Hi, I'm Marcie Kramer.

And my job that Conan is to make a sculpture of a hair and having sex with the bear every day.

Just a case of sketch balls for that.

Every morning at 9 a.m. We have a department meeting where we get our assignments.

Thank you very much, sir.

Marcie, I'm gonna need you to bake a paper mache, a sculpture of a great hair and making love to a grizzly bear.

Marcie, I tell you this every day we don't need that script.

Has never called for it.

But we might goddamn needed today, Greg, Did you think about that?

Did you think about that?

My co workers are nice people, but they lack vision.

It's like soccer.

Great Payson don't go to where the ball is.

Go to where the ball will be, but instead a soccer.

It's a sculpture of a bird, deep dicking, a bear.

That's not what I told you to make.

You know what I asked you to make?

I'm making it.

Do what I asked you to do.

All right?

You're the boss.

I'm really good at reading people.

I find that when people say Marcie, please don't make that sculpture burn a bare fucking they really mean is Marcy, You know, best make that sculpture.

So every morning, I wake up and I make my sculpture so I could prevent this show being ruined because no one made a replica of a hair on having sex with a bear gets so.

But your mouth, the most tense part of my day is an hour before show time.

Because that's when our head writer comes in and reviews all over work.

Hey.

Hey, Marcy.

I don't have time for this.

Gonna take horses, I tell you, every single day we don't need.

You don't have a sketch like Nicole Kidman's inter species mating zoo?

No.

Like as a close orbit in the worst moments for themes, we don't waste time.

Stop making this shit, okay?

You don't want it.

You want it?

You don't want it.

I guess.

E Marcie, I'm not firing her because the day she started working here, she gave me a photo of me and my family eating dinner.

She burned two faces off with the match and then she wrote on top Kill family If job go away and then on the back, she wrote to hell back.

Sometimes I lose my composure a little when my sculptures and used theme Next day I'm all smiles and right back at it, Marcie will need the paper mache, a sculpture of a great hair plucking a grizzly bear for the last time.

We don't need that.