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Gaming week, day 3 b-----es
ゲーミングウィーク三日目だぞ お前ら!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minecraft Part 2!
”Minecraft Part 2?!”
AW HECK YEAAAHH!
”ヤッタアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア”
You guys have been making fun of me in the comments >:(
”Bro land”は続くぜ……
Don't think I don't read those saying I don't know how to play game. I don't know how to make minecraft
お前ら俺の事コメント欄でバカにしてるけどさ
Yeah, I'm a veteran. Okay, I was born playing Minecraft. I played Minecraft before you were born
「どうせ実況するゲームがないんだろ」なんてコメント 俺が読んでるなんて思うなよ
Okay :)
Minecraftの作り方 (?) は知らないけどさ
Let's grab these :)
な? 俺はベテランだ いいな 俺はminecraftをプレイするために生まれてきたんだ
Alright, I know there's a new bunch of new features. Why is everyone spinning this is not brit stop
こちとらお前らが生まれるより前から minecraftをプレイしてんだよ
God, you're pissing me off. >:( I can use this claw thing to cut animals, which is what I want to do. Come here kitty :P
オーケイ??
Let me cut you kitty. >:)
まずこいつらを採るか
I swear to god kitty. Let me cut you
よしと
Kitty! I didn't hurt the cat. I'm just trying to cut him, ha!
なんか新しいのが追加されたのは知ってるんだけどさ
Jesus okay. Maybe I shouldn't run around with a dynamite. So where's my house again? I forgot. that's a turtle!
なんでどいつもこいつも回ってんだよ
Oh my go- hey!
これはよろしくな…………ストップ
Can I ride please? Let me ride that, don't go! ;-;
はあお前めっちゃイラつくわ
I love you!
この爪っぽいので動物を刈れるっぽいから やってみたいんだけどさ
nobody:
来な 子猫ちゃん
Minecraft: Turtles.
カットさせてくれよ ネコチャン
Am I right? Alright, I need to get back to my base. Maybe I should steal some decoration. Where's my house?
俺は大真面目だぞ 頼むから切らせてくれよ
I forgot where my house. So the goal of this episode is to start a farm and enter
ネコチャン?? ちょっ……
Minecraft and maybe
俺はネコを傷つけてないぞ ただカットしようとしてるだけだからな
redecorate the house just a little bit
あっぶねえ
(Pewd's lovely, and amazing laugh laugh)
もしかしたらTNT持って 走り回らないほうがいいかもな
A lot of you were saying like my house. I don't kn- WHAT!
それで俺の家どこだっけ 忘れちまった
33 f-----n iron dude, I'm rich as balls. Dude my bed is epic as well, like this house is nice
こいつウミガメじゃん!!!!!
I don't- I don't get like why you guys hate it.
マジか
(Pewds laughing and incoherently muttering "I don't understand the problem with my "inhale" house" )
乗っていい? 頼むから乗らせt……
Alright, so I know a couple things, right?
行かないでよおおお
I know a couple things I can use this bucket and I can use this sugar cane and wheat
アイラヴユーーーーーーーーーー
Is it the sugar I use? I don't really know.
Minecraftときたら”カメ追加しようぜ”ってか ウケるな
Maybe we can plant the eggs. No, wait. What? All right, my dudes. So we want to make one of these a hoe
よし、拠点に戻らないと
All right. Let's make a hoe
いくつか装飾ブロックを盗んでいったほうが 良いかもな
People have space for all their shii-z right, so we're gonna make a nice little farm I think
俺の家マジでどこだっけ すっかり忘れてるんだけど
so to make a farm you need the hoe.. (Pewds amazing laugh again)
で、このエピソードの目標は 農場を始めて……
And you hit the top that does not work. What the hell, listen, I spent six hours watching minecraft tutorials. Why is it not working?
そんで、入るんだよ……
Maybe I need to plant the hoe? (yes totally)
Minecraftに (???)
