[Echoing Voice] Echo!

Echo!

Hey!

[Echoing Voice] Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

[Echoing Voice] Hey! Hey!

Stop copying everything I say!

[Echoing Voice] You got it!

You got it!

(laughing)

Carefully.

Carefully, I said!

My skin's like super crispy right now!

That's great.

Now scram! Get outta here!

Leave me the (beep) alone!

Hey there!

Nice to meat you!

(laughing)

Now who's this turkey?

Wow!

That chubby chicken just called me a turkey!

Hey, who you calling a chicken?

I'm no chicken.

You're the biggest chicken I've ever seen in my life.

I'm a turkey, you jerk.

I thought you said I was a turkey.

You're not a turkey, you're an orange.

You're not even like those little kindergarten apple turkeys.

I'm not an orange, I'm annoying.

(laughing)

Yeah, you got that right.

Now leave me alone!

Don't talk to me.

Don't even look at me.

Don't even breathe near me.

You got it?

Boy, that chubby chicken sure is in a foul mood.

(laughing)

Why the (beep) are you still talking to me, pal?!

Bleep!

Bleep!

Bleep!

What are you doing?

I'm trying to do that bleepy thing that you did.

Bleep!

How'd you do that anyways?

Bleep!

Bleep!

Wait, are you asking why my words are getting censored?

Well, I assume it's because we don't want to get (beep) demonetized!

And how do you get that cool black tape across your mouth?

I tried putting tape across my mouth,

but it gets all messy and sticky.

Bleep!

Bleep!

- Dude!

Stop!

Bleep!

I said shut the (beep) up!

(record scratching) That's the thing!

You did the thing!

Calm down!

Listen to me!

I get censored every time I say a bad word, all right?

And if you say a bad word, you'll get censored too.

Really?

Sure, just say the worst word that you know.

Moist!

Yeah, that's not what I mean.

Brangelina!

Moist Brangelina!

Ugh, it's not working for me.

Just have your parents explain it to you, pal.

Leave me alone.

Bleep!

Bleep!

Ah!

Stop it! Seriously!

Don't get under my skin!

That lets out the moisture and that's when the dark meat comes out.

Wow, okay then!

Sorry we got off on the wrong leg.

Don't you mean "foot?"

No! Leg!

(screaming in pain) Ah, my leg!

Eww!

- Oh! Ow!

That's not supposed to bend that way!

(screaming)

That looks eggscrutiating, chubby chicken.

(laughing then grimacing)

For the last (beep) time!

I am not a (beep) chicken!

It's (beep) Thanks(beep)giving!

Do people cook (beep) chickens on Thanksgiving?

No!

They cook (beep) turkeys!

So, I'm confused.

What does "bleep" mean?

You have to use your imagination, pal.

Figure it out for yourself.

Oh.

So I can put whatever word in that I want?

Sure, I don't give a (beep).

You don't give a moist Brangelina?

What?

That makes no sense.

I know!

Why would a chicken ever give a moist Brangelina?

(laughing)

Ah! That is not what I said!

Honestly, how dumb are you?

Scale of one to ten.

I'm sorry. I should've thought before I...

um, what's the term I'm looking for?

Made a fool of yourself?

Said something incredibly stupid?

Put your foot in your mouth?

Eggsactly, chubby chicken!

(laughing)

(growling)

Seriously, though.

Foot in mouth.

Huh?

(screaming in pain)

Wow!

Ow! My other leg!

This turned into a total cluster-pluck!

I'm so sick of this (beep)!

Oh!

What are you sick of?

Tater tots?

No.

Legless pants?

What?

Howler monkeys!

Stop it!

Stop being so (beep)-

Oh! Stop being so handsome?

No!

Stop being so fly!

Holy (beep)!

Holy socks?

Holy underwear?

Ah!

(Beep) my (beep) (beep) my (beep) (beep)!

(laughing)

Turkey sounds like a dump truck backing up.

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

I don't know who you are or why you insist on

pushing my buttons during the most stressful time of the year to be a turkey,

but I want you to go away.

Ugh.

You're making me act so-

Jerky?

Yeah?

So I'm being a jerk, huh?

So what?

You'd be a jerk too if you got shoved in an oven

for like six hours and then had your legs ripped off!

And eaten!

No!

Jerky!

Huh?

Hey, what are you doing there-

(screaming in pain)

Whoa!

(continues screaming)

I knew they basted turkey,

but I had no idea they pasted turkey!

(laughing then grimacing)

Hey, Orange?

What's that noise?

What are they doing over there, man?

Uhmm...

Orange!

You gotta tell me!

What are they gonna do to me, man?

Do I have to say it?

I think you're gonna get really steamed.

Game over, man!

Game over!

Huh?

(screaming in pain)

(sizzling)

Hey!

You want some water?

You're looking a little dehydrated.

(laughing)

Ah, dude.

You are such a (beep).

I'm such a genius?

Thank you!

Yeah, like anyone would call you a (beep) genius.

I'm a handsome genius?

That's such a knife thing to say!

I'm not being nice to you!

No!

Knife!

(screaming in pain)