Yeah, and get this.

It was found completely by accident.

It was an accident.

They found a plastic.

Could you believe that?

Andy?

It's crazy.

By accident.

They found Yeah, completely by accident.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And this is such an important story that I had to invite the people responsible to come on the show and talk about it.

Please.

Welcome via satellite, Dr Murphy and the intern who accidentally found the cell.

Jacob, Welcome.

Welcome to our show is very exciting.

Yeah.

Thank you for having us, Conan.

I dedicated 15 years of my life to intensive gene therapy in the fight against cancer.

It's just a nano to present my research.

That's just incredible.

But get this straight, Jacob.

You were the one who actually discovered the cure.

Yeah.

Dude, it was me.

Total accident.

First day on the job.

How funny.

Isn't that funny?

An intern just shows up and sees the one who finds it.

Yeah, Okay.

Well, Jacob walk us through how it happened.

Okay, Well, I was actually in the lab that day because I failed micro biology last semester.

So I just like I chose in the internship at random.

And then I was looking through the, um What's the thing?

Ah, microscope.

Microphone.

Yeah, and and then one of the things looked like weird.

What's he called?

Cell s O.

So what tipped you off that this cell was different?

Oh, well, the other cell thing is re normal.

And then I saw this other one and called Dr Murphy over to make it look at it.

Yeah, regular cells have on asymmetric membrane.

And then there was one cell that looked like a boob.

Okay.

Yeah.

And now I'm the guy who found the cure for cancer.

Yeah.

Okay.

I mean, Jacob, this is crazy.

You're name is gonna be in history books, and you're definitely getting a Nobel prize.

So after that crazy discovery, Jacob, what did you do for the rest of the day?

Ah, I think I probably like jerked off and went to bed.

I m I t you know what's great, Jacob?

Because you found the potential cure.

You get to name it, all right?

Oh, man.

And every thought of that I have I'm gonna name a Jeff.

I have a buddy named Jeff, and he loves boobs.

Well, uh, congratulations, Jacob.

And I'm sorry.

What was your name again?

Dr.

Eded.

Murphy, P 80.

Okay, wait.

We should definitely hang sometime.

Hey, that'd be great.

I'd love to hang out with you anytime.