What do I do with the hoe? Now I can plant the seed
で、もしかすると家をちょっとだけ 改装するかもしれない…………w
No, AH
お前ら俺の家キライみたいだからな
Okay, oh I right-click (Pewds just randomly starts saying, "wooh, woooooh"
なんでか分からんけd……WHAT??
Yeah, Aw
見ろよ 33個の鉄インゴットだぞ
You guys thought I wasn't good at Minecraft. Okay. All right, we gotta hurry up. We gotta hurry up put the, put the seeds
俺めっちゃ金t……金持ちじゃん
Put the seeds bii-. O h
おまけに俺のベッドとか最高じゃん
God, did you hear that?
つかこの家普通に良くない?
PLANT!
俺にとっては何がそんなに 嫌いなのか分からないんだけど……w
Plant god, damn it. Is that all the seeds I have? How do I get seeds? Okay. It's night time
マジでどこが問題なのか 分かんないんだよね…………ww
Let's have a sleepy time. I sleep with my wheat
さて
All right, a new day a new life to live. Now. Let's look at my plant. Look how much they grow dude. Holy cow!
で、とりあえず知ってることは
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
このバケツとサトウキビと 小麦を使って……
All right, this is going really really good
俺が持ってるの砂糖か? よくわかんないけど
Why is he not growing? Oh, I know. I-- life hack life hack
あー
Okay
もしかしたらこのタマゴを 植えられる (?) かもな
so you can take bet you kids didn't know this you can take bone and make it into bone meat and
いや、んな訳あるか え?
Then you grab the bone meat and then you put the bone meat over the over there
よしお前r……君たち これから俺が作るのはコイツだ
This is like a pro tip. A lot of people don't know how to do this
”クワ”だ
You do that it grows quicker
・laughter 【名】笑うこと、笑い 2. 笑い声、笑っている声 3.〔笑いによる〕楽しみ、うれしさ 【発音】/lǽftər/
It's whatever. So now we have more seed
よし クワを作るとするか
Which we can plant hoes (totally)
laughter noun [ U ] UK /ˈlɑːf.tər/ US /ˈlæf.tɚ/ the act or sound of laughing: She roared with laughter (= laughed very loudly). As we approached the hall we could hear the sound of laughter.
Okay, this is pretty epic. Dude. We're make whoa
皆どうやってスペース確保してんだ
How does bones work dude
さてと これから俺が作るのは いい感じの農場な訳だが
Da Da Da Da Da Daa Dah Daa Dah Da
で、農場を作るには”クワ”が必要で……
Okay. All right. We have a pretty epic thing. So now what you can do, I figured this out all by myself
skrattar [²skrạt:ar] verb 〈att skratta, skrattade, har skrattat, –, skratta! ger ifrån sig skratt Motsats: gråter Sammansättningar: små|skrattar Exempel: de skrattade åt hennes konstiga dialekt Konstruktioner: ngn skrattar (åt ngn/ngt/SATS) Uttryck: skrattar ihjäl sig, skrattar våldsamt
Why do I hear zombies in my house? "Inhales"
それで一番上を叩くと…… いや違うみたいだ どういうこった
Okay...
俺はminecraftのチュートリアルを見るのに6時間を 費やしたんだぞ なんで上手くいかないんだ
OH MY GOD!
もしかしてクワを植え (??) なきゃいけないのか?
I figured out all by myself how to make a fence gate, god damn, I'm smart, dude, how do I make the planks?
クワで何やってんだ俺
Ok, so now we build-- we build a gate right?
ようやくこれで種を植えられるぞ
Outside our house see, I know how to play Minecraft ya kids, ya absolute children
ダメか??
Okay
オーケイ?
Okay. Oh
あぁ右クリックか!
Okay, it's not perfect
ヲオオオオオオオオ
But it works god damn it, now
ヲオオオオオオオオオオオオ
What we can do is we can start taking people hostages. Ah
イエアアアア
What is that sound?
オオオオ
Hello!
お前ら俺がminecraft苦手だとでも思ったか? んん?
