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There is breaking news now on Fox News Channel
Conan O'Brien has just announced
He is leaving NBC
we had a lot of fun being here these last seven months but like everything in life
The fun has to come to an end a decade too early
so now everybody says what will Conan do
Conan might be going to a competitor of NBC's
he's a marketable guy who does appeal to younger viewers and may go to Fox or some other outlet
he can go to Fox or come here and take my job
Who would have imagined that the Mexican talk-show host would have the most job security
I'm not going nowhere
I'm right here every night, I'm not going nowhere
same channel, same time
Could you offer me position like Secretary of State Ambassador to Mexico, you know something where I could wear a badge
You know George you need to change late-night. That's the kind of change
I can believe in my fellow Americans. I stand before you an instrument of change
There are many Americans who become disenfranchised with the landscape of late-night TV
Correction perfect exist that we're taping the show in the middle of a street
When I started they're like
How are you gonna make it different but everybody has their own way to see what makes it different is the host
I mean the format is basically the format and the host kind of dictates what the show is and you'll be different because you're different
I
Think you got I think you've got some Latino in you bring our buildings you put Trump in gold letters. That's true
We love that you got five kids from three different baby mamas
Check it out. It's creepy. No white girl Jorge. There's no smoke machine up here. I
Know enough about you to know that you don't do talk show already though
He does not do not my kind of thing, but for you
What this moment is
Glory my guest Sandra Bullock
People said how did you get the president to do a promo? You know, I helped him get a birth certificate and that
Had a Kenyan one. I swapped it out
Check this dude out. Have you ever made gay porn?
Do you watch the Conan O'Brien?
Coenen fan not a Conan fan
Welcome to lopez tonight 2010
And it's already a good year for me i'm still on the same network
In the same time spot
Six weeks. I've been on with a three week break
That's Latino. That's full-time
and
that dude the other one the one with the gray hair cause I'm not the
Leno
I'll quickly they forget
Jay Leno
Hey, he's doing better than I thought
He's moving back to 11:30 and then the other dude
Conan
O'Brien
Maybe moving to Fox. Is that right? No, wait, he's moving in with Jamie Foxx
But you know, I don't care that nobody watching
Conan is like that girl in The Bachelor who gets the Rose, but then gets the boot in the post show
It opens Everest and
We've got big breaking news in the world of entertainment David according to the New York Times calm Conan
O'Brien is now saying he won't do the Tonight Show following Jay Leno
Conan O'Brien sent a letter to NBC. Why did he send a letter?
Only white people can send a letter.
To say that he's unhappy. A Mexican would just walk in: "Hey, tell them I'm not moving, eh?"
He no longer wants to host The Tonight Show if the show is to air in any other timeslot
angry at Conan for not accepting his offer NBC president Jeff Zucker
Said that he'll keep Conan off the air for three years
But that he'll also punish America by keeping Jay Leno on for seven more
Conan O'Brien on The Tonight Show as he's taped his final show
Seven months after it began after the taping was over Conan came out in front of the audience with a very personal message
I could happiest man in the world. Thank you so much for everything that you've given us and
We'll see
You have got to get a job we have 14 kids
Do something for this family Conan?
The last Wednesday Steve, Koonin
Who is the head of TBS?
flew from Atlanta to Burbank sat in my office and said I have something that sounds really crazy and I want to propose this to
You and let you know if I don't have your blessing this deal does not go forward
He said what would you think about Conan O'Brien coming to TBS? And
Taking the 11 o'clock spot and you go into midnight. I said, I think it's fantastic
He says will you call Conan and tell him how you feel about TBS? How you feel?
We do business and I said absolutely TBS and Warner Brothers and Telepictures has been nothing but great to Lopes tonight
They've been nothing but great to me and Conan is a wonderful asset to the TBS family
and also
I believe that this combination almost the same sex Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball if you will
will take late night into the nude into a new generation and
Change the landscape Larry. I'm a Latino. I know something about landscape. It's gonna be fantastic. Come November
George what did Conan say to you when you called him and said it was all right with you What did he say to you?
You know, everybody's been asking me this question I haven't really answered his questions from the time that Conan I last spoke on Sunday
I'm gonna tell you and I think
Respectfully Conan will not have an issue with this
What he was concerned with was that he wasn't gonna do to me what was done to him at NBC
That was his biggest concern that he did not want to get as they say on Twitter
Leonard I am NOT getting Leonard I welcome Conan. I think that moving to midnight
Hey, I've got to work in Howard later. Come on
It's a dream come true and the pays the same
Conan O'Brien only wanted to know that he could do the type of show that he wanted to do and his biggest concern
Was that he was not going do to me what was done to him?
