字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント wait. Boiler Learn on Kendall. Happy for lithe your feet? Not your. I love that. Everybody. Ready Leo? On. Right there. Thursday. Right there. Everybody. There were wild rang. Good morning, Coon Rapids. Good morning, Anoka. Good morning, Shore view. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. My mother started McMuffin. Let's start the show, Everybody. So I love this audience already. The raring to go. But I need you to save a little bit about love for my sidekick sister. And she's wearing Cheetah today. Its Kindle everybody. Oh, Kendall, would you categorize that is the Leopard Cheetah. What is that today? Well, it's hard to tell because it's very cheap, so it's not actually like usually there's a spot in the middle of the spot. It's cheap. You guys like you like it was from forever 21 like six years ago. I love it. People love. You know that? Well, I look I couldn't make a list of things I love about you, but short list are long. It's a very long list. It's very It's very, very long. Maybe we'll do that. It's a special edition of our efforts of our show. I swish it if we run out of ideas. We'll just do 52 minutes of me just listing off reasons why I love you. I am here for it. But I'll give you one right now. This is what I hear a lot about about you. People love that. You're just capital. Are riel like you don't You don't necessarily go to fancy stores. You're like us. You go to the you go to the T. J Maxx. You go to the Nordstrom rack, you go to the jock pin A you know, But anyway, so that's, uh, forever to anyone. That's right. Rest in peace. I don't even open anymore. I think they are. I think they were closing another forever. 21 forever. 45. How you doing? I'm pretty good. I know you have a funny little story to tell us, so I'm very curious to hear about it. I call these relatable Sze. You know, no matter how old you get, you're always your mother's kid. You know what I mean? And I have thank you audience and I have one of those stories, so I'm obviously communicating with my mother more since Cappie passed away. We have a new routine. You know, check on her cause she's down in Louisiana by herself now. So we talk a lot. So the maddest my mother has ever will, not ever. One of the most mad time she's ever been at me was when one year about fought. Four years ago on Mother's Day, I called her and then I I sent her a purse because I told that story before that I used to send her coach purses because when I was a kid, she always wanted one anyway. But I didn't give her a card. I didn't I didn't I didn't send a card. Well, my mother, I would call her after that Mother's Day. And I noticed a little Kurt nous like a little, you know, will come to find out she was so hurt and so mad that I didn't send a Mother's Day card and I had to explain to her I that was it was a learning moment. It was not a Z a say love language. I'm in therapy. And if I hear the term love language, if I hear the word the term love language one more time I'm gonna hit somebody. I mean, I've been, anyway. Lovely but love language. My mother, my my mother's love language cards mean a lot to her. They don't mean a duck's rear ended me like I I honestly don't care. I couldn't care less about getting flowers anyway, So let me bring you to the present time. So my point is you never know what means a lot to another person. So I'm so so yesterday. Uh, I'm eaten. You know, I'm watching a show which we'll talk about later. And I get this text from my mother. She goes, I think it would be nice. I love when people I think it would be nice if you sent your godmother. Ah, birthday text. It is Aunt Pat's birthday today, and it would mean a lot to her. So then I responded. I responded, They go Well, mother Heart, heart emoji heart emoji. I said, Well, sweetheart, I'm actually one step ahead of you. I noticed, and Pat was on Facebook earlier this morning and she was live on Facebook, so I sent her instant message going Happy birthday and Pat, I love you because I do. She's I love my Aunt Pat. My mother says that's not good enough. That's not that's not good enough. A personal text. I would really like it if you sort of personal text. And I thought to myself it was if it was anybody else but my mother, I would have been like, Don't you tell me what to do and that's plenty. But But my mom stuff like that means a lot to my mother and I. It is her love. It is not my love language, but it's another life lesson. Just because it doesn't mean something to you doesn't mean it doesn't mean something to somebody else. Yeah, she goes. My mom jokes. My mom put in L. A. Well, she goes, You're not gonna win this one, she goes. So just be best if you just said so. I sent out pad a text message. So now before we get started, I'll do one better. I do have a TV show. So Aunt Pat, Happy Birthday and I love the way Let's get started, everybody. It's time for the wait. Your love language. What is my love language? Giving gifts. I give gifts. Yeah, there's a list that's one of mine. I like to give gifts? Yes. First up, Katy Perry dropped her Lady lady a little bit of that. Dropped her latest music video overnight while we're sleeping. Never worn white. Normally, her Katie cats would freak out over just this. But there was something extra in the video that got everybody's attention. Look at this. I do. Well, you gotta figure it out yourself. But Katie is pregnant. Katie is pregnant. She's engaged to Orlando Bloom, also their blooming. This will be her first child. And Orlando has a nine year old son. And it's a summer baby. The baby's gonna be due this summer. Such a sweet way to do it. I like these two. You know why? Because they were together. They broke up. They worked through