Why minecraft spook me? All right horse!
よし 急ぐか 急がないと
(Pewds kisses the air)
この種をまいて
Hey horse
種をまくぞ クソッタレ
(Pewds kisses the air again)
うわああ 聞いたか今の……?
You want some of this? you want some of this wheat? Come here
植えろ!
(Pewds kisses the air, yet again)
植えろよチクショウめが
Come here. What the hell listen, I got wheat ma-yan. Take it what the freak?
俺が持ってる種ってこれで全部か?
What are horses like in Minecraft, useless. you're useless, can he stop spinning, come here
どうやったらタネを手に入れられるんだ?
Okay, now will you come I fed him wheat
よし もう夜だ
My come here. I swear to God I will murder you
おねむの時間だ
Come here
俺、小麦とハサミ両手に持ちながら寝て……www
Alright
さて、新しい日と新しい人生だ
Alright it's gotta be like that sometimes it got to be like that too bad. I alright chicken then this chicken like this
植物がどれだけ育ったかな…… こんなに育ってるよもう すげえな
Hey chicken
イエイエイエイエイエ
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you like this. Oh, yeah, you like this? Oh, yeah, come here chicken
サトウキビを植えて……
Come on, chicken, eat it eat it. He doesn't eat it. Alright you live today. There's no animals. I murdered them all
オーライ
Yes
これからかなり良くなるだろうな
Yeah, yeah you like thishh yeah-yeah, come on, come-on yeah X7 come on, come on
*タマシイノコモッテナイハツゲン
Follow me my fellow nine-year-olds. That's right. Follow me (Pewds lovely laugh again) This is so awesome! ye-- it's working!
なんでこいつ育たないんだ
You're gonna live safe with Papa boots
あぁそうだ ライフハック
In Papa Boot's house
よし この骨を取って…… キッズどもは知らないだろうな
Come on, keep following. Oh, yeah. Aye! great, son of a snake. Come here
骨を取って、骨粉(肉?)にして……
Okay, we're almost there
んで骨粉をつかんだらそれを向こうの……
We're almost there buddies my friends. You're better friends than anyone I met in this game. Alright
多くの人は知らないみたいだからこれはちょっとした豆知識なんだけどさ
Just uh, god dammit. God dammit. You came this way. Alright coming. Alright, and then you go. Come on
骨粉を与えるとすぐ育つんだよね
Come in Nick
だから何だって感じだけど
One at a time. You dummies come in. Please come in
で、今俺はもっと種を持ってるから……
Come on
クワ(?)
It's getting dark. Okay? Okay, that's true. That's true. Come on
よし、これは割と……イケてないか?
Come on squeeze in squeeze in next one for the love of God get in
うおお
please
骨がどうやって作用してるんだ
It's getting dark, oh now you don't want to go come here
ダダダダダダダダダダダダ
Go in I'm gonna murder one of you come in. Thank you. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes close the gate. Oh
uh……よし
NOO! Oh, oh
いま割といい感じのができてるから
Thought I murdered him what happened to you. Why are you naked? Oh
で、今からできることといえば……
My god I can cut you
俺自分一人で全部理解したわ
How
なんで家の中でゾンビの声が聞こえるんだ??
How you make baby? This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh god the baby escape
フウウウウウウウ
Baby, can you?
オーケーイ......?
now stop leaving
オーマイガー
Baby come back baby, baby. There's zombies baby. I'm serious, baby sheep
俺自分だけでわかっちまったよ どうやってフェンスゲートを作るかをな
Alright well bye then see if I care I don't want to kill a child
はあ俺って頭いいわ
Alright fine, baby. You can sleep with me tonight. I'm literally see
木材ってどうやって作んの?
vegans
よし、これからゲートを作るぞ
See what I did Peter. I saved the life today. I
家の外にな
Saved a goddamn life. What do you do? God, they're annoying. Alright new day. Let's sleep.. Alright we got our lamp
ほら見ろ 俺はminecraftの遊び方を 知ってるぞキッズめ
We got our epic farm everything looks great. Thank you very much. Let's go out on more adventures. Okay
このお子様め
It's adventure time. Come on grab your friends
オーケー?
