Minecraft Part 2!

”Minecraft Part 2？！”

AW HECK YEAAAHH!

”ﾔｯﾀｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱ”

You guys have been making fun of me in the comments >:(

”Bro land”は続くぜ……

Don't think I don't read those saying I don't know how to play game. I don't know how to make minecraft

お前ら俺の事コメント欄でバカにしてるけどさ

Yeah, I'm a veteran. Okay, I was born playing Minecraft. I played Minecraft before you were born

「どうせ実況するゲームがないんだろ」なんてコメント 俺が読んでるなんて思うなよ

Okay :)

Minecraftの作り方 (?) は知らないけどさ

Let's grab these :)

な？　俺はベテランだ　いいな 俺はminecraftをプレイするために生まれてきたんだ

Alright, I know there's a new bunch of new features. Why is everyone spinning this is not brit stop

こちとらお前らが生まれるより前から minecraftをプレイしてんだよ

God, you're pissing me off. >:( I can use this claw thing to cut animals, which is what I want to do. Come here kitty :P

ｵｰｹｲ??

Let me cut you kitty. >:)

まずこいつらを採るか

I swear to god kitty. Let me cut you

よしと

Kitty! I didn't hurt the cat. I'm just trying to cut him, ha!

なんか新しいのが追加されたのは知ってるんだけどさ

Jesus okay. Maybe I shouldn't run around with a dynamite. So where's my house again? I forgot. that's a turtle!

なんでどいつもこいつも回ってんだよ

Oh my go- hey!

これはよろしくな…………ｽﾄｯﾌﾟ

Can I ride please? Let me ride that, don't go! ;-;

はあお前めっちゃイラつくわ

I love you!

この爪っぽいので動物を刈れるっぽいから やってみたいんだけどさ

nobody:

来な　子猫ちゃん

Minecraft: Turtles.

カットさせてくれよ　ﾈｺﾁｬﾝ

Am I right? Alright, I need to get back to my base. Maybe I should steal some decoration. Where's my house?

俺は大真面目だぞ 頼むから切らせてくれよ

I forgot where my house. So the goal of this episode is to start a farm and enter

ﾈｺﾁｬﾝ？？　ちょっ……

Minecraft and maybe

俺はネコを傷つけてないぞ ただカットしようとしてるだけだからな

redecorate the house just a little bit

あっぶねえ

(Pewd's lovely, and amazing laugh laugh)

もしかしたらTNT持って 走り回らないほうがいいかもな

A lot of you were saying like my house. I don't kn- WHAT!

それで俺の家どこだっけ 忘れちまった

33 f-----n iron dude, I'm rich as balls. Dude my bed is epic as well, like this house is nice

こいつウミガメじゃん！！！！！

I don't- I don't get like why you guys hate it.

マジか

(Pewds laughing and incoherently muttering "I don't understand the problem with my "inhale" house" )

乗っていい？　頼むから乗らせｔ……

Alright, so I know a couple things, right?

行かないでよおおお

I know a couple things I can use this bucket and I can use this sugar cane and wheat

ｱｲﾗｳﾞﾕｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ

Is it the sugar I use? I don't really know.

Minecraftときたら”カメ追加しようぜ”ってか ウケるな

Maybe we can plant the eggs. No, wait. What? All right, my dudes. So we want to make one of these a hoe

よし、拠点に戻らないと

All right. Let's make a hoe

いくつか装飾ブロックを盗んでいったほうが 良いかもな

People have space for all their shii-z right, so we're gonna make a nice little farm I think

俺の家マジでどこだっけ すっかり忘れてるんだけど

so to make a farm you need the hoe.. (Pewds amazing laugh again)

で、このエピソードの目標は 農場を始めて……

And you hit the top that does not work. What the hell, listen, I spent six hours watching minecraft tutorials. Why is it not working?

そんで、入るんだよ……

Maybe I need to plant the hoe? (yes totally)

Minecraftに (???)