That is not the case. And if you hear about that, you didn't hear from me
That is not the case Conan O'Brien announcing yesterday. This is a great story that
He's signing with her. Yes already signed with TBS Turner Broadcasting System
To do a late night show at 11:30. I guess I think it's 11 o'clock 11 o'clock to do a late night show
He's now gone from the host of The Tonight Show
2 TBS turn abroad just to basic cable system
Conan I think you'll find our terms
very attractive
The network announced Monday the comedian will host a late-night talk show in November
The cable channel says it will be an hour long and air Monday through Thursday at 11 p.m
Lopez Tonight the show currently in that slot on TBS will shift to midnight
The news comes as O'Brien begins a comedy tour in Eugene, Oregon
He was quoted in the TBS news release saying in 3 months
I've gone from Network television to Twitter to performing live in theaters. And now I'm headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly
Like I said, I 100% totally agree and think he is a great asset to the TBS late-night family
Live via satellite here. He is my new partner in late-night Conan O'Brien
Hello everybody
Conan I'm happy that you're here, but I heard NBC was very strict about letting you appear on TV
I'm not on TV George. You're my basic cable
Recording come to the TBS. Yes. Yes to Conan's come. Yes
Will you go I'm going I'm staying I'm going to midnight
He's coming at 11 o'clock, and I'm going to midnight get the hell out of here. So
You're gonna move for the white man
Hey, he appreciate this I think the white man does appreciate him. Okay, you don't gotta clean up
How you doing, you know, I'm doing I'm doing please save your words
I'm doing great. I'm doing great. Thanks so much for having this is beautiful here. I'm just thrilled
I'm just I'm thrilled to be here. Welcome to TBS and really welcome to basic cable. It's thrilling. Basically I
Never heard basic cable get shrieks of excitement
Remember
This is really the kiss of death for a guy like Conan because TBS, you know, it's tough
When you're on NBC you're you know
You're you're a factor as I told him for many years stay on NBC at 12:30
Stay there be the guy who they're always gonna say boy. If only Conan had the tonight show would be huge
That's what they used to say
He'd get the young audience, you know become the myth. So to speak he had a great gig at NBC
But he hungered for this Tonight Show
hungered and
He got it. He went from being the next big thing to you'll follow Jay Leno
You'll take over the Tonight Show. You'll get the second-rate guests
You'll be the you know
it'll feel like four o'clock in the morning because Jay will already have done a ten o'clock and you will be screwed and
then after we fire you
Jay is gonna come back a hero. I mean you couldn't orchestrate the end of a career better than that
all by your good friends at NBC and
Beijing
WNBC and now Ted insult injury didn't go to Fox
For you, I was shocked. I wasn't Fox
Listen, they're afraid they're not gonna put up all that money and get a to share
They're not they make a fortune. How what is it rating at?
that-air
Robin they aired The Simpsons
They've got reruns that make a fortune
pods were still negotiating with
with Conan and
TBS just kind of swept in there and one of the problems Fox was having it's not a secret was a
Lot of the affiliates didn't want to do it because the affiliates were making more money off of these sitcoms that they bought like Everybody
Loves Raymond and
Seinfeld and all these shows
where they were making a lot of money and then if the network came in and said look you after a network show they weren't
Gonna make nearly as much money. So it was a problem for the network's it was
very expensive to do
While Fox was kind of mulling it over TBS just kind of swept in and then just made the deal
George Lopez made the right move
Because listen, he wasn't getting any attention over there, right good guy good town, but these on TBS let's cone and go on
Maybe he'll bring in an audience and then I'll get the UH and I'm gonna have the prayer and I won't have the pressure
smart man
Gets it. He probably just extended his show for another two or three years at least
What can I?
played again
Well, listen conan needs a job
Job job
He's a young man who wants to continue work. He got a 40 million dollars
So I'm some crazy number like that pay it was making money before so it wasn't like he needed even 40 million
I know he's got a four day a week schedule which by the way for kid to put yourself on the map on TBS
he ought to be working a five day a week schedule doesn't sound like
No, it does not. It sounds like a guy who just got 40 million dollars and he can coast
He should be on Monday through Friday and I doubt they're paying him a lot of money over a TBS. I really do it
He wasn't in any position to negotiate
So well, they gotta pay him something. Oh sure. I can't have their guy, you know
Taking the subway to work. All right, but listen, I'm happy for him
You got a job, but you really you know, the guy feels damaged
Going it premieres, November 8th at 11 only on TBS very funny
Welcome to my 2nd annual first show Oh
In the ratings barbarian they're our good buddy Conan O'Brien show premiered Monday night boy
Did he woof everyone take that Jay Leno while the ratings jumped in today?
