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[Ian's old man personation] You damn kids got no respect for your elders.
Shut up!
[Ian singing] Kite day, kite day. It's a freaking kite day.
Blue kite. Blue, blue, blue, blue kite.
What the hell is this?
[Ian's mom] Your grandpa is dying and I don't want to take care of him anymore.
[Ian] Come on, mom.
I don't want this old, smelly ass in my house
[Ian's mom] Take him!
[Ian] You take him!
[Ian's mom] You! [Ian] No. You!
[Ian's mom] Not it! [Runs away, laughing]
[Ian] Fine. Run away.
But I'm not taking you, man.
Fine.
[Anthony] What's this?
[Ian] It's my stupid grandpa. I gotta take care of this dying ass.
What the hell is this?
[Anthony] Dude, that's a bucket list. All the things he wanted to do before he dies.
[Ian] But he didn't finish it.
[Anthony] You should totally finish it for him.
[Ian] Is that what you want, grandpa?
[Anthony] All right. So, the first thing on the list is
"Conquer your biggest fear."
What's your biggest fear?
[Ian] Aunt Jemima.
[Anthony] You're afraid of syrup?
[Ian] No, I'm afraid of her.
She just sits on that bottle, just smiling at me.
No matter where I go, I can feel those eyes piercing into my soul.
[Anthony] So, you're afraid of this?
[Anthony] Kiss her! [Ian] Get away from me, Anthony.
[Anthony] If you want to get over your fear, you have to kiss her!
[Ian] I can't.
[Anthony] Do it for your grandpa!
[Ian] No... I don't wanna kiss her!
[Anthony] All right. So, umm. Only 30 more to go.
Next up, we have "steal candy from a little kid."
[Ian] Sweet!
No pun intended.
Give me that!
[Her dad appears]
[Anthony] So, how does that cookie taste?
[Ian] Can we just finish the stupid list?
[Ian crying for help] No...
F**k Barbra Streisand!!!
[Anthony] Alright. So last thing on the list is "eat cat litter."
[Ian] What?!
[Anthony] Yeah! I already got some from the neighbor.
Eat up!
[Ian] I finished your stupid bucket list, grandpa.
I hope you're happy.
[Anthony] Sorry, dude. Looks like we didn't make it in time.
[Ian] It's funny. For this bucket list stuff, I thought my grandpa was a loser.
But I guess I just didn't understand him.
I just wish I could've
spend a little time with him before he...
Never mind. I'll see you later, man.
[Anthony shouts] He totally fell for it!
[Ian's grandpa] What an idiot! Who falls for a prank llike that?
[Ian's mom] Did you get him to eat the kitty litter?
[Anthony] Yeah, you should see. He was like...
"I got the little cat poop in my mouth!"
[Ian's grandpa] Hey, fellas. I got one more prank.
[Ian] Oh, grandpa. You're a great man.
I just wish...
[Ian as narrator] To see bloopers and this,
click the video right here.
It's that easy.
[Ian from the blooper footage] Don't shave the tip of the nip.
[Ian as narrator] Thanks for subscribing.
Now who wants to go fly some kites?
Because it's a freaking kite day!
Captioned by HCHS63rdWilson(Zombie)
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Smosh:MY STUPID DYING GRANDPA!

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