Actually, I was over at your in Megan's Place once, and I was admiring what I thought was the nicest piece of furniture in the room.

And Megan said, Oh, yeah, Nick made that, and it was absolutely gorgeous.

You have incredible talent for it function.

Over the years you've been, you do a lot of stuff from your wood shop, and you've been very public about it.

I never realized until you brought it up not long ago that working in woodworking can be what has sort of an erotic element to it.

Is that true?

Absolutely.

I mean, running one's hands sleekly over a freshly shaped you know, walnut crotch table.

What's a crotch table?

Well, and where can I get one?

I'm glad you asked.

Conan.

It's easy to discern when a tree grows and splits into two limbs that makes a natural crotch.

And now this is true.

I mean, this is your giggling.

The the guy who liked cats is not giggling.

The plant fibers reinforced themselves to support that crotch in the tree And so when you slice that open, if you should be lucky enough to turn that tree and the lumber, Um, there's There's always a really beautiful pattern developed by that crush, and and so I mean, you know, just lends itself.

It's It's a very sexy, velvety, tactile medium.

If you go so far as to make sex toys out of wood, I would just want you to sand them.

You dish ladder blacker, go up to at least at least 4 20 uh.