I can tell you Conan's new show called Conan drew more than 4 million viewers on its opening night on our sister network
TBS that beat the daily show The Colbert Report David Letterman's the Late Show
And yes, the show that Conan was done from The Tonight Show
Well, people worked very hard to make this space for us
We set up a special time-lapse camera in here to record the amazing transformation from what the studio used to look like
Into what it looks like now
There's just one drawback to being on basic cable, and that's that there are hundreds of channels
Ok, and thanks to the whims of local cable providers finding TBS on your dial can vary wildly from town
To town. I didn't know that yeah isn't within one town. It's on differences
Yeah, and I had I had no idea when I made this deal. I
really should have put some thought into this but
Thankfully a good friend of mine has come up with a simple little song that's gonna help us all remember where to find TBS
Anywhere in the country if we can all memorize this song, we'll be set please welcome my good friend raisin
Oh
This is a fun rhythm
Mentone is either 17 or 62 depending how close to Florida you live
Anis 10 is 39 and for Birmingham
Here's advice. I give different providers have different rules over either on four five or 16 or 42 49. Yeah
anything in between
Hey, I get it. This is fun and it's so easy
Well then sing along you guys, okay?
Ready, here we go
Thor's be
3085 Bruton
1857 enterprise Pennington to Columbia 109 piney 107. Those are woods with pine
board
No excuses, Alabama
Well, first of all, I want to thank you for how gracious you've been and how great you've been for
You know welcoming us over here to TBS and how that means so much to me in Conan and just this is a wonderful man
I always wanted him to come over. So you read things in the press all I wasn't happy. None of that was true, right?
I would tell people that's true. I'm happy that he's coming in that you're coming because together
We are going to take late night into the future Andy Richter after beyond, baby
Were from what I understand you were so eager to have us come over that you actually sabotage just the tonight tradition
You were in Jays ear the whole time
Whatever, you know, you were you were trying things that were different that we're funny that were innovative things in the studio things outside of
The studio. Yeah, so you that's why the fit at TBS and you guys at 11:00 and me at 12?
It's two hours of late-night talk that you will not see anywhere on any channel on TV
Now maybe there'll be talk shows that actually make people stay awake as opposed to have help them go to sleep god I hope so
Jim tell us what your title is. I am a manager of original productions for standards and practices
They have standards and practices at Network my understanding when I moved to cable was that there's no standards and practices. Was that a mistake?
Yes, I took a big pay cut
to come to cable
with the understanding that I could pretty much do whatever I wanted and
you're saying that that was
incorrect incorrect
Okay, I can say brass right? Correct. How about bazongas? Yes, the scoliosis twins
That makes no sense. Why would you okay that scoliosis is curvature of the spine
I guess if you've got really big ones in that scoliosis
Sexual positions, I'm gonna fire some slang at you for sexual positions. You tell me if they're okay the old Tokyo sandblaster
Have you ever had you ever done the old Tokyo sandblaster
Together Conan and I think that we can go into the future late night keeping it young keeping it real
Are you doing Conan gonna be doing anything together? Oh, you know we did some promos but the shows are gonna overlap
It'll be a little thing where I run over there and he runs over with me. So, okay
Before we get started. Could you really quick punch my talkshow card? Because if I get them all then I get a free frozen yogurt
See that all bro
You know what? I can't man because you didn't get Conan to punch it. Oh, man. I forgot to get him it
I got it. Anyway, I got in trouble. I did Sam Jackson's card and they came down on me, bro. All right
I mean
My next guest is an artist who builds miniature versions of the country's largest roadside attractions and homes
What's my card, I'm so sorry. I forgot to get a punch from you. Oh, that's cool
Take it easy
All right, brother, yeah
All I need now is Larry King and I am it's the first time that I've been on your set and it's very nice Conan
It's been it's been three weeks. Yes, how are you enjoying? Basic-cable Conan? I like it. I love basic cable. That's great
I'm not sure if you're aware of this A+E's
Intervention Conan. I want them to know that they're going down if he and I have to become heroin addicts your ass is going down
We will do what it takes. We will do what it takes. TLC has a show 19 kids living in a house
I'm Latino, but this is by choice
The ShamWow guy
Is apparently Latino. hi, it's Vince with ShamWow. You'll be saying WOW every time you use this towel. It's like a chamois
It's like a towel. It's like a sponge. This is for the house the car the boat they RV
All I can say is Sham Wow
Anybody who thinks you could clean your whole house with one rag has to be?
