the way, we’ll see our Star, orbited by eight planets, at least five dwarf planets,

and tens of thousands of asteroids. Maybe a few comets if we get lucky.

Remain seated with your safety restraints in place. To have the best view, put on your

goggles and keep them on for the duration of our trip.

We’ll start our tour at Sol, our Star. That means we’re going to the center of our Solar

System. To get there, we’ll be making a quick jump into hyperspace to travel the 150

million kilometers. Don’t let it throw you. Ready? Steady...Go.

Here we are. Our Sun. There are much larger stars out there, but this one is ours.

It’s a giant ball of gas, held together by gravity.

The Sun makes up 99.8% of the mass of the entire solar system. This huge mass keeps

everything in its orbit, from the largest planets to the trillions of bits of space

debris. The Dark Sunspots you see are areas of intense

magnetic activity. Electric currents in the sun generate a HUGE

magnetic field. This sets up a stream of electrically charged gas blowing out from the Sun in all

directions. We call this the Solar Wind. Hold on to your boots. We’re jumping to

planet number one, MERCURY.

Mercury is the planet closest to the Sun - the

first of the four terrestrial planets. It’s also the smallest planet, around the same

size as Earth’s moon. Mercury goes around the Sun very quickly.

One year on Mercury takes 88 days on Earth. But at the same time, it spins very slowly

on its axis. One Mercury Day takes 59 Earth Days. So there’s a long Mercury Day, but

a short Mercury year. Best of both worlds! Next stop: Venus. Named for the goddess of

LOVE. Will you lose your heart to this dangerous beauty?

Here she is. Venus. Bright. Beautiful. DEADLY. Venus is a hot, dangerous planet, with an

atmosphere of toxic gas. I know, she’s gorgeous, but I’m telling you, we can’t get any

closer or our ship will melt. You’ll have to admire her from here. Notice that the planet

spins backwards - so on Venus, the Sun rises in the West and sets in the East.

Okay, time to go home. Just for a moment, to cool off. We’re going to visit Earth,

but this time as a space tourist.

Are you a resident of Earth? I’ve never

been myself, personally. But it sure looks pretty. 70% of its surface is covered with

water. It’s the only planet we know of in our Solar System that supports life.

We’re busy setting up more and more stations for humans to live off-world, but right here

is where life began. Earth lies in a so-called Goldilocks zone, within a habitable distance

from the Sun, and it has a protective atmosphere that keeps the temperature relatively stable.

Next on our tour comes our best hope for life off-planet - the Red Planet MARS.

Okay, Red Planet isn’t quite right - it’s more brownish/yellow - but Mars looks red

from Earth, and so the nickname stuck. Do we have any prospective Martians with us here

today? That’s right, plans to move in are underway.

What will life be like on our new home? Light. Mars has only one-third the gravity of Earth.

Also, be prepared for some excitement - Mars has giant volcanoes like Olympus Mons and

massive, planet-wide dust storms. Don’t forget to pack a broom.

Time for a little interlude before our next planet. This next stop might be a little ROCKY.

We’re talking asteroids. Lots of them. Everyone still buckled in? Good.

Here we are in the Asteroid Belt. Asteroids are rocky irregular bodies - left over from

the formation of the Solar System. Most asteroids are found right here, orbiting the Sun between

Mars and Jupiter. We’ve found about 800,000 of them so far.

The total mass of all the asteroids here in the Asteroid Belt is less than that of Earth’s

moon. As you can see, the asteroids come in a variety of shapes and sizes. The largest

known asteroid is Ceres - about 950 kilometers in diameter. But most are much smaller - some

are only 10 meters across. Okay, brace yourself. It’s time to visit

the big guy. The Titan. The Big Kahuna. You know him better as - JUPITER.

We’ve arrived at the largest planet in the Solar System. It’s a handsome planet, dressed

in swirly bands of gas. Don’t let the strange beauty fool you. This is no paradise planet.