What do I do with the hoe? Now I can plant the seed

で、もしかすると家をちょっとだけ 改装するかもしれない…………ｗ

No, AH

お前ら俺の家キライみたいだからな

Okay, oh I right-click (Pewds just randomly starts saying, "wooh, woooooh"

なんでか分からんけｄ……WHAT？？

Yeah, Aw

見ろよ　33個の鉄インゴットだぞ

You guys thought I wasn't good at Minecraft. Okay. All right, we gotta hurry up. We gotta hurry up put the, put the seeds

俺めっちゃ金ｔ……金持ちじゃん

Put the seeds bii-. O h

おまけに俺のベッドとか最高じゃん

God, did you hear that?

つかこの家普通に良くない？

PLANT!

俺にとっては何がそんなに 嫌いなのか分からないんだけど……ｗ

Plant god, damn it. Is that all the seeds I have? How do I get seeds? Okay. It's night time

マジでどこが問題なのか 分かんないんだよね…………ｗｗ

Let's have a sleepy time. I sleep with my wheat

さて

All right, a new day a new life to live. Now. Let's look at my plant. Look how much they grow dude. Holy cow!

で、とりあえず知ってることは

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

このバケツとサトウキビと 小麦を使って……

All right, this is going really really good

俺が持ってるの砂糖か？ よくわかんないけど

Why is he not growing? Oh, I know. I-- life hack life hack

あー

Okay

もしかしたらこのタマゴを 植えられる (?) かもな

so you can take bet you kids didn't know this you can take bone and make it into bone meat and

いや、んな訳あるか え？

Then you grab the bone meat and then you put the bone meat over the over there

よしお前ｒ……君たち これから俺が作るのはコイツだ

This is like a pro tip. A lot of people don't know how to do this

”クワ”だ

You do that it grows quicker

・laughter 【名】笑うこと、笑い 2. 笑い声、笑っている声 3.〔笑いによる〕楽しみ、うれしさ 【発音】/lǽftər/

It's whatever. So now we have more seed

よし　クワを作るとするか

Which we can plant hoes (totally)

laughter noun [ U ] UK ​ /ˈlɑːf.tər/ US ​ /ˈlæf.tɚ/ ​ the act or sound of laughing: She roared with laughter (= laughed very loudly). As we approached the hall we could hear the sound of laughter.

Okay, this is pretty epic. Dude. We're make whoa

皆どうやってスペース確保してんだ

How does bones work dude

さてと　これから俺が作るのは いい感じの農場な訳だが

Da Da Da Da Da Daa Dah Daa Dah Da

で、農場を作るには”クワ”が必要で……

Okay. All right. We have a pretty epic thing. So now what you can do, I figured this out all by myself

skrattar [²skrạt:ar] verb 〈att skratta, skrattade, har skrattat, –, skratta! ger ifrån sig skratt Motsats: gråter Sammansättningar: små|skrattar Exempel: de skrattade åt hennes konstiga dialekt Konstruktioner: ngn skrattar (åt ngn/ngt/SATS) Uttryck: skrattar ihjäl sig, skrattar våldsamt

Why do I hear zombies in my house? "Inhales"

それで一番上を叩くと…… いや違うみたいだ　どういうこった

Okay...

俺はminecraftのチュートリアルを見るのに6時間を 費やしたんだぞ　なんで上手くいかないんだ

OH MY GOD!

もしかしてクワを植え (??) なきゃいけないのか？

I figured out all by myself how to make a fence gate, god damn, I'm smart, dude, how do I make the planks?

クワで何やってんだ俺

Ok, so now we build-- we build a gate right?

ようやくこれで種を植えられるぞ

Outside our house see, I know how to play Minecraft ya kids, ya absolute children

ダメか？？

Okay

ｵｰｹｲ?

Okay. Oh

あぁ右クリックか！

Okay, it's not perfect

ｦｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵ

But it works god damn it, now

ｦｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵ

What we can do is we can start taking people hostages. Ah

ｲｴｱｱｱｱ

What is that sound?

ｵｵｵｵ

Hello!

お前ら俺がminecraft苦手だとでも思ったか？ んん？

Why minecraft spook me? All right horse!

