WASN'T ENOUGH?!

SAY IT WITH ME Br0s!!

HAPPY WHEELS!

hAPpy WheELs!!!

HeCk YEaH!!

We're back baby

For another 100 episodes of happy wheels

We're starting a new-

I'm not- just full of shit- I'm just gonna play once XD

You guys just couldn't have enough, could you?

YoUr FaNtAsiEs could NEVER be quenched?

Well here I am

[Funky music]

Aaaaahhhh [In echo effect] XD

The sweet sound of happy wheels

It just brings back all the memories

Fetus Pewds: Anyways are your ready?

MiNeCrAfT ft. Felix's laugh

I missed you, Happy Wheels

[Fake Sweedish Accent] Let's frickin do this

So let's go by 'any time' and sort by 'rating'

HARPOON DODGE!1!?!?

I'm glad to see they're innovative because I've

NEVER PLAYED A HARPOON DODGE!

Harpoooon Dodge 2!

oh, okay, we're starting with harpoon dodge 2

oh, easy

3...2...1 Go

easy

that one's easy.

I did it. I did it.

My God I'm so scaared

is this- oh God this is actually- oh God

Not another one

I'm still alive... I'm still alive

iTs FiNe

I'm choking myself

*maniacal laughter*

oh, that does not look good!

*more maniacal laughter*

It's okay, guys

I'm a LITTLE rusty

but I'll be- but I'll do it- I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it!

Control, shift, eject

I eject alright

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So you wanna go as flat as possible

ah, f-

You wanna go dolphin

That's all I know, that's all I remember

oh, oh

see this dolphin?

oh, God

*maniacal laughter, for a third time*

I'm actually having fun playing Happy Wheels.

oh, God

It's hard, it's hard!

That's my head

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh, we got a metal penis, everyone

Is Happy Wheels gonna become like Minecraft?

Will people just start playing it unironically again?

I think I know what I need to do, I think I know what I need to do

oh God, oh alright, so

you wanna make sure...

that's uh...

OH!

DAMMIT!!!

*maniacal laughter for a fourth time*

I AM SO TERRIBLE!!!

Ah, I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it

I may have lost my foot

but I'm STILL ALIVE!

NOPE!

SEAL OOH!

OH!

yeah

yeah, I'm still alive God damn it

oh, oh oh, well that's- this is gonna hurt

OH I DODGED IT!

OH! [Feminine voice] Awesome~

Oh, oh, oh seal mode (dolphin or seal mode, whichever will it be?)

there it is, ooooh

God damn it, I'm good

When's it get going? This is easy.

Oh, this is easy.

classic.

EASY! Bring it, Happy Wheels

I got YEEEARS of experience

YEEEEARS

Alright, they're dropping down now. I don't know why

my foot is coming with me.

see ya later, foot

live a good life.

Nani!?

What is this? Have they finally added checkpoints? No.

Thanks for playing, I hope you liked it, have a nice day

Have a nice day (x3), everyone

Harpoon dodge one, of course

Cannot have enough of this

eeeeasy

Oho! Aha!

Give me one where I have to jump, I have the pogo

OHHHH!!1!!!

No, I'm still alive (x3)

I'm still alive!

I'm still alliivee~

What a shit f- kind of bends up a bit, I control dodges

Okay, that's good to know

It went through my knees

Alright, they- I think they got my knees

I dunno what to tell you, guys

Guess it still comes through

did it

BOTTLE FLIP!?

Nani!?

bottle flip!

OH MY GOD!

I'm very bro (?)

NOOOB

Ah, WAT

Alright, what if we threw- what if we threw backward

OH!

OH!

OH!

AH!

AH!

[Whiny voice] Come on man, come onnn

*grunts in swedish*

sniper

I'm a sniper, guys.

this is it

OHHH!

oh.

this is it, this is it.

THIS IS IT

*le gasp*

AAAAHHH!

*tropical sounding music plays*

[childish voice] create a meme face!

