- I'm stressed out, I don't know!

What if she doesn't like it?

- Yeah, that is gonna reflect poorly on me.

- [Both] It's Valentine's Day!

- The worst holiday of the year for everyone.

- No one likes this (beep) holiday!

- Why do we have to force a romantic connection

on a certain day?

- What's the most romantic gesture you've done,

or someone has done for you on Valentine's Day?

- I snuck into Ariel's room

and put flowers everywhere,

this was on her birthday.

- What about for Valentine's Day?

Men always seem to fail at this,

it's simple!

You send presents to her work

to make all her other bitches jealous!

- Oh, really?

- Valentine's Day isn't about each other!

It's all about showing everyone else

how much you love each other!

- Kelsey, we already talk about how much we love each other,

all the time anyways,

and it annoys people!

Also--

- Too bad, you don't have a choice.

What? Also what?

- She works from home.

- Oh.

Ned, it seems like you're in a weird position

because you don't really know what to get her.

She works from home,

I'm gonna help you.

- You are.

- I'm gonna get a gift for your wife

for Valentine's Day, from you.

- So I'm gonna give her a gift from me,

but it's actually gonna be from you.

- Yeah!

- Oh my god, this is very exciting!

- Let's talk about budget for Valentine's Day.

- I really wouldn't want to go above $50.

- So $50 is what we're working with here.

- Yeah.

- Okay, here's a trick that I do

when it's someone else's birthday.

I buy them a gift that also includes me.

- I do like that, like experiences.

- Something you could do together.

Oh, wait, I love this!

- I got an idea!

Hamilton, I went to see it in New York without her

and she got really jealous,

so if I surprise her with Hamilton tickets--

- Yeah, but how much money are you trying to spend?

- [Both] 1500 dollars!

- Yikes! - Oh no!

- God, this is actually harder

than I thought it was gonna be.

Does she like, oh god.

- I'll just get her the Hamilton tickets.

- What about if you can read this,

bring me a glass of wine socks?

- I'll just take out a second mortgage.

If you can read this bring me a second glass of wine.

- Yeah, and it's on socks,

so when her feet are up.

- That's super cute.

- She likes wine, right?

- She does like wine!

- Oh, I got it, I got it.

What is important about a Valentine's Day gift?

It's custom, it's meaningful,

and it's something that will remind you of that day forever.

A custom wine glass would be great.

- Set of two,

so that I can drink wine, too!

- Oh, very good!

Personalized wine glasses, 19.99!

- $19, Not bad, not bad!

- [Kelsey] What if we got little wine glasses

with a kiss and a mustache?

- She would be into that!

- [Kelsey] Hello, I am looking for

a custom Valentine's Day gift.

Thanks so much, Ned.

Wow, I hope she likes it, I'm nervous.

- I think she'll like it.

Ariel, looks like there's a package here for you.

Oh, I think you should open it!

- What is it?

Oh my gosh!

It's a big glass that says Ariel!

(laughter)

Ariel and Ned!

That's so cute, honey!

What are they for?

- [Ned] It's an early Valentine's Day present!

- You!

- [Ned] I didn't pick them out!

- Oh!

- [Ned] Kelsey did!

- Oh, that's adorable!

Thank you, Kelsey!

- Kelsey, you are very good at picking out gifts.

So that's it!

Get someone a gift that you can have an experience together!

- There you go.

Like drinking wine.

- Right.

- Or Hamilton tickets.

When in doubt, Hamilton tickets will make anyone happy.

- If you have an extra $3000,

- Paypal it to Ned. - Hamilton tickets.

- Oh (laughs) yeah.