よし　急ぐか 急がないと

(Pewds kisses the air)

この種をまいて

Hey horse

種をまくぞ　クソッタレ

(Pewds kisses the air again)

うわああ　聞いたか今の……？

You want some of this? you want some of this wheat? Come here

植えろ！

(Pewds kisses the air, yet again)

植えろよチクショウめが

Come here. What the hell listen, I got wheat ma-yan. Take it what the freak?

俺が持ってる種ってこれで全部か？

What are horses like in Minecraft, useless. you're useless, can he stop spinning, come here

どうやったらタネを手に入れられるんだ？

Okay, now will you come I fed him wheat

よし　もう夜だ

My come here. I swear to God I will murder you

おねむの時間だ

Come here

俺、小麦とハサミ両手に持ちながら寝て……ｗｗｗ

Alright

さて、新しい日と新しい人生だ

Alright it's gotta be like that sometimes it got to be like that too bad. I alright chicken then this chicken like this

植物がどれだけ育ったかな…… こんなに育ってるよもう　すげえな

Hey chicken

ｲｴｲｴｲｴｲｴｲｴ

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you like this. Oh, yeah, you like this? Oh, yeah, come here chicken

サトウキビを植えて……

Come on, chicken, eat it eat it. He doesn't eat it. Alright you live today. There's no animals. I murdered them all

ｵｰﾗｲ

Yes

これからかなり良くなるだろうな

Yeah, yeah you like thishh yeah-yeah, come on, come-on yeah X7 come on, come on

*ﾀﾏｼｲﾉｺﾓｯﾃﾅｲﾊﾂｹﾞﾝ

Follow me my fellow nine-year-olds. That's right. Follow me (Pewds lovely laugh again) This is so awesome! ye-- it's working!

なんでこいつ育たないんだ

You're gonna live safe with Papa boots

あぁそうだ　ライフハック

In Papa Boot's house

よし　この骨を取って…… キッズどもは知らないだろうな

Come on, keep following. Oh, yeah. Aye! great, son of a snake. Come here

骨を取って、骨粉(肉?)にして……

Okay, we're almost there

んで骨粉をつかんだらそれを向こうの……

We're almost there buddies my friends. You're better friends than anyone I met in this game. Alright

多くの人は知らないみたいだからこれはちょっとした豆知識なんだけどさ

Just uh, god dammit. God dammit. You came this way. Alright coming. Alright, and then you go. Come on

骨粉を与えるとすぐ育つんだよね

Come in Nick

だから何だって感じだけど

One at a time. You dummies come in. Please come in

で、今俺はもっと種を持ってるから……

Come on

クワ(?)

It's getting dark. Okay? Okay, that's true. That's true. Come on

よし、これは割と……イケてないか？

Come on squeeze in squeeze in next one for the love of God get in

うおお

please

骨がどうやって作用してるんだ

It's getting dark, oh now you don't want to go come here

ダダダダダダダダダダダダ

Go in I'm gonna murder one of you come in. Thank you. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes close the gate. Oh

uh……よし

NOO! Oh, oh

いま割といい感じのができてるから

Thought I murdered him what happened to you. Why are you naked? Oh

で、今からできることといえば……

My god I can cut you

俺自分一人で全部理解したわ

How

なんで家の中でゾンビの声が聞こえるんだ？？

How you make baby? This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh god the baby escape

ﾌｳｳｳｳｳｳｳ

Baby, can you?

ｵｰｹｰｲ......?

now stop leaving

ｵｰﾏｲｶﾞｰ

Baby come back baby, baby. There's zombies baby. I'm serious, baby sheep

俺自分だけでわかっちまったよ どうやってフェンスゲートを作るかをな

Alright well bye then see if I care I don't want to kill a child

はあ俺って頭いいわ

Alright fine, baby. You can sleep with me tonight. I'm literally see

木材ってどうやって作んの？

vegans

よし、これからゲートを作るぞ

See what I did Peter. I saved the life today. I

家の外にな

Saved a goddamn life. What do you do? God, they're annoying. Alright new day. Let's sleep.. Alright we got our lamp

ほら見ろ　俺はminecraftの遊び方を 知ってるぞキッズめ

We got our epic farm everything looks great. Thank you very much. Let's go out on more adventures. Okay