their crap. They got back together. No, I mean, but you know what I mean. And I like that. I like that they were adult enough to realize you know what? We weren't ready. Then we're ready now. I think that builds a much stronger foundation, and I think they're perfectly matched. Those two things. This video, I kind of like the last song that she came out with recently. Both of us said This is old school, Katie. Love it. I like this song in this video, but also, she's always such a character. You forget how beautiful she is, gorgeous. And then you see this and she just stares into the camera and says, I do. And you're like, You do what? What? You okay? Yeah. You forget. Just like gaga. Early in her career, Katie would wear, you know, she had cupcakes on her boobies and doesn't know any of that. You know, you don't need any. She's just just stunningly beautiful. And while that kid is gonna be so unattractive Orlando Bloom, you got Katie. I mean, it's just that gene pool. I mean, seriously, the kid's gonna come out with a boyfriend or girlfriend. Jeff's going, Someone's gonna write in you. How dare you call a baby Ugly? It was a joke. People Next in the Dish, the new James Bond movie No Time to Die, was scheduled to hit theaters next month. But that's not happening. Not because the movie's back, not because it's going up against a big movie, but this. Producers have decided to push back the release date to November because of the Corona virus the global rollout would have required the cast to fly over all over the world for fan events and press. It is the first high profile film won't be the last to get pro postponed, thanks to the global outbreak. Meanwhile, Daniel Craig, who plays Bond, will still host SNL this weekend. He's hosting it to promote Bond, but these you know they're not gonna I'm telling you, I saw this and then my buddy Alexis on the radio show she went to Target and you know, you know you can't find Handi wipes anymore. And now Alexis said, paper towels going, People are just There was no paper towel at the Shore View target yesterday. Why are people stockpiling paper telling gonna help your girl gonna do wrap your face and paper a human bandage out of paper towels. So I feel like everywhere I've gone. You just see empty shelves and I'm like, Sure, I'd be thinking about this because, like, I don't think about it. This I'm like, Oh, I got some soap in the back room. I got some towels. I water in the saying, Oh, I'm so let me tell you if there is an outbreak If there is a zombie apocalypse If monkeys fall from the sky I'm done because I am so unprepared I'm gonna wanna know what I'm gonna end up grabbing my Dallas DVDs on running out the door way I've done all the dogs too. I'll take the Owen Colin to all Graham Collins. You can run for himself college run for himself. He can hold Big Yanal Dexter in one hand, My Dallas DVDs and the other. That's all I need. If I find some Spaghetti O's on the corner, that's fine. That would be fun. That look, all of that canned food that'll last year forever Kraft macaroni and shells the sauce stuff. Oh, yeah, That'll last until the end of time Way could share a packet. I actually do have friends, though. That do I have two friends of thinking of that went last weekend to Costco and created bunker kits like they have canned foods on my one friend. She's like, Okay, I got applesauce. I got bananas, I got toilet paper, I got vodka and I thought, Yeah, she got wine and vodka. Tuna. I'm like, Well, if you're in a bunker, right, I don't want to survive that. No, I don't know what I'm like. Okay, that there is a CZ. I've always said this, that there's a zombie apocalypse. Just eat me just because I want to. I'm not. Go get another cup of coffee Out of that pack will be back after this started coming up next. He's truly one of my favorites and one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, Daniel Radcliffe, is far away from wizards in his new movie Will join us Live to tell us all about it. Then he is our Hollywood insider with best dish and the best picks. Dax Holt will join us live from his extra bedroom in just a little bit. And are you getting ready to take a trip this spring break and want a pack light? Well, organizer Louise is back with the perfect way. The ultimate way to pack a carry on. Stay right there. We're talking about the Corona bye was coming 19 on and of course, all the things people are recommending you to stay safe to try and avoid it, right? Void. Handshakes. There's a new one making the rounds in China called the Wuhan Shake. Okay, And this is how there shaking hands trying. My foot went for it. The Late Show Center for Disease Control presents safe Greetings. Welcome back, everybody. The Late Show giving us ideas on how to greet each other. Now we did the Wu Han kick yesterday. Didn't weekend alive on the way held hands to do it? Yeah, we had because we were balanced. We're like Oprah a couple days to go right over next in the dish. It was a reality TV crossover last night on the mass singer as we learned the identity of 10 whoa! Top row. Can we escort those people out of the audience? Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert One more Cover your years, ma'am. Cover your ears. And sir, one more celebrity went home before we show you. Here's a quick recap. Wait, E, I was kidding on that was the banana. Both of the kitty and the banana were safe again. I can't believe I have to say this. Guesses for the kitty included Kristen Bell, Christina Ricci and Haylie Duff. All good guesses, actually. Guesses for the banana included Brad Paisley. No, Larry the cable guy? Yes, and Johnny Knoxville. Yes, and In the end, it was the taco. Go ahead. Close your ears, man. It was the taco that got sent home.