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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 All right.

  • I have some good news and I have some bad news.

  • The good news is I don't need these.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:13,559 The bad news is I hurt my neck.

  • [SYMPATHY 'AWW'S]

  • I know.

  • So the people over here, I know you're there.

  • I can sense you.

  • I sense the energy.

  • And the people over here, I'll be close to you soon.

  • And I'll see you soon.

  • And you want to know how I did it?

  • Yes!

  • So do I. I have no idea.

  • I woke up--

  • Here's the thing.

  • I spent the morning watching tennis,

  • and then the afternoon some bird watching.

  • And then at night, we did the hula-hooping on our necks.

  • No, I really have no idea.

  • I woke up totally fine.

  • Fit as a fiddle, as they say.

  • And I walked down the hall--

  • and it's a long hall.

  • And I went to turn my head and then

  • my neck disagreed with that situation.

  • It just seized up, and then I felt like there

  • was a rod going down my back.

  • And I thought, well, if I just ignore it,

  • it would go away like a toothache or global warming.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • But it did not, Oh, look at all you over there.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:20,500 So I went to the chiropractor, and I love him, I do.

  • But he told me everything that I'm doing wrong.

  • He said my feet don't point in the right direction.

  • One leg is longer than the other.

  • My shoulders are humped, my hips are uneven.

  • Basically, he said nothing about me is straight.

  • I know.

  • I know.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:48,570 I don't need to pay you $175 to hear that.

  • Most of us are doing things that are bad for our bodies.

  • We're always looking down at our phones, so we sit too much.

  • And I know I asked all of you to sit,

  • but this is not about you right now.

  • We don't realize though how fragile our bodies are.

  • Our health is just like one little thing goes wrong.

  • Our body is like a string of Christmas lights.

  • And like one light goes out, the whole string goes out,

  • and it gets into a tiny, crazy knot in the back of your head

  • that you can't untangle.

  • And you're in so much pain that you just want to get lit.

  • You know what I mean?

  • 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,609 Actually, I feel better now.

  • I mean, you should've seen me this morning.

  • It's loosening up as the day goes on.

  • Kind of like the Today Show.

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 All right.

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エレンが傷ついた! (Ellen Is Hurt!)

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