Don't have any to play Minecraft with this is so sad
オーケー??
See there's sounds over there and I want to explore where that's coming from because I don't want no zombie farm in my house
おっと
Whoa, it's a wide chest. It's even bigger
さて、完璧ではないけど……
All right gamers
けど機能はするぞ チクショウ さてと
Yeah, it's time. It's definitely something here
で、今から俺達ができることは人間共を 人質にとり始めることだ
Something real spook is happening here, and I'm not afraid to explore it. Oh
あああ
My god, oh my god. Oh my god. There's so many
何の音だよコレ
Double kill triple kill epic gamer. Whoa, look at this cave. It's so massive. I
ハロー??
Got a diamond pickaxe so I can just mine for it ever bro what it keeps going down
なんでminecraftが俺を怖がらせるんだよ
What?
よし、馬にするか
Okay, guys, this is epic minecraft adventure. Oh, you scared me Betty
ヘイホース
Sorry, you have to die as a prize Oh
こいつが欲しいか? この小麦のことだぞ
too tiny to
来いよ
tiny
来いよほら
tiny
(いらね じゃあな) なんでだよ 聞けよ 俺は小麦を持ってるんだぞ
That's right you then we're going for more diamonds I want to fold diamond armor
受け取ってくれよ
Very mean my diamond minecraft up pickaxe
なんなn……なんなんだよ minecraftの馬って何が好きなんだよ???
Dammit now, I keep finding material, but I don't need but I feel like I have to farm it. This is
役立たずめ 使えない馬だな おま……
All right, let's explore
あの村人まだ回ってんのかよ
There's too much. Oh Jesus
こっち来いよ
Jesus Christ
さてと これでついて来るのか? こいつに小麦をあげたんだけど
Let's scare my balls. Ooh
ちょ……来てくれよ 来ないとひどいぞ 俺は本気だからな
All right. We're laughs god damn it
来なさい
Who said mine cried isn't terrifying Here I am minding my own business
そっか…………
Dude look how my diamond pick is barely move dude diamond pickaxe for
そうだよな そういう時もあるよな そういう時も
Life brah for life. We got to get more. We got to get more be careful. Don't think I need this much higher
仕方ない ニワトリにするか ニワトリって小麦好きだっけ?
But I just accidentally dig up in my own house
ヘイチキン
God dammit. Alright, I got a I got a shiryu. We need more of my diamonds. God dammit. That's all I want Oh
そうだろ これが欲しいだろ こいつが好きなんだろ
What is down there hello
そうそう こっち来て
What is this nun Nico day
ほらチキン 食えよ 食えってば
Whoa
こいつ食わねえじゃん!!!
Whoa, whoa
よし 今日のところは生かしといてやる
Not like this not like this
動物いねえんだけど 俺が全部殺したからか
Don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot. Oh he fell for the old don't shoot string. Oh god, they're everywhere
イエース……!
What is this place
よし ついてこい
My god, it's so mysterious. I found the new hidden cave thing
そうだよな お前らはこれ好きだろうな
That's awesome. Okay. I remember now you can make a shield in Minecraft how to make shield in Minecraft
ほら来いよ
I'll have iron on me god damn it. I don't have iron on me. I can make some
イエイエイエイエイエイエイエ こっち来な
My god, I'm scared this music doesn't fit at all
ついてきたまえ 我が同志よ
Does that mean there's been people here before me
そうだ ついてきたまえ ハッハッハー
There's I'm not the first one. Okay, we have iron I
すげえよ 上手くいったみたいだ
Can make a shield now. I know how to make shield. I know in my head
お前らは俺の屋根の下で安全に暮らせるんだぞ
You just make a Y and then you put the PP in the middle shield mother free-cos
パパの家の中でな
All right, and then you put the shield. All right, we're ready for some epic minecraft adventures now
ほら、しっかりついてきな
All right, let's find some goddamn gold because what?
