It's all good.

Amy Poehler is gonna be out here in just a couple of minutes.

But first explain what happened just about this last month.

About five weeks ago, someone brought me the March issue of Ah, Good Housekeeping magazine.

I missed March.

I usually the only one I've ever not red and, uh and they showed me this for a reason.

They said, check out the celebrity recipe and I have talked about this on the show.

But look at this.

It was in honor of ST Patrick's Day, Cornel Brian's ST Patrick's Day stew right there.

And I thought for a second I thought, Oh, that's great.

Don't realize Wait a minute, I don't cook.

I've never had a recipe in my life.

I've never made stew in my life.

This is not my recipe.

They clearly were just stuck on ST Patrick's Day.

They needed some Irish face to put in the magazine, and they said Conan O'Brien must, like, stole.

Put it up.

Guinness in it.

Lucky charms on that stool.

Well, you know, I saw I sort of talked about it a little on the air and the good housekeeping people.

They were great.

They called me up.

They said we're sorry.

It was just Ah, just a mistake.

Their editor in chief, Rosemary Alice, even came on this show to explain what happened.

And afterwards she invited me to visit the famous Good Housekeeping Research Institute.

So I decided I gotta go because no one ever invites me anywhere.

So I paid a visit just a couple of days ago.

And here's what happened.

I'm here in the Good Housekeeping Laboratory in Midtown Manhattan.

This is Rosemary Ellis, the editor in chief of Good Housekeeping magazine.

Thanks so much for having welcome to the research institute.

These labs are very futuristic of they are.

It is like you've entered a new society.

And I noticed mostly women Onda men who I'm guessing, or UNIX.

What's the story?

I was just I was asked to surrender my genitals when I entered.

Do we get him back when we leave?

Okay.

I'm not using them.

This'd health, beauty and environmental sciences, health, beauty and environmental sciences.

I'm disappointed this door wasn't electric, you know, it would have been cooler.

Who?

Sorry.

Lab coat with my name.

Very nice.

Leaves little doubt that everybody.

I don't think the Good Housekeeping Lab coat gets the Good Housekeeping seal.

Your name is Charmaine Gillespie.

Yes.

Tell us what this machine does.

It's our busy a complexion analyzer.

So I'm just gonna put some information in.

You need information from me.

I can tell you things.

I'm in Aires.

Okay?

I'm technically still a virgin, Father and I wr what were distant with each other.

I think I killed a guy in about 1988.

I hit him with my car and I kept driving.

You're all done right?

Picture.

And now we're gonna look at the result that Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What is it?

What is that?

These are actually UV spots on your skin on the right side of your face.

It looks like I saved my platoon by placing my face over a grenade.

That is just, uh, just delete the picture.

Let's do you find that guy attractive Beyond let's say I went on match dot com and that's the photo I put up.

I see you have the fondle er 9000 here.

This'll fondles things.

This machine tears, underwear, tears, underwear, toes, fabrics simulating me in a state of high arousal.

Look at that.

We're testing window boxes to make sure that when you pack your kids lunches, they stay within the proper temperature.

Do you ever test how well these lunchboxes protect the integrity, the food itself, from damage?

Would you like me to test the Hannah Montana for you right now?

Sure, if you want to.

Did pretty well.

It's a good lunch box, So I take my lunch to school.

My hand is broken.

Nice.

Not as nice.

This guy can't handle it.

Let's see if this guy can.

Okay, I like that.

That's good.

This is Todd.

You test some of the products for durability, break ability, is that right?

Yep.

And we also see which ones are consumers.

Like, right now we're testing shower radios.

You go.

What is this machine right here?

So this is our drop, Chester.

This is a child cell phone, and we're gonna test if it dropped.

Is that right?

Well, what happened to it?

Care to do the honors?

Yes, I would.

So pick it up, check it out, make sure it still works.

Make sure no pieces fell off.

Pieces fell off it still works.

This is the Howie Mandel bobblehead sold by NBC here.

You.

I guess that works.

I guess that would be no deal.

What's that?

What's happening in this room?

This is environmental shaver, because at any temperature in any humidity that we want.

Okay, What if you would have got on now?

90 90.

This is You got it on 90 90.

Human survive in 90 degree weather and 90% humidity.

Well, that was terrific.

You may need some of the anti frizz product that we're testing right now.

Nonsense.

I wasn't affected at all by your chamber, but I work next time, Max.

I will.

Yes, I will.

Thank you so much.

But the Good Housekeeping labs.

Conan O'Brien saying this is Conan O'Brien.

Good housekeeping way.

Come back.

Any boys here?