Name: 2019年のルイス・ブラックを怒らせたすべて｜ザ・デイリーショー (Everything That Pissed Off Lewis Black in 2019 | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:43:36.000Z
Duration: 10 min 23 s
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- When a new story falls through the cracks,

Lewis Black catches it for a segment we call Back in Black.

- The new year means new laws are going into effect

Think of them as America's new year's resolutions.

than the first time we pass The Cheesecake Factory.

So let's take a look at some of the new laws

- In New Hampshire you must be at least 16 years old now

in order to get married, but that's as long

Until now, girls could get married at 13 and boys at 14.

- Oh no, New Hampshire is raising the marriage age

from 13 to 16, won't somebody think of R Kelly?

No one is mature enough to make a long term commitment

I know your bar mitzvah says you're a man,

but that's just bullshit made up to get you an Xbox money.

13, 16, it doesn't matter, you still can't drink!

And drinking is the only way to get through a marriage.

- [Man] Vermont will begin paying people to move there,

up to $10 000 over two years for people employed by

to work in Vermont remotely from a home office

- We have a demographic in this state, we need more people.

- All right, Vermont, I'm gonna tell ya the same thing

I told my aunt when I saw her OkCupid page.

Seriously, you're offering 10 grand to live in Vermont?

If a state has to pay you money to live in it,

that's a good sign I don't wanna live in that state.

the 10 grand of cocaine just to liven things up!

If I wanted to go someplace cold and empty,

(laughing and applauding) (air whooshing)

I'm not just a booty model, I'm also a wellness junkie.

I'm always looking for the newest shortcut

I may not have the body of a 35-year-old,

when I heard of a new all natural miracle drug.

that doesn't get you high but is being promoted

for so many uses, from insomnia to chronic pain.

- [Man] CBD oil comes from the hemp plant,

it has trace amounts of THC but usually too small

They say it has all the benefits of weed without the high.

- [Man] There's still no conclusive scientific evidence yet

that CBD products actually have health benefits.

Know going into it that there is no evidence for it

but if you're gonna walk out feeling better

I'm not gonna say that's a terrible thing,

but again as a scientist and as a society

But we do know it makes a butt load of money.

And if you hear a CBD user who's getting angry

because I said it doesn't work, guess what,

you getting angry means it's not (beep) working!

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2019年のルイス・ブラックを怒らせたすべて｜ザ・デイリーショー (Everything That Pissed Off Lewis Black in 2019 | The Daily Show)

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