I'm Orange, I'm really really Orange

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again who's Orange

[laughs]

Oh...

Hey, I didn't see you sitting there.

Uhh...

-Yes?

-What are you?

-I'm a walnut.

-Hey, hey walnut.

-[sighs] What?

-Walnut, hey.

-What?

-Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

-Knock, knock.

-I already said who's there.

-Knock, knock.

-Look dude, knock it off.

-Knock, knock.

-Who is it already?

-Knock, knock.

-You know what? I don't care.

I don't care who's at the door.

-Knock, knock.

-[growls] Who is it already?

-Cash.

-Cash? Cash who?

-Cashew? I thought you were a walnut.

[laughs]

-[sighs]

-Geez, you really need to come out of your shell.

-I'm a nut, not a turtle.

-You're a nut?

And they say I'm crazy.

[laughs]

Hey, hey walnut.

-If this is another knock-knock joke...

-You look familiar.

-Dude, I'm a walnut.

-Don't I know you from somewhere?

-No, no I think I'd remember that.

-Ooh, I know.

You're the guy that lives inside Lizardberry.

-What?

-Don't you remember?

Hey, hey, Lizardberry.

Hey.

-Hey, for the last time, I'm not a lizardberry.

-Hey, hey Lizardberry.

-What?

-Knife.

-[screaming]

-Whoa, that guy's gonna be dino-sore in the morning.

[laughs]

Ooh, ow.

-Free Willy!

-What the heck?

-Hey, how's it going?

[both screaming]

-What are you talking about?

That was an avocado, you idiot.

-You're an avocado?

Is that why Lizardberry ate you?

-No, I'm a walnut.

-Wingnut?

-Walnut.

-Walrus?

-Walnut!

-Oh, walnut.

Is that why you're so hard to crack?

[laughs]

-Hey, don't even joke about that.

Have you ever seen a nutcracker?

-Well, duh.

He's right over there.

-[chittering]

-Good thing he has a straightjacket.

-Ugh, no, a nutcracker.

You've never heard of a nutcracker?

-A nutcracker? Sweet!

-No, it's not sweet.

It's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs that will split your head open.

Do you even know what that sounds like?

-Knock knock.

-It's not a joke, man,

I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go.

-Knock knock.

-[growls]

-Knock knock.

-What do you want?

-Knock knock.

-Who is it already?

-Squirrel.

-Squirrel? Squirrel who?

-Squirrel.

-[screaming]

Captioned by SpongeSebastian