Has to be a Mexican
Who does that?
Conan O'Brien would make a good Sham Wow guy
Sham Wow the dude is all hyper
he's got the hair
Hi everybody
You were just kind enough to be on my show I'm not used to not having a desk
I'm usually how no one wants to see this
I am I am
98% leg. That's why I have a desk those fuckers as no one wants to see all those are some tremendous gams. Thank you
this is the sad thing and maybe you can relate to this but a lot of comedians we
We just want to make people laugh and we're so needy for laughs that will do almost anything
I think on the spectrum of comedians
I'm on the really sick end
Where if someone tells me we've got this idea and we're gonna shoot you with a gun in the shoulder with a real bullet
But it's really gonna be funny. I think there's part of me that would say like, how do you think it really?
Really like that
Yeah, they're very low all y'all just try and shoot me like little took this part over here
What if you hit me in the heart Linda let's get you
That's it. I'll tell you what. Have you ever are gonna get shot by an audience. This would be the audience that would shoot you
People who come together but they applaud violence that's very nice what I hate for wash you up. Oh
Man, this is a great idea. I love being on your show. Thank you for how you were you were hilarious and thank you
So much for having me here
Go find everybody
Mr
Of the way we were
Hey, so in case you didn't hear the news TBS has decided not to renew Lopez tonight, but that's alright
You guys see the news unemployment is at an all-time high for Latinos it just got a little higher
TBS is cancellation
Wednesday of late night series Lopez tonight has also put the spotlight on the ratings
Performance of its lien and Conan both series have been declining at roughly the same rate
with Lopez registering the same 30 percent declines across demos that Conan has faced when you had the talk show on TBS, right and
You were doing great
You were averaging about a million. Oh, yeah, let's keep this clear
You were on TBS that's not easy to have talk show on TBS and get any kind of rating
Okay, your ratings were really good on TBS with like the first year we struggled to get picked up
struggled to get picked up and then
the second year
Your the ask Conan they came to ask me that the guy Steve Koonin over there TBS flies in and he sits in the office
And he's like, you know, we have a chance to get Conan. You know, what do you thinking about?
What do I think you know, I'm gonna run this company. My understanding was that the George Lopez talk show
Yes was doing 140 it was doing well really well and getting a good sized audience. I mean suppose the best
An average age of 33, which is remarkable 33 years old
And then TBS decides, this is the part. I can't
Understand TBS decides they have to have Conan O'Brien. Yes, they have to have them they must have or they lose them to Fox
And so that comes out on your ass because what time are you on at 11:00 at 11:00?
So they decide they want to put Conan at 11:00. Yes, and in a sense, that's it for me
Well, what's kind of funny is that that's what was being done to Conan with Jay Leno. That's right
Did you say to call him? What wait a second you taking my job? No, I did not I actually told Conan
truth truth
I call it. They asked me to call him. So so I called Conan victim
I've never I've known Conan. I want you to call Conan tell him that it's a great place to work
Even though he's gonna take your time you're slots in my slot
And you did that I what the fuck are you doing? You know listen, man?
Even they do if you don't if you say no then you're not gonna move then though. You're out that year
So you were smart. You said you know what rather than lose my gig I'll move my show to twelve o'clock
What do I care? Yeah, but that did you in right?
When you move to twelve there's less people watching. His numbers weren't strong at the end of the hour. There's really nobody watching and
You know less faces less eyes less rating litora number stronger than Conan's. Yes, isn't that some different right now, even with the
70 million dollars that they spent on Conan. My numbers are better than his do you think?
