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  • -Thank you for dressing up. Oh, my gosh. You're spooky.

  • This is spooking me out. It's freaky. Happy Halloween.

  • What are you?

  • -Okay, it has a really long explanation,

  • which makes my costume, like, you know,

  • very characteristically weird and awkward,

  • because it's not like I'm a dead baseball player.

  • My girlfriend is a dead cheerleader.

  • She's, like, a fearleader.

  • And she was like, "You know, when people ask us

  • what we are, we should just be like,

  • "Well, we're socially irrelevant,

  • hetero-normative gender roles that are dead.

  • -Wow! Oh, my gosh. How 2019 of you.

  • -I know. It's embarrassing. -I'm so happy you dressed up.

  • Do you normally -- What is your go-to Halloween costume?

  • -I like to be a vampire. Yeah. -You can't.

  • -I know. -You can't.

  • -Well, I like people to talk about me.

  • You know what I mean?

  • -But you're in the "Twilight" movies.

  • You can't be the vampire.

  • -No, but it's more like "Lost Boys."

  • -Ooh! it is "Lost Boys." Ooh! I like that.

  • Do you go all out?

  • Do you decorate your house and everything?

  • -Yes. -You do?

  • -Yes. I do. Well, I have done, yeah.

  • -Yeah, I don't really go for it that much.

  • I don't really like to get scared or any of that stuff.

  • -Oh, really? -I'm not really into that.

  • No, no. -I don't get scared.

  • -You never get scared? -I don't get scared.

  • -Boo! -[ Laughs ]

  • You really don't.

  • You laughed at me.

  • -This one year, I went, like, so completely wild at my house

  • that my neighbors complained.

  • I had, like, a whole sort of, like, scene, murder scene,

  • with, like, a mattress that I did this to.

  • And then the parents came, and they were like,

  • "My kids are terrified, and this is inappropriate.

  • And it's too far."

  • And then I had other people coming up being like,

  • "Don't even listen to them."

  • Like, the cool-mom thing, and I was like, "Okay.

  • I'll get the body off the bed, but the bed stays."

  • -Oh, wow. -Yeah.

  • -You're a good neighbor.

  • Yeah, that's very nice, you don't creep them out too much.

  • -I don't want to make kids, like, cry and stuff.

  • -Of course not.

  • You're hosting "SNL" this weekend for the second time.

  • -Yeah, dude. -Are you psyched?

  • -I'm stoked.

  • -Is it fun? Is it fun up there?

  • -Yes. No, I feel less palpitation-y this time.

  • It's great. I feel amazing. Yeah, yeah.

  • -Yeah, 'cause you know most of the cast

  • from the last time you hosted, right?

  • -Mm-hmm. Yeah.

  • -That was a great show. I loved it.

  • There was a little, tiny hiccup

  • at the beginning after your monologue.

  • -I should just hiccup through my whole monologue this time.

  • Just be like... [ Hiccups ]

  • -That's pretty good, actually. I like that character.

  • But I don't know if you remember.

  • You cursed a little bit.

  • -Well, I'm getting reprimanded again now.

  • It's like, "I don't know if you remember, but..."

  • -Yeah. Unh-unh-unh. Get out a ruler.

  • -Yeah. -Yeah, what happened?

  • You just blank or you just...

  • -No, I was feeling really present

  • and in the moment, and so I didn't blank.

  • I actually was, like, really giving her.

  • And, yeah, it was like the one time

  • I stepped off the teleprompter, 'cause it's at the end,

  • and I go like, "Anyway, I am really excited."

  • Instead of "really," I said, not that.

  • -Yeah.

  • -And, yeah, it was -- I never, honestly --

  • I had, like, someone speak -- Numerous people come up to me

  • like four different times before the show,

  • because I had been, like, kind of stumbling through rehearsal,

  • 'cause I was really self-conscious and embarrassed,

  • and I was like, "I can't do this until it's the moment

  • and, like, you know, it's game on."

  • And, so, I was like, "Yeah..." [ Mumbling ]

  • And a lot of that was cursing.

  • And then they were like, "You can't do that on the show.

  • You cannot do that on the show." And I did it on the show.

  • -After they told you, "Don't do it on the show," yeah.

  • -I was like, "Would I ever? What do you think I am?

  • I would never do that."

  • -Yeah, And then, right out of the gate, you did it.

  • -Yeah, yeah.

  • -But they loved you so much, they wanted you back,

  • 'cause you were really good.

  • Aww! They love you, yeah. And Coldplay, which is awesome.

  • I heard their new record. It's fantastic.

  • -I just saw them rehearsing. It was really fun.

  • -They're amazing. We made Chris Martin --

  • -Chris Martin goes,

  • "Hey, Chris Martin from the band Coldplay."

  • -Yeah. -It was like, "Yeah."

  • -I kind of know who you are. Yeah, I know who you are.

  • Last time he was on the show, I made him do the worm.

  • I was like, "Do you break-dance?

  • Do you dance at all?"

  • He was like, "Well, I guess I could."

  • I go, "Could you do the worm?" And he's like, "Alright."

  • And he just did the worm all the way over to The Roots.

  • -That's full on. -That was pretty awesome, yeah.

  • -Do you dance? "Not really. Just kind of a little bit."

  • -I'm Chris Martin from Coldplay. Yeah.

-Thank you for dressing up. Oh, my gosh. You're spooky.

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