A2 初級 5162 タグ追加 保存
Hey, did everybody do the new update?
Okay, not the phones.
I'm not talking about the phones.
I'm talking about the alphabet.
Did you see this?
Yeah, the song that we all learned as a kid to learn the ABCs, the whole alphabet, they changed it.
Yep, look what they did.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U. V, W, X, Y, Z.
They...so they supposedly changed it because kids couldn't understand the L, M, N, O, P put together.
So they.. this version separates those letters.
If you thought Bernie and Ernie being more than just roommates...
Bert and Ernie.
Bert and Ernie.
Bert and Ernie.
Bernie and Ert... is that what I said?
You said Ernie and Bernie.
I don't know.
I just, I don't know these people.
Bert and Ernie, if you thought that they were--being more than just roommates was upsetting your childhood, this is a whole other level.
Bert and Ernie should be together. So should L, M, N, O, P.
Who did it? Who changed it? Who can I sue?
That's...that...those...those were the questions.
The old song was fine.
It's not like people don't eventually learn the letters.
Ultimately, we know L, M, N, O, P is not one letter.
Just like at some point we know that "pisketti" is spaghetti.
Which I learned recently.
There are some things, though, that shouldn't change.
Remember how Pluto was a planet, and then it wasn't, and then now it is again?
Make up your mind, space doctors.
Listen, if we're going to start changing childhood things, I've got other ideas.
How about we make LEGOs soft?
How about that?
I don't even have kids, and yet I've managed to step on one.
And also I think drinking age should be 16, driving age should be 21, and by 14 every child should have a rescue animal.
Whether it's a dog, a cat, a possum- I am not...just everyone should have a rescue animal.
And if we're going to start changing songs, I have an idea.
Let's change "Baby Shark" by removing all the words and all the music.



【エレンの部屋】新バージョンの「アルファベットの歌」 (The New Version of 'The Alphabet Song' That Made Ellen Say 'WTF')

5162 タグ追加 保存
Ingrid 2019 年 11 月 6 日 に公開    Ken 翻訳    Sophie チェック
  1. 1. クリック一つで単語を検索


  2. 2. リピート機能


  3. 3. ショートカット


  4. 4. 字幕の表示/非表示


  5. 5. 動画をブログ等でシェア


  6. 6. 全画面再生


  1. クイズ付き動画


  1. クリックしてメモを表示

  1. UrbanDictionary 俚語字典整合查詢。一般字典查詢不到你滿意的解譯,不妨使用「俚語字典」,或許會讓你有滿意的答案喔