That is a loaded question contraction. We had traction. Why do you think they did that to you?
well, I think they wanted Conan and I think you know, they they
I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows this guy Conan comes into my office. He calls Conan a folk hero
Really? Oh, and I said, he said he's a folk hero people love him. And I said, oh, alright. He's a folk hero
And I said it and I guess I'm you know, nothing in the Latino community and that's an audience
That's not watching fucking TBS. All right, not a folk hero. So I said, okay cool. He's a folk hero
listen
When when when they don't want you there just write it out as long as as you can go don't you think it's amazing in?
Television how when they want you they will build you up to be a god
Yes, and then when they decide they're done with you. They will actually put you down and knock you mm
you know, you know the thing is the thing is
Is that you know, we were very diverse
You know why at 50 cent on I had Far East Movement first time bieber's first late-night talk-show Prince was on
Janet Jackson was on a very diverse
Show and different kind of book had no desk and edgy. You know, we I gave up marijuana brownies
We took shots and sometimes I think did you give up marijuana bro? Yeah, you smoked a lot of weed
I said no. Not anymore. I did I did it. But anyway, so getting back to TV, so get it back to the TV so
We go to the up fronts the second year and Conan is like the guy they extend us
they cancel show they extend it and they pick him up - like
2017
People have said that ponen may have actually saved Lopez from cancellation before second season back Onan mandated it for his
reputations purposes while some trying to spin Conan's bumping of Lopez tonight to midnight as a demotion for Lopez if
Anything it was a life preserver
So we know it, you know, we know it's a word like we'll just do the shows that we want to do
Let me ask you some is it racism you think because she had the ratings?
No, it's not but the embracing its love of its love of white they love each other so much
But it doesn't we have the tape. Do you think that's it? Because really what you're describing is
Everything our race this is not about race. It's about numbers. It's about money and it's about love of
Themselves so I would not I'm not gonna say it's about race, but when you say that it's a love of white
No, they love to they're working with each other. So they're in love. So that's a rate
So, you know, you're left out of the party cuz your brand no, no. No, I didn't say that. You said that?
Sony announced they're doing a sequel to The Smurfs movie
So today I lost some work because I'm brown, but also I got some work because I'm blue
I just say no. I don't feel it's racism. Was it racism that Jay Leno went and took did to him?
No, no, that's the same situation. But but then again, you know Conan went out of year
He went on tour he flew around
You know lamenting about he'd been fucked over and they gave him a check for forty million dollars. I didn't get shit
I got two weeks
When they went when you went on @midnight it kind of was the death knell for the show
We're having a good time Howard. If you're gonna die die that way I want to take one second talk about something serious
today not long ago couple hours ago
it was announced that TBS is not renewing George Lopez's show for a third season and
I know you do. I have very strong feelings about this and I wanted to talk about it. Had it not been for George
Being so incredibly supportive of me a year and a half ago
I would not have come to TBS and we would not be doing this show right now
I owe that man a lot and frankly. It makes me very sad the TBS and George could not work this out. I
Really like the part of a late-night lineup with George and I wish that this could have continued
So tonight all of our thoughts are with George and his entire staff and crew
We understand believe me how hard this is for all of you and we wish you all the best
When they asked me to do a talk show, I wanted it to be inclusive and I wanted it to be fun
I want to thank my fans who have followed me from stand up to my sitcom and to Lopez tonight one more time, baby
Let's do it. This is it
Shane the banished or late night
You still watch Conan and you keep in touch with Conan at all, no, you know, I don't you know, he said to me
When he called me when I got canceled he called up and said listen man if you ever need anybody to bend to
Call me and I'm like dude you got a paycheck for 40 million dollars
I'm not gonna vent to you exactly I got 36 hours to get out of the building being all my posters and you know
I took my computer. Obviously. I always try to take a computer
But but you know, we didn't get the same respect that NBC gave him and he bitched for two years. Yeah
I mean I took my hit like a man and I went away
So you think Conan do you think Conan was a little soft and how he took that off? Oh, yeah
You know act like the world had ended. I've been through a transformative event in the last three and a half months
Just really nice. I got screwed give you a big jack man. People lose their jobs all the time
I'm not sure really Sam to be completely honest if that was a job that I
Would have wanted to do the rest of my life
It seems to be a job where you're a lifer, you know, and and it takes so much time
that you know
I'm enjoying the fact that I can do so many different things animation or being this and being that you know
That's what he wants to do. Yeah, it should go to somebody that that's what they want to do
So so I think he's in the right place. So he was cool. Yeah, yeah he was very cool
I'll be happy if I leave this place with the computer that they gave me
Seriously?
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