このお子様め

It's adventure time. Come on grab your friends

オーケー？

Don't have any to play Minecraft with this is so sad

オーケー？？

See there's sounds over there and I want to explore where that's coming from because I don't want no zombie farm in my house

おっと

Whoa, it's a wide chest. It's even bigger

さて、完璧ではないけど……

All right gamers

けど機能はするぞ　チクショウ さてと

Yeah, it's time. It's definitely something here

で、今から俺達ができることは人間共を 人質にとり始めることだ

Something real spook is happening here, and I'm not afraid to explore it. Oh

あああ

My god, oh my god. Oh my god. There's so many

何の音だよコレ

Double kill triple kill epic gamer. Whoa, look at this cave. It's so massive. I

ﾊﾛｰ??

Got a diamond pickaxe so I can just mine for it ever bro what it keeps going down

なんでminecraftが俺を怖がらせるんだよ

What?

よし、馬にするか

Okay, guys, this is epic minecraft adventure. Oh, you scared me Betty

ﾍｲﾎｰｽ

Sorry, you have to die as a prize Oh

こいつが欲しいか？ この小麦のことだぞ

too tiny to

来いよ

tiny

来いよほら

tiny

(いらね　じゃあな)　なんでだよ 聞けよ　俺は小麦を持ってるんだぞ

That's right you then we're going for more diamonds I want to fold diamond armor

受け取ってくれよ

Very mean my diamond minecraft up pickaxe

なんなｎ……なんなんだよ minecraftの馬って何が好きなんだよ？？？

Dammit now, I keep finding material, but I don't need but I feel like I have to farm it. This is

役立たずめ　使えない馬だな　おま……

All right, let's explore

あの村人まだ回ってんのかよ

There's too much. Oh Jesus

こっち来いよ

Jesus Christ

さてと　これでついて来るのか？ こいつに小麦をあげたんだけど

Let's scare my balls. Ooh

ちょ……来てくれよ 来ないとひどいぞ　俺は本気だからな

All right. We're laughs god damn it

来なさい

Who said mine cried isn't terrifying Here I am minding my own business

そっか…………

Dude look how my diamond pick is barely move dude diamond pickaxe for

そうだよな　そういう時もあるよな そういう時も

Life brah for life. We got to get more. We got to get more be careful. Don't think I need this much higher

仕方ない　ニワトリにするか ニワトリって小麦好きだっけ？

But I just accidentally dig up in my own house

ﾍｲﾁｷﾝ

God dammit. Alright, I got a I got a shiryu. We need more of my diamonds. God dammit. That's all I want Oh

そうだろ　これが欲しいだろ こいつが好きなんだろ

What is down there hello

そうそう　こっち来て

What is this nun Nico day

ほらチキン　食えよ 食えってば

Whoa

こいつ食わねえじゃん！！！

Whoa, whoa

よし　今日のところは生かしといてやる

Not like this not like this

動物いねえんだけど 俺が全部殺したからか

Don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot. Oh he fell for the old don't shoot string. Oh god, they're everywhere

ｲｴｰｽ……!

What is this place

よし　ついてこい

My god, it's so mysterious. I found the new hidden cave thing

そうだよな お前らはこれ好きだろうな

That's awesome. Okay. I remember now you can make a shield in Minecraft how to make shield in Minecraft

ほら来いよ

I'll have iron on me god damn it. I don't have iron on me. I can make some

ｲｴｲｴｲｴｲｴｲｴｲｴｲｴ　こっち来な

My god, I'm scared this music doesn't fit at all

ついてきたまえ　我が同志よ

Does that mean there's been people here before me

そうだ　ついてきたまえ ﾊｯﾊｯﾊｰ

There's I'm not the first one. Okay, we have iron I

すげえよ　上手くいったみたいだ

Can make a shield now. I know how to make shield. I know in my head

お前らは俺の屋根の下で安全に暮らせるんだぞ

You just make a Y and then you put the PP in the middle shield mother free-cos

パパの家の中でな

All right, and then you put the shield. All right, we're ready for some epic minecraft adventures now

ほら、しっかりついてきな

All right, let's find some goddamn gold because what?

