him smoking cigarettes as I walked up side, and I don't know you, but you can't count those guys out, man.

  • It's like I don't give a shit attitude, you know, running like this for ribs.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • He, you know, was in the UFC and train and could do all that stuff.

  • I don't know.

  • I think I got him Easy.

  • I'll smoke is back in the day.

  • I think the a C 3 £300 I waas see, he was £300 so I did some work.

  • It took a lot of nicotine and some discipline to get down to the lean, mean fighting machine in here is now.

  • That's friends.

  • Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Come in.

  • I just want to be with you.

  • I usually come here about once or twice a week because I ride my bike.

  • And you see that?

  • Yeah.

  • I seen you killing it on there.

  • Just call you Bunny thick at me.

  • What's up?

  • But I'm on that pellet on every day and then just a mix up.

  • I come out here look close.

  • Yeah, I run these hills.

  • That's that Football UFC training.

  • And that's why I'm here.

  • I want to train with you.

  • I think I can keep up with the fact I think I'm gonna smoke you.

  • Wow.

  • Yeah.

  • Damn.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, you look like the guy that thinks he would smoke a guy like me for sure.

  • Yeah, that fits.

  • Really.

  • What about this?

  • What about it?

  • Do is a retired goalie outfit you got on retired gold, do you?

  • Look, I came straight from the moms of Calabasas workout department.

  • It's a book club.

  • I get out there sometimes.

  • I hope it helps you, man.

  • So what we knew were run these hills beast, man.

  • We'll see.

  • I mean, get through.

  • And then we're gonna meet up with Joey Diaz.

  • We're gonna replenish with some talk.

  • Okay?

  • I like that part, but I don't know about this.

  • Go for 10.

  • You can take a smoke halfway through and keep going.

  • Okay, Side.

  • Come on.

  • Hey!

  • Soos earned them tacos, baby, You wanted the case.

  • Oh, my brother.

  • Remember, this is one of 10 8 soups.

  • Keep it up.

  • Such a steep incline.

  • He's got a power through it, but Oh, boy!

  • Yeah?

  • 1st 1 to get you past, we should make hot ones in this and run up while eating spicy wings.

  • Sweat when we should our pants at the end.

  • It's called the really hot one under spitballing.

  • I'm just brainstorming ideas for complex here.

  • You know, the Kardashians live out here ruling.

  • So I like to think like Kendall staring through the window right now.

  • What those guys do is look at that.

  • Motivates hanging up tightly.

  • Me like.

  • Look, those two thick is doing it.

  • Let's do it.

  • All right.

  • You were so much happier when eating tacos.

  • You know, you've only bring them off.

  • You play with house money, maybe get to Charles.

  • Maybe deep.

  • So to Charles, you've earned it today my brother die.

  • Okay?

  • I can't just say whoever came up with these little water bottles from the bottom of my heart.

  • Buck you?

  • Who is this for?

  • Even little kids go.

  • Is this for babies?

  • Not even dude.

  • This'll is not good.

  • So thirsty.

  • But thank you for taking it easy on me.

  • We'll get talking, but No, no, no.

  • I can't end it like that.

  • Give you an out.

  • We'll do a quick circuit.

  • Get through that, then you're in the taco.

  • Come on.

  • Like the Andy Griffith Show.

  • No, no, no.

  • We do acquit circuit.

  • Hear me out You got in that case, I'll bro.

  • All right, all right.

  • That tamale.

  • We're doing this for the tamale.

  • Come on, Italian.

  • Come on!

  • Yeah, you chili!

  • Okay, wait yourself.

  • Things like G I.

  • Joe is gonna get me.

  • That's a pincher, bug.

  • Don't be like the Kardashians.

  • Get out!

  • Give me 15 dude!

  • That's it!

  • That damn it!

  • Hey, suits!

  • And now you got 25 jumping jacks like you're back in elementary school with that fat kid who is laughing titties.

  • Not anymore.

  • Went from Double D's.

  • The nice C Cup.

  • Let's do it.

  • Here we go.

  • Yeah!

  • Elementary school mascot broken the huskies.

  • Your Yeah?

  • Yeah, like my pants.

  • Fuck, yeah, Dude, How?

  • Scott do.

  • All right, brother.

  • Well, you got through it.

  • I mean, yeah, You like tacos, Uncle Joey?

  • Let's do it.

  • I can't wait until Uncle Joey, the bush that you did to me out here I have to do it for you is like a bottle of fibre.

  • Low song.

  • Well, don't let the rumble scare.

  • You know, Carson talked owes me.

  • Oh, don't be scared.

  • I like that.

  • I got 10 bucks is to pull us over.

  • Did I tell you right now?

  • If he wasn't, there would be, like, fast and furious.

  • You're been diesel.

