Name: How I Deal With Kids (ft. Karan Brar) (How I Deal With Kids (ft. Karan Brar))
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:47:19.000Z
Duration: 9 min 10 s
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What up, everyone? It's your girl, Superwoman, and if you're a human being, chances are, at least once in your life, you've been in this situation

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Whether it's because of a family party, or you're babysitting, or someone's staying at your house for the weekend,

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you get forced to take care of some random child. Your cousin, your nephew, your neighbor, your mom's

uncle's baby boy's friends. [mumbles] Doesn't matter, you're watching everybody's kids. And

usually the evening of terror starts a little something like this:

Come on, new car, come on baby new leather seats...

- Lilly, look who's here! Come, your friend, look!

- Look! You have someone to play with now, ah!

- This is Karan. He's going to stay with us because his parents are going to India. He's going to stay with us and have fun, ah!

- Ok, wait. I'm confused. Does he come with the car?

- Oh my God, you two gonna be best friends,

My mom always does this. She tries to convince me that I should be excited about the situation.

I'm 25 years old, mom, okay? I don't need any more friends. I'm completely content with the 700 fake Facebook friends

Minor detail; this kid is 10 years old! If I wanted to hang out with annoying immature brats,

I would just call the friends I already have.

Pssh! Surprised, she says, [sarcastically] surprised! You know what would be surprised, if you call me downstairs and tell me that dad is finally

gonna let us turn on the heat in the winter. Okay. That would be a surprise. I 'd be like

But this is not a bloody surprise! Okay, so I'm standing there and you already know what comes next: that upward little conversation

where an auntie or uncle tries to get the kid to say hello to you politely,

but the kid's just awkward and shy, and you just don't care.

- No, no. With two hands, okay. Say [incoherent], Lilly, auntie!

- No, not like this, look, like this, say [incoherent], Lilly, auntie!

- Honestly, it's fine, I don't really care.

- Good boy, good! [kisses] Good boy. Ok, go play.

And so, it begins. From that point on, the child gets passed on to you. And usually the beginning

is super awkward because the kid is so shy and has no social skills.

But I have learned that every single time, in this situation, without fail, that phase will last approximately

5 minutes until that child drops some sort of bomb on you, and then doesn't shut up

- Sometimes, my imaginary friend gets mad when I talk to other people.

- How does this work? How do I turn it on?

- No! You know what, actually, I think it's broken.

Lilly, this Xbox control you gave me does not work.

- Shh. Why don't we play hide and seek, okay?

- What are you talking about? I was trying to be the sofa. Look at me.

- Do you kiss people on the lips? Because you look a lot like my sister, and she kisses a lot of people on the lips.

- It's just a downward spiral of whack sauce.

But, as annoying as kids are, there are some instances where it's beneficial to have a kid around. For example,

Instagram. Because everybody knows that pictures with kids get the most likes, okay?

- Shh. Shh. Could you be quiet for a second? Come, let's take a picture.

- Because I'm older and I said so. Get over here.

Smile. Bigger. Like you love me, come on!

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How I Deal With Kids (ft. Karan Brar) (How I Deal With Kids (ft. Karan Brar))

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