Name: ジェニースレイトの夢は例外的に退屈です - CONAN on TBS (Jenny Slate’s Dreams Are Exceptionally Boring - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:47:54.000Z
Duration: 6 min 47 s
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過去形

you wrote this book Little weird's and just all kinds of the observations.

命令形

Really know how long you spend working on this?

I had a year to do it, which meant, like, about 10 months of procrastination.

Yeah, like they just announced that President Obama's book.

He made this book deal like the minute he left office and that they just got moved for like, the second time, because clearly he's just chilling.

And, you know, maybe he's just like, I don't know.

I mean, that that I mean, there's I would never dare to compare myself to Barack Obama, but about the bloody get high.

Call me one of our college presidents, but I want to get high.

So, uh, but s o I took I sort of wrote it, um, by myself on Martha's Vineyard in my parent's empty house and it really kind of did it over a couple of months.

Yeah, just like an emotional You just write about your dreams and your dreams are quite strange.

And, uh, admitted in a very specific way.

Yeah, and that their disappointing and boring.

So I was, um, having a series of dreams that were, like, exceptionally boring.

In the book, I write about a dream where I'm waiting in line for a sandwich and that's it.

See, this I love is that so many people think that their dreams are really interesting and they never are.

And then and then you read them and they really aren't interesting.

It's a new level, you know of not interesting.

Another one is a what I described to myself.

I guess, as a tension lists seven our dream, during which an airplane landed during the day and nine did just fine.

Yeah, and the message of the dream is nothing cared that nothing cared not great.

It's like at least I could get to the end of the line.

I don't Do you know what the sandwiches that you want to get?

Yeah, but the sandwich in itself isn't bad.

It's just like turkey and mayo and lettuce and hot sauce.

Yeah, The sandwich isn't like a Treasury chest made out of bread with, like my rabbis face coming out of it like that's what it is.

And the worst part is that or the nicest whatever.

My fiance, like every night, has these, like gorgeous, mythical dreams.

Like it's like he's like, I'm like, baby, what'd you dream about?

He's like, uh, well, I'm 1000 years in the past, and I'm going down the Nile River with a young pharaoh to my left is a bird singing opera.

And then I realized we do have multi lives all right on, and he's like, What about you?

And I'm like I tripped on the peanut and they fall down bad Wow.

It's sort of the thing we're like, when I met him, I was like, Don't spook it.

Like, don't do anything to break in, like, run back into the Enchanted Forest, right?

You just saw a moment of really awkwardness.

Whatever it is, anyway, my calendar I can only fit so many people on a yacht.

Which I would respect, by the way, have a we have a clip from your stand up show stage fright.

Any setup needed for this, or should we just let it roll?

I went to a midnight Catholic mass, which is not something I've done before.

Yeah, I could tell by the way I've done many, many times you have never done.

Yeah, and I was blown away by by how positive it was and that they were like doing in at midnight, which is like, party time.

Yeah, So it's just kind of a joke about how, by how exciting and Christianity is.

This clip from stage fright like the Christmas songs and thinking about it, they're all just like jingle jangle.

Everybody gets a president like Santa comes down, but he never catches on fire.

We don't know what happens like everything signed way.

That's not in our culture like and like the Jewish songs like the happy songs that you sing before you open your Barbie van or whatever, you're lucky enough to get by on the Barbie.

Uh, like those songs were just like they try.