Kratos: Don't talk to it, boy.

Atreus: Hi. You're dead, right?

Spirit: Yes, brutally murdered by my own shipmates shortly after leaving port, I'm afraid.

Atreus: That's awful. Why?

Kratos: Boy!

Spirit: No, no, don't worry. Well, I had certain habits that they didn't agree with, I'm afraid.

Atreus: Oh.

Well, what's your unfinished business?

Maybe we can help.

Spirit: Well, you already have.

In a way, I just longed to see a young boy again, ideally without-

Kratos: Move on! Now!

Spirit: Absolutely.

Atreus: Why didn't you let him finish, father, he seemed friendly enough.

Kratos: Boy, although we usually see them as ogres, draugrs, or even gods,

(suspensefully) people can be monsters too.

Do you understand?

Atreus: (frightened) Oh gods, he was.

Y-you don't think he'll still go to Valhalla, do you?

Kratos: No.

Mattugr Helson: So, what you're saying is you're not a pedophile...

and were actually trying to help those men.

Spirit: Yes, exactly that!

Mattugr Helson: Hmmmmm...

Spirit: Mmm-hmm!

Mattugr Helson: Hmmmmm...

Spirit: Hmm!

Mattugr Helson: Hmmmmm...

Spirit: (sexually) Mmmmm...

(gasp)

Captions by DougyFresh03

Mattugr Helson: Hmmmmm...