ｴｰｲ

Huh, well, this sounds coming from whoa, this is epic. Ah

灰色の……チクショウめが こっち来なさい

Let's shoot don't shoot I am oh

よし　そろそろ着くぞ

They're shooting each other

もうすぐ着くぞお前ら　わが友よ

Dude we haven't found diamond yet. Come on

お前らこのゲームで作った友達の中で一番だわ

This place is insane, dude. Oh, it's the baby zombie freak off. I

ｵｰﾗｲ

Don't want to kill a child. I

あとちょっと……ああチクショウ しょうがない　こっちの道通ってきて

Will kill a child I will kill a child

よし　お入りなさい

I don't have time for children don't waste my time. This place is insane. Dude. There's another chest there who built this place and why?

ｶﾓｰﾝ…………ｗ

Ah

入ってこいよ！！！

That's what I thought Wow

一度に一匹ずつだ　おバカさん共め

Haha so much lava, there's so much epicness love it stop

入ってきてよ 頼むから入ってきて

Alright, let's build a bridge

ほらほら

Right my diamonds and I don't know what any of this is

暗くなってきたぞ ああよしよし　これで二匹だ

But I got some goddamn melon seeds Oh you shift click and it just oh my god. That is so much easier Oh,

ほら　次のやつを押し込め

God thank you

マジで頼むから入ってくれよ

Everywhere

ﾌﾟﾘｰｽﾞ……

Ha ha what do you know my song? Oh god. No. Oh

暗くなってきたって言ってるだろ！！

This bed oh this bed, oh, this is bad I'm dying I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying to eat. Oh

ああ　今になって入りたくありませんってか？ 来いよ

My god, did you see that? Whoa, what is this ha

？？？？？？

Oh

入゛れ゛よ゛！！！

This is bad, oh this is it froze. Oh god, I'm making a hole

これからお前らの中で一匹始末するか

No one hurts the whole man

おいで！！

Okay, I'm in my hole I don't want to lose my diamond stuff dude look how much stuff I have I can't die they're Poisson

どうも

Huh? No

イエス！！

That's too many

よしよしよし　ゲートを閉じるぞ

Full strength full strenght whole stretch

NOOOOOOOOOOOO！！

Full strap pull straight pull straight. Oh

間違って殺しちまったかと思ったよ

Jesus okay, ah liberals

なにが起きたの なんで素っ裸になっちゃったの

I'm not leaving until we get the diamonds. That's why I came here. Whoa. Look at the heavens epic

ｵｰﾏｲｶﾞｰ これで毛を刈れるのか

Jesus oh god

ハートマークが出てる

Yeah, found you

こいつはすげえｙ…… こいつら今子供産んだ？？！？

They dropped from the ceiling, babe

どうやってだよ……

Okay, that was an epic adventure but I dare no more we have too much precious item we have to return see

どうやって子供作ったの？？？ こいつはやべえよ

Remember

ああ　子供が脱走しちまった あー

Okay, we weren't too bad I

入ってくれるか

Just got to figure out where the hell I am. Oh my god

あああ出て行っちゃだめ

Here we are

ほら戻っておいで　お外にはゾンビもいるよ

Dude, look at my crops, dude. How are my sheeps doing? Okay, very nice

俺は真剣だぞ　子羊め

All right. Now we can make melon, right? Can we?

よし　じゃあ勝手にするんだな

Did we're gonna make melon. All right beetroot. Can I plant? Oh my god, dude this

子供はころしたくないな

All right. Some would say that my house is not the best looking house. I get it

よしわかった お前は今夜俺といっしょに寝ていいぞ

Maybe I should redecorate it a little bit just a little bit. I don't care if it's dark. I'm gonna farm

俺、文字通り…………見たか？

minecraft all day

ヴィーガンども？？？

all day

俺がしたことを見ろよPETA (動物保護団体)？ 今日俺は命を救ったんだぞ

Son all you want some Oh God

俺は尊き命を救ったんだ お前らはどうだ

Alright, so here we'll do the beetroot

はぁあいつらめっちゃ鬱陶しいな さて次の日だ　寝るとするか

There we'll do the pumpkin melon