All right.

Okay.

All right.

You don't know what you're clapping for, but I'm here for it.

How's everyone doing?

Good.

A little bit about me, little Kyle.

Fact, I am from Missouri.

I grew up in all right.

Yeah.

Okay.

Go.

Chiefs.

Okay, Visceral.

Well, it's too late.

They've gone.

I'm from Missouri.

I grew up in a town called Lake Tap.

Oingo, Missouri.

You are not from there.

I would know if you were.

And it is all red.

Next.

My family is all rednecks.

Like Tap wing goes full already.

My uncle is the king, self appointed of the rednecks.

My uncle is a redneck rule.

This is true.

All of his daughters are named after different Allman Brothers songs.

So my cousins are Jessica and Melissa and Jessica live at the Beacon Theater?

No, thanks.

Yeah.

Give it up for her.

She's a little louder and longer than her sisters.

You know, I like drinking.

Sometimes I get a little too drunk.

I was at this karaoke and I got very drunk.

My friend came up to me.

He said this.

Oh, he's a black guy.

That's not what he said.

I knew that already.

reveal, though, right?

He came up to me Goes Kyle, you know, was a white guy.

It's cool if you say the n word as long as it's during your karaoke song.

That's what he told me.

My friend.

I was drunk.

I believed him.

So I did it on he Actually, he was very wrong.

No one was happy at all.

I was like, Well, you told me I could say the n word.

He's like, Yeah, you can't just add it to a Weezer song.

Yeah, all right.

You wouldn't be clapping if you knew this was really I was like, saving so well, you know, instating.

So sometimes people get mad.

That joke people just kind of jump get mad real quick.

Sometimes my friends screamed at me.

He got so mad because I ate at Chick fil A.

He got so mad.

I love it.

I love chick fil A.

I ate there and he's like, Dude, you can't eat it chick fillet, They hate gay people.

That's why he said he was so mad.

He's like, Dude, you can't eat there.

They hate gay people and I'm just like I can't eat at a place just because that place hates gay people.

I ate dinner at my parents house for years.

Okay, It sounds like you might need a new argument.

That's what this sounds like.

My dad's almost 70.

He's afraid to let to meet.

Touch.

You want to hot dogs.

You take that shit back to college.

Let's get back to grad school.

It's hypothetical.

My parents are actually great.

I feel like I should say that I was talking my friend and he told me that to come up with your porn name your porn star Name your porn names.

Whatever happens in it, come over there.

Porn star name.

It's a combination of the street you grew up on and your mother's maiden name.

He said.

You take the street a group of your most maiden name you put together.

Get your porn name and mine's board.

It's not good.

It's like not funny.

I wanted a funny one this dumb, but does anyone have, like a funny You kind of like a guys nodding your head?

Okay, second row guy, What's your street?

You grew up on Mother's maiden name.

Porn name?

Grindstone Johnson.

Theo.

Right Grindstone.

Johnson Street.

That's funny bed.

I'm gonna write that down.

That one is mine now.

Grindstone Johnson.

Uh, I have a really unprofessional email address.

Like what?

Disease and 60 nines.

And it's just it's hard to give it to someone in a professional setting because you've got this unprofessional.

It's very childish.

And I just don't like giving it out.

I need a more professional, like, Okay, I'm gonna ask.

You were nice.

Uh, Grindstone Johnson.

Do you have, like, a good, normal person email address?

It's just my name.

What's your name?

Jeffs.

Coats.

Jeffs, Coats.

How do you How do you spell?

That s k o t E s Jeff.

Is that a Gmail?

Yeah.

So that's your email?

That's the street you grew up on.

And that's your mother's maiden name.

I feel good.

I have, like, I have, like, the most boring Social Security number ever.

It's so boring.

Okay, look, Jeff, just read this and we'll get out of here.

All right?

This this bit is over.

It is over.

Thank you guys very much.