エーイ
Huh, well, this sounds coming from whoa, this is epic. Ah
灰色の……チクショウめが こっち来なさい
Let's shoot don't shoot I am oh
よし そろそろ着くぞ
They're shooting each other
もうすぐ着くぞお前ら わが友よ
Dude we haven't found diamond yet. Come on
お前らこのゲームで作った友達の中で一番だわ
This place is insane, dude. Oh, it's the baby zombie freak off. I
オーライ
Don't want to kill a child. I
あとちょっと……ああチクショウ しょうがない こっちの道通ってきて
Will kill a child I will kill a child
よし お入りなさい
I don't have time for children don't waste my time. This place is insane. Dude. There's another chest there who built this place and why?
カモーン…………w
Ah
入ってこいよ!!!
That's what I thought Wow
一度に一匹ずつだ おバカさん共め
Haha so much lava, there's so much epicness love it stop
入ってきてよ 頼むから入ってきて
Alright, let's build a bridge
ほらほら
Right my diamonds and I don't know what any of this is
暗くなってきたぞ ああよしよし これで二匹だ
But I got some goddamn melon seeds Oh you shift click and it just oh my god. That is so much easier Oh,
ほら 次のやつを押し込め
God thank you
マジで頼むから入ってくれよ
Everywhere
プリーズ……
Ha ha what do you know my song? Oh god. No. Oh
暗くなってきたって言ってるだろ!!
This bed oh this bed, oh, this is bad I'm dying I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying to eat. Oh
ああ 今になって入りたくありませんってか? 来いよ
My god, did you see that? Whoa, what is this ha
??????
Oh
入゛れ゛よ゛!!!
This is bad, oh this is it froze. Oh god, I'm making a hole
これからお前らの中で一匹始末するか
No one hurts the whole man
おいで!!
Okay, I'm in my hole I don't want to lose my diamond stuff dude look how much stuff I have I can't die they're Poisson
どうも
Huh? No
イエス!!
That's too many
よしよしよし ゲートを閉じるぞ
Full strength full strenght whole stretch
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Full strap pull straight pull straight. Oh
間違って殺しちまったかと思ったよ
Jesus okay, ah liberals
なにが起きたの なんで素っ裸になっちゃったの
I'm not leaving until we get the diamonds. That's why I came here. Whoa. Look at the heavens epic
オーマイガー これで毛を刈れるのか
Jesus oh god
ハートマークが出てる
Yeah, found you
こいつはすげえy…… こいつら今子供産んだ??!?
They dropped from the ceiling, babe
どうやってだよ……
Okay, that was an epic adventure but I dare no more we have too much precious item we have to return see
どうやって子供作ったの??? こいつはやべえよ
Remember
ああ 子供が脱走しちまった あー
Okay, we weren't too bad I
入ってくれるか
Just got to figure out where the hell I am. Oh my god
あああ出て行っちゃだめ
Here we are
ほら戻っておいで お外にはゾンビもいるよ
Dude, look at my crops, dude. How are my sheeps doing? Okay, very nice
俺は真剣だぞ 子羊め
All right. Now we can make melon, right? Can we?
よし じゃあ勝手にするんだな
Did we're gonna make melon. All right beetroot. Can I plant? Oh my god, dude this
子供はころしたくないな
All right. Some would say that my house is not the best looking house. I get it
よしわかった お前は今夜俺といっしょに寝ていいぞ
Maybe I should redecorate it a little bit just a little bit. I don't care if it's dark. I'm gonna farm
俺、文字通り…………見たか?
minecraft all day
ヴィーガンども???
