Name: デイブ・チャペルが不可能なパンチラインを披露｜Netflixは冗談ではない (Dave Chappelle Pulls Off An Impossible Punchline | Netflix Is A Joke)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:24:51.000Z
Duration: 5 min 11 s
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未来形

I will write a punchline with no particular set-up in mind.

過去形

and I'll throw that scrap of paper in my fishbowl.

I have a fishbowl in my house filled with random punchlines,

and every once in a while I'll shake the bowl,

and I'll dig in there and just pull one out

I just know whatever happens in the beginning of the joke,

When I was growing up, I was probably about 8 years old,

and at the time we were living in Silver Spring.

so that I could grow up poor around white people.

talk about the projects, nigga, I used to get jealous.

Because it sounded fun, everybody in the projects was poor.

And that's fair, but if you were poor in Silver Spring,

nigga, it felt like it was only happening to you.

of that first sleepover at a white friend's house.

You come home on Sunday and just look at your parents like.

"Dave, why don't you stay for dinner tonight?"

I said, "Oh, man, I'd love to but I can't.

"If I'm not home before dark, my mother will kill me."

My mother had several jobs, I hadn't seen her

it was my experience that white dinner wasn't delicious.

But then old Timmy threw me a curve ball I wasn't expecting.

He said, "Well it's too bad you can't stay Dave, cause Mom

And finally I met a motherfucker that actually had

And then I came back and I said "Timmy, Timmy,

"you're not gonna believe this, great news.

"and we'll help set the table and we can say the blessing."

I had no interest in setting this motherfucker's table,

or saying these crazy ass Mormon prayers.

So I told Timmy, I said, "You know what, I'd love to help,

My plan was simple, wash my hands slowly,

and by the time I'm done, the table will be set,

Went to the bathroom, I washed my hands very slowly.

I must've been in there for about 10 minutes.

And suddenly, one of his mothers came to the door.

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