  • You're bald, right?

  • Diesel like analogue captors rock.

  • It's a 4.7 2nd car in my life.

  • I want for my That's blood sport.

  • When I feel get your 1 25 25 My Look.

  • Hey, brother.

  • How is jumping jacks?

  • 20,000 fucking trainers.

  • You want to go hang out with Tarzan?

  • I see him record his workouts on his instagram all the time.

  • Like man, he goes hard.

  • Yeah, I see.

  • Rock blew his to you.

  • Don't call it that.

  • Are you doing?

  • I'm great.

  • Thank you for being here.

  • Thank you for taking me in.

  • I live close to here.

  • Uh, this is like the ghost spot.

  • A pinch, huh?

  • Is it?

  • Do you think?

  • Well, I can't go to Mexico.

  • Got no passport.

  • Okay, but the car need is a good I like the vegan bowl.

  • Okay, B, I thought I thought this was the side with tacos.

  • No, that's the big involved.

  • I got three ounces of rice, some re fried beans, and you're good for the day.

  • A little hard on the plants now doing.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • You gotta sell me broccoli.

  • Get the fuck out of here.

  • I would say that you're gonna need that with the vegan bullet and cancel out who gives a fuck you work out today.

  • I worked out this morning also.

  • I've been lifted for 16 months.

  • Doing like deadly dead lifts, do compound components.

  • All the pull downs.

  • Bench dips, heavy, heavy, squashed the three minutes right.

  • And it's part of who we are.

  • Is a comic now, right?

  • You know it's not accepted.

  • You don't hear about comments getting drunk in comedy clubs.

  • No warning?

  • No.

  • Those days are over.

  • Days over.

  • I still remember vividly going on the road with Joe Rogan, huh?

  • And him falling me up Going Come to my room.

  • We're gonna go work out at me going work out.

  • We're on the road, bitch.

  • How long does that just had to be 20 years ago?

  • 20 years.

  • Like working out.

  • I'm recovering from the Coke party I had last night and I still remember going working out with him and thinking he was crazy.

  • My love for Kami was so used, but I skipped working out.

  • I started smoking cigarettes.

  • I got a £418.

  • How many pounds have you lost since I'm down to 88?

  • Wow.

  • Then I joined your gypsy and you just turned my life around because it really let me know how bad is shaped by really, was it when you submit somebody digits and you get that person, that kind of tap is it doesn't come close to being able to light somebody up, like even if you're just in a row.

  • So circle Leeson Jiu jitsu.

  • You're both under the same rules where it's like we're rolling.

  • We're on this game in comedy.

  • If there's like a heckler gets roasted like do people pay money to hear this student's right?

  • So yet the white belt in the crowd, yelling out to the black belt with things that happened all day for me.

  • I've never submitted anybody tapped one guy by mistake because, I mean, I I put my ass in his face and I got to come or we had such a bad heckler waited for you after the club has ever happened.

  • In all the years you've been doing it, no one fucks with you.

  • I got a little story for you in 1998.

  • I was doing a triple run.

  • I get to this bar meeting a bag of dicks.

  • You know, it's a triple run that I tell the guy.

  • Go fuck yourself.

  • Get him out.

  • They throw my week goes by, I come back, die the whole springs.

  • I go to the mall.

  • I'm broke.

  • I mean, those Chinese shit, you know, from the mall.

  • What's that?

  • Chinese from the mall and express.

  • I got the tray.

  • I'm at a table.

  • I mean, I guess who comes up to me to fucking idiots.

  • That would have me the week before.

  • And then a man.

  • You don't look so tough sitting there now.

  • And I go where you guys really want a problem and they forget like I'm fucking Jersey.

  • They forget you really wanna fuck credentials Road And they go, Yeah, we want a fucking fight This I go Let me finish my food and they go fuck your food and I still have the egg roll.

  • Surprise!

  • I got up and I go, Let's go outside Cocksuckers.

  • They actually turn their heads to me.

  • They actually turned their backs to me.

  • So I took the trade with the Chinese food and I blasted the motherfuckin the head.

  • The egg roll exploded.

  • I kept hitting him with the track, kicked him a few times.

  • And then I walked out of the mall like nothing happened.

  • I got my car.

  • Security jumped me.

  • They threw me in jail in Idaho Falls, and I got bailed out of 5 to 9.

  • I've made the show, had paid triple back the bail money, and I still got a warrant in Idaho Falls today.

  • Suck my dick.

  • I know you guys have strong opinions when it comes to food, and I have a list of tweets I want to run by you guys.

  • I would love for you guys to weigh in on it and give me your take.

  • So, 1st 1 Vince Staples, my sister in this restaurant, cutting a hot wing.

  • I wish I never got money.

  • Hell, no.