Name: ハンナ・アインバインダーこれは、あなたの両親が男の子を望むときに何が起こるかです。 (Hannah Einbinder: This Is What Happens When Your Parents Wish For A Boy)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:49:25.000Z
Duration: 6 min 10 s
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FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN MAKING HER

YOU KNOW, WHEN SOME COMEDIANS START OFFSIDE THEIR SET, THEY

WILL SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME."

♪ ♪ ♪ MY MOTHER HAD ME WHEN SHE WAS 42

(  LAUGHTER  ) SEE, MY MOTHER MADE THE MONEY IN

SHE WAS 12 YEARS OLDER THAN MY FATHER AND REFUSED TO LEGALLY

(  LAUGHTER  ) IN OUR HOUSE, WHEN MOTHER KISSED

US GOOD NIGHT, SHE KISSED US TWICE-- ONCE FOR THE EVENING,

AND ONCE TO MAKE UP FOR NOT BEING THERE THE NEXT DAY.

NO, SEE, I WAS RAISED BY MY REAL MOM, MI MADRE ISRAEL-- GLORIA

SHE IS THE REASON WHY WHEN I BURN MY HAND INSTEAD OF SAYING,

THE YEAR WAS 1995, AND MOMMY AND DADDY WANTED A BOY, SO GENETIC

GENETIC MATERIAL AND ELIMINATED ALL OF THE SPERM WITH THE "X"

(  LAUGHTER  ) NINE MONTHS LATER, MOMMA'S

LITTLE BOY ARRIVED A GIRL AS A REMINDER TO MY PARENTS THAT IF

THEY WANTED TO PLAY GOD, THEY'D HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE DEVIL

MEN TO, ME, ARE LIKE LAS VEGAS: I SHOW UP.

(  LAUGHTER  ) AND THEN SIX MONTHS LATER, I'M

LIKE, "LET'S GO TO VEGAS!"  (  LAUGHTER  )

( APPLAUSE ) BOY, PRIVACY IS HARD TO COME BY

I MEAN, IT'S LIKE YOU CAN'T EVEN SIT IN FRONT OF A FOUNTAIN WITH

YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS ROCKING BACK AND FORTH, SOBBING, WITHOUT

SOMEBODY COMING UP, TAKING A PICTURE, AND CAPTIONING IT,

AND I THINK SOCIAL MEDIA HAS A LOT TO DO WITH THIS.

I HEARD A YOUNG WOMAN ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY, HER

CONVERSATION SOUNDED A LITTLE BIT LIKE THIS: "SO, DID I TELL

YOU, MILA UNINVITE MEADE TO HER BIRTHDAY BRUNCH?

IT WAS ALL SET UP, AND THE NIGHT BEFORE SHE CALLED ME AND SAID,

VEER, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO WITH MY PARENTS.

I WAS PISSED, BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, THE NEXT DAY, THE

SNAPCHAT STORY AT 1:27 P.M. AT CATCH AND WEST HOLLYWOOD.

YUP, INSTAGRAM, 2:00 P.M., THEY UPLOAD A PICTURE OF THE TWO OF

IT GETS WORSE, FACEBOOK LIVE, 3: 58 TO 3: 59.

(  LAUGHTER  ) I LIKE TO THINK THAT IF THE SAME

SITUATION HAD OCCURRED IN, SAY, THE YEAR 1935, IT WOULD HAVE

SOUNDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS: "HELLO, MOD.

HI, BLANCH, WHAT'S THE NEWS FIT TO PRINT?

( APPLAUSE ) YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I DON'T KNOW

WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEING A WOMAN IN THE 30s, AND I DON'T CLAIM

TO, BUT I HAVE CRIED WHILE WASHING THE DISHES BEFORE.

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