Name: ジャズ・ジャックラビットのポーカーブローカー＆キーン中佐のトレック？WTF (Jazz Jackrabbit's Poker Broker & Commander Keen's Trek? WTF)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:46:11.000Z
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This is Commander Keen’s Trek 96, developed by I have no clue, published by I don't

know, and released for an unknown operating system.

Depending on where you look on the box, CYBERDIGITAL released this in 1997.

Or maybe it was CYBEREX (Cyber.Ex) because that’s on there too, encapsulated

“FOR PC,” it states in a yellow starburst, not giving any indication as to whether that

means DOS, or Windows, or even what kind of media is inside.

And no, there's no system requirements on the box or anywhere on the packaging.

Turns out is IS for Windows, it just doesn't tell you.

This is one of the single strangest boxed titles in my collection, second only to Jazz

Jackrabbit’s Poker Broker, which is credited to the same mysterious company, Cyberdigital.

Obviously, each of these releases were intending to capitalize on the popularity of shareware

classics Commander Keen and Jazz Jackrabbit by id Software and Epic Megagames respectively.

But the thing is, other than the packaging, there’s absolutely nothing tying these to

their respective “inspirations” whatsoever.

“If you like Captain Kirk, you will love Commander Keen.”

“Be quick like a Jackrabbit with your cuts and as smooth as Jazz with you bets.”

Wow, that's a stretch but hey: gold star for effort.

These games are just a clear case of copyright infringement across multiple companies and

I have no idea how these were even sold in the first place.

Heck, were they even sold in stores at all?

I bought both of these sealed on Ebay sealed years ago, and neither one of them had a price sticker,

a UPC barcode, or any indication of being sold at retail.

For all I know these were handed out by a guy named Fred behind a

Opening each box doesn’t reveal much more, with Commander Keen’s Trek 96 only giving

you a cardboard sleeve and a plastic bag surrounding a cheaply-labeled CD with the same art as

Jazz Jackrabbit’s Poker Broker on the other hand, hahaha. This CD...

The misspelling of their own blatant ripoff title pairs beautifully against that trademark-less

And again, more confusion as to who actually made this.

There’s the Cyber.Ex logo again, but no mention of Cyberdigital this time.

Instead it says Digital Design Development, California, USA.

Can’t say I’ve been able to find anything concrete on any of these company names, mostly

it’s just a bunch of confused people asking the same questions I am online.

But anyway let's try these out! And my first order of business with obscure games like this is

to make an archive of the disc, but even that wasn’t normal in this case.

My blu-ray burner absolutely refused to recognize either disc, instead making repetitive and

*slightly concerning noises, grinding sounds*

But I was able to use an old Compaq CD-ROM on my Windows 98 capture PC to successfully

make a disc image, although it finished suspiciously rapidly.

Sure enough, once I looked at the files in Explorer, it turns out that each CD only holds

You could fit each game on its own 3.5” high-density floppy disk and still have room

And you’ve gotta love those truncated 8.3 file names, that’s a real sign of quality

So yeah, I had to try Jazz Jackrabbit’s Poker Broker first, and well.

It’s pretty darn simplistic, and there’s absolutely no mention of Jazz Jackrabbit anywhere.

Or even Jazz Jack Rabit, for that matter.

Nope, this is simply the shareware version of Poker Broker 3.0, developed in 1995.

Fun fact: one of the developers --  and I'll probably butcher this -- Thu Nguyen

is apparently quite the popular name among poker players.

Maybe it's just a popular name in general, but

there are an intriguing number of people by that name on ranked poker player websites,

so I guess it’s only appropriate one would’ve made a PC game about poker back in the day.

Anyway, Poker Broker 3.0 is just the most bog-standard draw poker game for Windows you

Place a bet and you’re dealt five cards.

Choose which cards to hold and which to replace, then you either win or lose that hand depending

Sometime you’ll be given a bonus card out of nowhere, which is just "exhilarating."

But there’s no end goal, no high score table, no other players, nothing really more to the

game other than a couple options like peeking at cards and choosing where to cut the deck.

And just think, this was version 3.0 of Poker Broker, I can hardly fathom how little the

I at least hoped for a hastily-cloned Jazz Jackrabbit as the dealer or something, but

Well, you also get this screen, but I think that’s a bug and not a feature.

Commander Keen’s Trek 96 isn’t much better to be honest, but let’s dive into it anyway.

Before playing I had to increase the resolution since it’s one of those games that haphazardly

And yeah, this one is once again devoid of any mention of its namesake -- instead of

Commander Keen we simply get Trek 96, a German game by Oliver Lenzko and Jochen Burkhardt

Heh, yeah this is not the episode for me to pronounce names correctly.

Anyway, it's a top-down space action/strategy game that mimics the popular

These actually date all the way back to 1971, originally programmed on mainframe computers,

and subsequently becoming programming fodder for anyone just learning how to

code their own games in BASIC or what have you.

One of the more popular variants at the time this one was made was WinTrek from 1992,

which used a similar selection of windows and GUI elements to update the classic mainframe game.

Other than the use of a few WAV files ripped from Next Generation, there’s absolutely

*klaxon and phaser WAV files ripped from Star Trek Next Generation play*

You use the arrow keys to move around space, activate a few basic starship systems with

the mouse, and hold down keys like shift and control to activate phasers using the most

cumbersome aiming reticle in gaming history.