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  • - Okay, all right, fair enough.

  • Hey-- ey-- ey-- guy--

  • Hey, guys, this is-- guys, this is--

  • This is Au-- this is Au-- Au--

  • Austin.

  • - Good evening.

  • My name is Rod Flambe, and I thank you for joining me

  • for tonight's very special program.

  • Now, you might be wondering why I'm here,

  • for at this point you'd expect

  • Austin or Ken to come out and introduce the film,

  • but that is not the case tonight.

  • Because it's been a very busy time around here.

  • Very good, don't get me wrong.

  • But very busy, indeed.

  • And so the editors came to me

  • and they asked if I might have a crack

  • at a project they had lying around

  • and, naturally, I obliged.

  • So, sit back, relax,

  • and enjoy tonight's very special presentation.

  • (synth music)

  • (crowd cheering)

  • - [Announcer] Live from Hollywood, California!

  • It's the Mistery Tech 24th Episode Spectacular!

  • Brought to you by Bake-O-Flake Pie Crust!

  • Now here's your host, Austin Evans!

  • Yay!

  • - Hey, guys, this is Austin!

  • And today I play Oregan Trail!

  • Oregon Trail, like the state.

  • Nah, it's just for weebs who watch Naruto.

  • "Try me, press Enter."

  • Oh, it actually works. (Game music)

  • Wait, this actually has a decent screen, too!

  • I'm always really suspicious

  • when something seems to be good on Mistery Tech,

  • because it never actually is.

  • Well, I guess that's not totally true.

  • - [Ken] Yeah.

  • - Usually headphones are pretty decent.

  • - [Ken] Yeah, I think the headphones are decent.

  • - Because you actually care about the headphones.

  • - [Ken] Exactly. - Unlike the content.

  • (sparkly harp music)

  • - Atmospheric pressure-style hybrid headphone.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, well that's a nice presentation.

  • So we have all these different ear tips.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Dude, how--

  • Wait, so you can build the entire headphones.

  • - {Ken] Yes. - That's crazy.

  • I am not going to go that in-depth.

  • I have no idea.

  • Like, you could spend hours

  • just customizing the headphones.

  • Every little component.

  • To get the kind of sound that you personally like.

  • It's the same MMX from most decent in-ears that are

  • a little bit on the pricier side.

  • This one-- - [Ken] MMCX.

  • - MMCX--

  • Oh, whatever, you nerd.

  • You audiophile.

  • The MMCX connector is superior audio quality.

  • Back cover shell red plus catheter blue.

  • They call it catheter?

  • - [Ken] Yes.

  • - Nah, man.

  • Nah.

  • So I'm going to put

  • the red rear caps on to give myself a little bit more bass.

  • It's hard to drive it sometimes,

  • but once you get it in once, it's fine.

  • Nice. - Yeah, bruh.

  • - Yeah. (Laughs) - Yeah, brah.

  • Like ♪ - Woo.

  • You look so beautiful ♪ - Yeah.

  • And I'm so lucky to be yours

  • And you're taking me high

  • Ain't nobody like you

  • ♪ I'm a-coming down

  • Ain't nobody like you

  • ♪ I could go a thousand miles as long as I'm with you

  • Yeah, you taking me high

  • Ain't nobody, ain't nobody like you

  • - [Seductive Host] Mmm... you're listening to NPR.

  • (sparkly harp music)

  • - So I was too poor to grow up in a school with computers.

  • So yeah.

  • - [Matt] We didn't have internet.

  • - We didn't have computers.

  • - [Matt] Because, yeah. - It sounds like

  • an episode of This Is--

  • Sounds like how Matt ruined his parents' life.

  • But they feel like they should.

  • Kind of wiggly and old.

  • So usually when we're dealing with, sort of,

  • cheap, kind of, things, like Kenjamin,

  • The screens are terrible.

  • This actually looks pretty decent.

  • All right, I want to travel the trail.

  • Do I want to be a banker from Boston,

  • a carpenter from Ohio?

  • I want to be a banker, that sounds awesome.

  • What is the first name of the wagon leader?

  • (jitterbug music) (beeping)

  • (jitterbug music intensifies)

  • (jitterbug music intensifies further)

  • You know what, these buttons are kind of bad.

  • "It was 1848.

  • Do you want a team of oxen

  • or clothing for summer and winter?"

  • Come on, we can all be naked, it's fine.

  • (jitterbug music) (beeping)

  • This is really the most riveting Let's Play

  • you may have ever seen in your life.

  • No issues yet, we haven't needed our weapons.

  • Which is good, because we have no weapons. (Laughs)

  • "You must cross the river."

  • We can definitely do this, let's do it.

  • It's only two feet!

  • No, we're fine, we're fine!