Whhaaat?

*mandatory GFuel reload, use code Pewdiepie*

AWE HELL YEAH MEME FACE

select language

uh, I already failed

clearly, memes are only in spanyish

spanyish? that's right.

hhhaz click akey si elikay estay (at least he tried)

ahhh, muy byan (bien)

soy biEN, soy boy

here we go

we'll do the cereal meme, I love that meme so much

alright, what's next?

ah, the eyes, okay

UHH

oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

feliz

FEEELLIIIZ

AHHHHH

sugoi, kawaii

AHHHHH

BURGER!?

BUUURGER

can't wait 'till I see what my troll face is gonna lo-

cara- carakando (with italian accent?)

I mean, it's impressive how people did this

There it is

estay es t-tu meme

Sorry to interrupt this video, just want to give a big shout out to my bois,

El garo (finna skip captioning the ad)

ROPE SWIING

I LOVE ROPE SWIIING

*undertale papyrus theme plays*

here we go, rope swing, WOOOH HOO HOO

first try, zero deaths, let's frickin do this, rope swing, baby

WOOOH!

WOOOH! ah.

Hell ye

Huuh yea

*grunts in swedish three times*

AH, AH! (this is why you can't watch pewds in public)

here we go

YEA-

I'M STILL ALIVE! I'm still alive!

woohoo!

YEAH!

Let's go ho ho

*grunts* ugh, fck come on

ARGH!

AHHH

No! No! Grab, grab, grab, grab

Can I still grab with my handicapped arm?

That is questions

ah

bye, arm

it's been a pleas- (congradulations PTSD)

OH!

ahhh

dammit

WOO HOO HOO HOO

AH! awe.

there it is.

perfection

so, how do I go here without dying?

still alive, baby

oh! We hit it (x3)

and then, now, we drop it.

drop it bew new new (tune of Sporty-O's Let Me Hit It dubstep)

oh god, oh god, oh god

oh god, what's gonna happen

pi-pixel on

MY GOD, IT'S MINECRAFT

OH MY GOD IT'S MIIIII

WOOOO

am I supposed to go here? Okay, I'll go.

[Italian accent] super mario!

[Italian accent] but why-uh me-uh

[Toad voice] OH, OHH!

IM RIDING NYA- *giggles*

Is this guy making the- all the maps?

No one else is making this map?

pterodactyl screech

nothing like winning in fetal position

oh, ultimate glass break

[Raspy voice] TIIIIIIMMMM

DUH DAH DUH

[Raspy voice] DAAAD

*unintelligible raspy baby noises*

AHH

I can still do it!

Someone, help me adjust my spine

*grunts*

SON, THAT'S NOT MY SPINE!

Well, the comedy has definitely increased

It's funny, because now it's ironic!

[Raspy voice] Shut up, dad

*uninteligible raspy gibberish*

*three loud groans*

[Baby voice] don't leave me, dad!

Alriight

NAH!

ah fck, I ejected ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

god damn it

how is this the top rated?

There it is

*yet again, random raspy noises*

*angry, deeper, raspy noises*

*grunt*

how do I eject my son?

Please dont eject me, I love you dad, I love you, da da

Why am Ieven playing this?

fcking garbage.

AHHH!

AHH!

fack

[Baby voice] Hell yeah, now it's time for that sweet ass (pedo)

grip it, slap

slap.

number one most subscribed, everyone

*indecipherable deep, raspy nonsense*

*grunt*

[Baby voice] hell yeah, you're doing awesome, dad.

JUH JUH!

YEAH, WE MADE IT!

oh, we did it dad THANK YOU SO MU-

GO! NOO!

NOOOOO!!!@1

Da ha ha ha had

num num num num num num num, delicious

I can finally eat

Well, oh well that was Happy Wheels

hopefully everyone is as happy as happy wheels

brofist!? (I better get one for captioning)

On 100 mil, baby (baiting me, you sick fuck)

See you guys tomorrow.

BYEEE

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