all day
俺がしたことを見ろよPETA (動物保護団体)? 今日俺は命を救ったんだぞ
Son all you want some Oh God
俺は尊き命を救ったんだ お前らはどうだ
Alright, so here we'll do the beetroot
はぁあいつらめっちゃ鬱陶しいな さて次の日だ 寝るとするか
There we'll do the pumpkin melon
よし 子羊もいい感じの農場もあるし 何もかも完璧って感じだ
Oh
センキューベリーマッチ
My god is my stuff still there. Okay, they are oh
というわけでさらなる冒険に出るぞ アドベンチャータイムだ
God damn it
お友達を連れてな
It came out of nowhere, dude. Oh, thank god. What are you doing to the Sheep you
一緒にプレイしてくれる友達なんていないけど……
All right. It's time to sleep. Don't be greedy Felix. Oh, what a day dude. I'm making such sick progress, except that one time
こいつは悲しいな
I died. All right, dude. Look how much they've grown dude. All right time to spice up the house
な、あの辺で音がするだろ 俺はどっから音が来てるのか探索したい
Just a little bit just a little bit. Make it a little nicer fine. All right, you guys want a cozy ass house?
俺はゾンビ農場を家の近くに持ちたくないからな
I'll deliver I'll deliver the coach Diaz house you've ever coast inside to rebuild. We must first destroy
わお大きめのチェストになった しかも容量まで広くなってる
It pains me to do this. Does it put so much effort into it? All right. Don't escape now god damn it
よし ゲーマー共
All right, I'll deal with them later this is not your house mr. Sheep
そうだ 探検のお時間だ この辺に絶対何かあるからな
Okay, first we must lay foundation of the house
何かヤバイことが起きてそうだけど 俺は怖れたりはしないからな
Make sure it's good. What the hell is happening over there?
うわやべえ やばいやばい めっちゃ敵いるよ
What the hell is that
アアアアアア
Excuse me
ワアア
I'm building a new house over here
アア
What are they doing? All right, we're building a goddamn house
あう
One two three. Okay, that's nice. Dude. This house is gonna be so goddamn tight all you Minecraft haters
Are gonna be so sorry. This is the video series that will convert more people to Minecraft than ever in history
†
Notch will come back from his grave
うわ見ろよこの洞窟 めっちゃ広大
Just to thank me. Thank
ワーオ
You
ワーーーーオ
exam
ダイヤのつるはし持ってるし いつまでも採掘できるな
For saving minecraft not just for saving minecraft but for saving humanity
えっまだ下にも続いてんの??
You don't even know what plans I have for this helps i'm cry abla I need to make stairs
なんだって?!? (お前Tuber simulatorプレイしたことないの???)
Lots and lots of stairs. It's taking a lot more time than I thought to decorate the house
よしお前ら これは壮大なminecraftアドベンチャーだ
And I think I'm going crazy
アッ 驚かせやがって コウモリめ
Just a little bit just a little bit
ごめんよ 褒美に死をやろう
Okay, it's getting there it's gonna be a bit guys what the hell is this voice
あぁ ちっぽけな者よ
our cactus growing
小さき者よ
Melon, this you're in through my house
小さすぎるな
Yeah. Oh
そうだ お前は死んだんだ
My god, you got it. Stop. We got a house spider everyone. Thank you. Well, there's my sheep. That is stable. Good work. Oh
今からダイヤを掘りにいくぞ 全身ダイヤのフル装備が欲しいからな
Yeah, that's cute
???? (翻訳不能)
Ah not in my house god damnit it was waiting for me. Oh
チクショウ いらない資源ばっか見つかるけど 掘らないといけない気がするんだよな
My god, dude, I've been building this fucking house
コイツハコマッタナア
I can't
さてと 探索するか
Stall right. I'm going to sleep. Goodnight. I haven't had time to put the ceiling but we'll do that in the next episode
ああマジで多すぎるな
smash like subscribe gaming week
わあ やめてくれよ
What you never played super simulator
アアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア
You know, it's fun, right?
マジかよ
I'm not supposed to give my opinion but give it a try and then you can tell me if it's good or not
心臓止まるかと思ったわ
Not convinced yet. Okay. I'll cut you a deal
ウゥー
The game is available for free and that's a great price
よし、生きてるぞ まったくもう