  • Don't worry about it.

  • Oh, no! - [Ken] No!

  • - We lost seven sets of clothing, one wagon axle, one--

  • Aww, man.

  • We lost seven ox!

  • A fire in the wagon!

  • Wes has a broken leg?

  • Josh has a broken arm.

  • Matt has a broken leg!

  • "Congratulations, you have made it to Oregon!

  • Let's see how many points you received."

  • We did it! - [Ken] Oh!

  • - [Austin] Only one broken arm and two broken legs!

  • This isn't so hard.

  • No one got dysentery.

  • How much was it?

  • $17?

  • Yo.

  • - PICTAR.

  • "Convert your phone into a real camera."

  • Have they not tried the Pixel 3?

  • - [Ken] Or our RED Hydrogen?

  • - Let's not go there, man.

  • (luau music)

  • So apparently we can DSLR our phone

  • by adding some real physical controls.

  • I mean, it works with basically every iPhone

  • from the 6 all the way to the XS Max.

  • We have Samsung S6 and up.

  • Note, Huawei, Xperia.

  • It seems like it should work on most everything.

  • So we have a zoom ring, exposure comp dial.

  • Shutter, half and full release.

  • How much is this?

  • - [Matt] $100.

  • - $100?

  • (sucks teeth) Mmm.

  • I mean, stuff like the zoom makes no difference.

  • I assume, unless they're taking advantage of the

  • secondary camera.

  • You okay?

  • Oh!

  • Professor Pikachu!

  • (laughs)

  • Another strap, whatever.

  • And then, what are these things?

  • "Download the PICTAR app."

  • All right, all rignt.

  • I like how I literally download the app,

  • and the very first thing I see

  • is an upsell to buy the new Pixar Pro.

  • "Press the shutter button."

  • Okay.

  • "Good, now half-press to lock focus exposure."

  • Wait, aren't I supposed to put this on my phone already?

  • "Find the Smart Wheel."

  • Okay, that's actually kind of cool.

  • So you going to use to change

  • which mode you want to shoot in, okay.

  • So now we're up and running.

  • I see my battery percentage,

  • so if I want to say, "Zoom," I can zoom in.

  • All right, and obviously this is just purely digital zoom

  • since my phone doesn't have a secondary camera.

  • And I can change saturation contrast.

  • Oh, look at that.

  • (Clears throat) Look at that.

  • (laughs) The button is not good.

  • Do you hear this?

  • (Clicking)

  • (Beeping)

  • It's so slow.

  • I'm going to crank up saturation.

  • Because, honestly, I think

  • you look better when you're orange.

  • - [Ken] Yeah, I don't know what you mean by that but--

  • - Because you just turned orange

  • when I turned the saturation on.

  • - [Matt] Huh.

  • - And this is my Instagram filter.

  • Okay, these are all terrible.

  • I guess if you really want physical controls,

  • but to me it doesn't really add a whole lot.

  • I mean, I don't like this app very much.

  • I would rather use the standard app

  • or something that's third party,

  • but it's okay, I--

  • (groans) Nah.

  • - [Ken] I've got something better, though.

  • - Okay.

  • - Oh!

  • What?

  • What?

  • This is a thing?

  • So this is Hot Wheels rivaled--

  • branded, but these are way bigger.

  • You control this using your phone?

  • We gotta--

  • Face off?

  • What do you call a game of Rocket League?

  • Drive-off?

  • - [Matt] Drive-off.

  • Race-off. - It's time to race-off!

  • Oh.

  • Oh.

  • I got to versus Josh now.

  • He's going to destroy me.

  • Ready, set.

  • (Toy cars driving)

  • (Austin laughs) - [Josh] Whoa, you--

  • That was so fa--

  • Okay, okay.

  • - Next item, please.

  • A Quadcopter.

  • This just looks like a really (honking) drone.

  • - [Ken] You don't have to be mean about it.

  • - I like how this is the upgraded version,

  • which is exclusive for e-commerce.

  • I don't know if that's a selling point.

  • At least I get my own space in the sky,

  • which is all I need in life.

  • I have tried--

  • This company has made helicopter little guy

  • that I used to play with a lot.

  • It was actually really cool,

  • and it was, like, $20.

  • So I'm assuming that this is hopefully not too bad.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • Well, the first thing I notice

  • is that the remote is much heavier

  • than the actual Quadcopter.

  • Which may or may not be a good thing.

  • It's got a camera on it, which is important for a drone.

  • How do you plug this guy in?

  • How do you--

  • Just this whole thing slides?

  • Oh, it does.

  • Do I unpl-- (crowd yelling)

  • Oh, let's go right there.

  • (mumbles)

  • (crowd yelling intensifies) (mumbles)

  • All right. (crowd cheers)