Well, Google translate is...

(Translate)(Japanese)What's the premise？ What's the point of this video?

Well, Google translate sucks

(Translate)(Japanese)Google translate sucks

Aiko, I'm going to go to work today, so please go to your auntie's house

(Translate)^@$%&@#$%

Oh, it thought I was talking Japanese

Haha, that's so wierd

(Translate)(Japanese)Oh, I thought I was talking Japanese

(Japanese)What did you do at school today?

(Translate)What did you do at school today?

I played and ran around the school.

(Translate)I pray band score

(Japanese)One more time please

(Translate)#*%%$^!#&

(Japanese)One more time please

(Translate)One more time please

Today I run around in school

(Translate)@&$^!#$^&!

(Japanese)What did you do?

(Translate)What did you do?

I played at school today

(Translate)(Japanese)I played at school today.

Okay, I think Google it doesn't necessarily know what language you're speaking

Maybe you have a huge accent. I don't know.

so let's just press the language button before you speak

Do you have any cats

(Translate)(Japanese)Do you have any cats

(Japanese)Yes, I have

(Translate)Is

(Japanese)I have

(Translate)Is

I think you have to use fuller sentences

(Japanese) I have two cats

(Translate) I have two cats

My name is Aiko.

(Translate)(Japanese)My name is ACO

(Japanese)Ahh, my name is Greg, nice to meet you.

(Translate) I'm gorgeous. Thank you

So we have this instant mode where it automatically and instantly translates

whatever you see with the camera into Japanese or into English.

How was it?

It's bad. Really bad.

I'm going to put Google in stone here, and you're gonna going to tell me if it's right, okay?

So this says the owner's note

What does that mean

It means be careful with it.

Okay, let's check the spread out

It's like this

Ingredients whale. There's a whale in here? in the bread?

Yeah, like you should take a picture

and then like there's gonna be lines so you put...

like thing on the line

Ahh, I think it's got all right

Handle with care.

(Japanese) Speed shipment

-Oh, I forgot the "do" oh... -No, the "do" was here

I am gonna put the "do" here

Where's the "do", speed

Here we go

(Translate)speed shipment

All right so the last mode you have here is where you can actually just draw with your finger, right?

Ok let's see if I have to write this, what would I do?

I'm do this, this...

Then I would do...

Don't eat the bread.

I gotta look at it and you just drag it.

Erase all this stuff

this is flour

Yeah

Come here, you silly kitty.

Okay, so what do you think about the one where you can draw?

That's good, too, but sometimes. I think it's a different kanji

-Okay, so you're trying to draw the kanji, but picks the wrong kanji? -Yes

Yeah, so this one says "saiko" and says the best which is true?

Yeah

But depends on the context, so "saiko in the context of this

-Means it's maximum or the highest, right? -Yeah.

so you really have to know what the word means in context

So, do you have any tips for people who are trying to use this

Well, learn Japanese.

Learn Japanese, okay

My tip would be try to use simple sentences

And less words the better.

so for example I'm going to do one right now. I want the chocolate chip cookies

(Translate) I want the chocolate chip cookies

That's right

-And all people understand? -yeah

Now how would you actually say that in Japanese

like if you're talking to like the restaurant... the waitress so the waiter?

Well first you say "sumimasen" and then you call him. I'm call the guy

And then say *Japanese*,

So I means one chocolate chip cookie please.

Yeah, but it's like if you say *Japanese*

that means I wanna chop um chocolate Chip cookie

so like it's not polite

Ahh, okay okay

so that's the subtlety right? so it's not polite

so I guess the thing is is that this translate will work

But it's just not hundred percent accurate all the time

and sometimes and it doesn't read the situation and doesn't know when to be polite or when to be casual

or uses words that umm...people living in Japan would never use

Yeah

Thanks watching, see you next time, bye!

Does Google Translate work in your language?

Talk something

(Translate)Many pens

This doesn't make any sense

(Translate) I am making Baystars Meriken

What's Baystars Meriken?

(Translate)#%^&#$

When I say stuff, this guy goes weird

(Translate)#%^&@^!#$

(Japanese) My name is Aiko

(Translate)My name is Aiko