It’s completely inhospitable. There’s nothing solid to land on. Just gas, gas, and

more gas. And Jupiter has impressive storms that last for centuries, including the Giant

Red Spot. That’s not to say we won’t move into the

neighborhood one day. Jupiter has many moons that are promising candidates for colonization.

I’m considering Europa myself. Moving on. Our next planet has a certain RING

to it. Wink wink. Saturn coming up in 3..2..1.. Saturn is a lot like Jupiter, made mostly

of hydrogen and helium. It’s funny, you know, lots of planets have rings, made up

of chunks of ice and rocks. But Saturn’s rings are so impressive, it’s really the

first thing we think of. We recognize Saturn by its rings, but every now and then, we get

to enjoy an optical illusion where the rings disappear. Saturn’s rings are so thin that

they disappear if you view them on edge. Our next planet has a way of changing your

perspective on things. You’ll see what I mean when we get there. Ready or not, here

it comes!

See what I mean? This is Uranus. It rotates

on its side. OK - I’m not really supposed to do this - but hey, who’s gonna know.

Let’s turn on our side to get another look.

Whooooaaahhhh!

Now we’re proper “Uranians!”

Uranus was the first planet discovered by telescope back in 1781. It’s remained a

bit of a mystery since then. We know it’s mostly hydrogen, helium, and methane, with

a small rocky center. Maybe one day we’ll figure out why it’s such a tilty world.

Tilt a world! I crack myself up sometimes. Moving on to a planet named for the Roman

God of the Sea. It’s quite see-worthy! Hahahaha. Worth seeing. See worthy! Get it?

This blue blue world is Neptune. Did I mention it’s very blue? Maybe that’s why it reminds

people of an ocean. It’s dark, icy, and windy. Down below the atmosphere is supposed

to be a solid center about the size of Earth. Brrr. I’m not going down there.

We’re in luck my friends. A comet is gracing us with her presence. Where’s its tail you

ask? Comets are like dusty snowballs orbiting the Sun. When they get to perihelion, the

closest point to the Sun, THAT’S when you see them develop their tails. The radiation

from the Sun causes the comet to partly vaporize, and the dust particles stream behind, carried

by the solar pressure and the solar wind. That’s why comet tails always point away

from the Sun. Some comets have short orbits and some have

long orbits. One example is Halley’s Comet, with a short period of about 75 years. Do

you know where short period comets come from? That’s right, the Kuiper belt. We must be

getting close. Hang on, let’s go take a look.

We made it to the Kuiper Belt. This is a ring of icy objects circling around the Sun. We

call all the interesting bodies out here Kuiper Belt Objects (KBOs)

Short-period comets come from here (those with orbits around the Sun less than 200 years)

Here we also find Dwarf planets, including Pluto. Remember Pluto? It’s smaller than

Earth’s Moon, with Blue skies, Mountains, and red snow. Like a picture postcard, isn’t

it? Love ya, little guy. Other Dwarf planets include Makemake, Haumea,

and Eris. Can’t wait to explore all these little worlds.

Sorry folks. We don’t have enough fuel to visit the Oort Cloud today. Let’s head back

to base. We’re going to go hyper-hyper speed to get back in time for lunch.

And don't forget to stop by the giftshop!

Everyone here in one piece? Good, good, we take our safety record very seriously here

at Socratica Space Tours. Just think about how much you saw today - practically

our whole Solar System! It’s a beauty isn’t it?

And imagine - our solar system is moving with an average velocity of 828,000 kilometers

per hour. But even at that speed, it takes us over 200 MILLION YEARS to complete one

orbit around the Milky Way. We’d better save the trip around the galaxy for our next

tour. ...We’re going to need a bigger ship. Thank you for voyaging with Socratica today.

We know you have a choice in space travel, and we appreciate your patronage. If you’d

like to collect your frequent flier space miles, you can join our 7 billion mile club

by visiting Patreon.com/socratica. So long space travelers, and come again soon.