[CHEERING]

Don't get-- you don't know what's going to happen.

[LAUGHTER]

Fox bought an idea we were doing here called The Masked Dancer.

And today, we have a new idea, The Masked DJ.

It's a celebrity.

And we're going to try to figure out who's under the mask.

And if I figure it out, I'll say, oh, that was fun.

And we'll do it again.

And if I don't figure it out, I'll say, this game is stupid.

And we'll never do it again.

[LAUGHTER]

So please give it up for today's masked DJ.

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CLAPPING]

All righty.

Hello, masked DJ.

Hello, Ellen.

All right.

Whoever you are, thanks for being here today.

Thanks for having me.

OK.

I'm going to ask a few questions.

I want to try to figure out who you are.

First of all, are you tWitch?

Oh, you got it.

No, no, you're not tWitch, are you?

No.

No.

Describe your perfect date with me.

Oh.

Wow.

It starts on a beach, beautiful long walk,

maybe a little drama, maybe a little wine.

OK.

That sounds nice.

[LAUGHTER]

When it comes to personality, are you

more like a Bernie Sanders or a Pete Buttigieg?

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHTER]

I think the perfect blend of both.

All right.

That's a nice blend.

Pineapple on pizza, yes or no?

Yes.

[CHEERING]

Based on what you're telling me, you're either

Dolly Parton or the Dalai Lama.

[LAUGHTER]

I'm getting Dolly somehow.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

So you're not Dolly Parton.

All right.

We're going to find out who you are a little bit later.

Give me time to think, OK?

All right.

I can't wait any longer.

Let's find out who the masked DJ is.

All right.

[CHEERING]

[DRUM ROLL]

It's stuck.

[CHEERING]

Hey.

All right.

Hey Ellen.

Wait.

Did you know it was Chris Harrison?

Why'd you high five him?

Did you know that, or you're just

happy to see Chris Harrison?

[INAUDIBLE]

Can we talk about--

when you said wine and drama, I should

have figured out what you were, who you were.

Yes.

Wine and drama, of course.

Exactly.

I threw the drama out there--

Yeah.

Or--

--just a little Easter egg.

--you could have been Victoria, actually.

[LAUGHTER]

Good point.

Let's talk about the show.

OK.

So Madison left.

But the mother of Peter is crying, saying,

bring her back in the previews of the upcoming.

That, obviously, is Madison.

And he's going to listen to his mommy, I think, right?

So she comes back.

Well, I mean, as Peter has proven

throughout this season with the original Hannah,

not Hannah Ann, with Alayah, nobody's

ever gone from this show this season.

Right.

So it's never over, apparently.

Right.

Yeah.

Every year, there's some kind of--

and yet, you didn't say the most dramatic ever, yet.

This is so off the charts, that doesn't even fit anymore.

It's beyond--

Yeah.

--dramatic?

It's beyond.

What's beyond--

All right.

--dramatic?

All right.

I don't know what's beyond dramatic.

We're about to find out.

It's been a dramatic season.

All right.

Well, I'm, again, disappointed in myself that I'm watching.

Because every year--

[LAUGHTER]

But you get me.

You pull me in.

And I'm sucked in.

And it's going to be Madison.

And if it is, then Molly, Jimmy Kimmel's wife,

is correct, again.

She picked her day--

Really, from day one?

And she's done it every year.

She picks from the party, from the very first party.

So I don't know.

I know there was a rumor that he left with a producer.

But that's not true.

Yeah, our producer, Julie.

Look, the way this is going, who knows?

[LAUGHTER]

You know, because it's over.

[LAUGHTER]

I mean, it is and it isn't.

No.

Yeah.

Well, I know.

That's the thing.

I'll just say this.

What's about to happen in the next couple of weeks,

the season is just starting now.

As crazy as it's been, it's just starting now.

Oh, it's really crazy.

That's why I'm hiding in this panda outfit.

[LAUGHTER]

You don't want to go back?

No.

All right.

By the way, my apologies to tWitch.

I spilled my water, because clearly, I couldn't see.

So I've ruined all of this equipment.

It's all fake.

Nothing works.

Oh.

[LAUGHTER]

Sorry, tWitch.

He's not a DJ.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, really?

[LAUGHTER]

Who knew?

Nothing here is real.

I'm not.

Who are these people?

These people aren't real.

There's something propping me up back here.

All right.

The Bachelor airs Mondays at 8 o'clock on ABC.

We'll be right back.